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“me hungy”

A heavy bearded neanderthal looking man was arrested in Sacramento for allegedly throwing a spear at a passing moving vehicle. According to a witness, the primitive looking man appeared out of nowhere prior to throwing a spear at the moving car. “He just appeared, poof, a homeless looking man with a spear, then he threw it at a car while grunting some weird caveman talk.”
Ancient Alien Astronaut theorist argue that the man isn’t really 56-year-old Jeffery Jones from Sacramento, California, but rather a human from the past that has travelled through time via a worm hole created by ancient aliens. Other people argue he is just a crazy bearded man that throws spears at cars.
Jones was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon and was last seen drawing paleolithic illustrations on his cell wall at Sacramento County Jail.

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craigb

Ahhh. So that's where we were supposed to meet. SOMEBODY didn't send the new address.

The new place looks much nicer than our old one.

One of your new shirt designs there Ed?

This year's graduating class at Whassamadder U.?  

Hey!

craigb
Hey!

Not you, Craig.  The Amazons.  

Old55

craigb
Hey!

Not you, Craig.  The Amazons.  

I was just singin' the next part.
 
Shaddap You Face?

This next letter comes to us from a guy named name Oswald.  He writes:

Dear Kacy,
 
Its been many years since I've started walking around forests wearing nothing but a towel and socks.  Yesterday I had a vision of a talking ketchup bottle.  I lost my favorite briefcase.  Will you play, "La Bamba," by Richie Vallens
 
 

Dear Mr Phase,
 
could you please send me a sample of your drugs?
 
They seem to evoke a real nice trip.
 
Respectfully,
 
MM C
 

Good morning?

Mesh
Good morning?

IS IT?????

musicman100

Mesh
Good morning?

IS IT?????

It's starting to get better....I just made a quick run to Starbucks and got me a sawsage breaky samich. I also brought (from home) some fresh brewed Ethiopian coffee.
 
How's your mroning so far MM?
 
 

So far I've had three Advil for breakfast

bapu
So far I've had three Advil for breakfast

Sorry to hear that....not the best way to start the morning.....(are ya going thru FSF postpartum posting withdrawals?) 

Good morning - how's things in the shire?

daryl1968
Good morning - how's things in the shire?

Totally beetchun

Bilbo is gone again and he owes me money.  
 
Other than that, things are going pretty well.  How things  going for you?  

just got my feet waxed and my ring polished, Jan so feeling flabulous thanks

Am I the only one imagining ZZ Top as hobbits playing Sharp Dressed Man at Bilbo's 111st birthday party?
 
There's a reason I don't have Peter Jackson's phone number.

I Am intrusted in a fasility of hier learnin. What must I do to inroll min yer institusion. I know ifn     its gotta U at the end I Am in the right place. I feal smarter all ready

bayoubill
I Am intrusted in a fasility of hier learnin. What must I do to inroll min yer institusion. I know ifn     its gotta U at the end I Am in the right place. I feal smarter all ready

It certainly takes a lot of talent to write like this and even more talent to actually decipher it.......(I'm just a no-talent bum.....)

daryl1968
just got my feet waxed and my ring polished, Jan so feeling flabulous thanks

 

It's the "During Waxing" photos they never show you.  I wonder why...

UbiquitousBubba
It's the "During Waxing" photos they never show you.  I wonder why...

Real men use duct tape?

never trust a guy who shaves his legs...

Never trust a woman that doesn't shave her legs.....

Never trust legs that walk around shaving people at random.
 
I hate that.

 .....at least there's a few left that we can trust.......Dr.'s, Lawyers, Car Mechanics, and Gov. Officials.

Mesh
 .....at least there's a few left that we can trust.......Dr.'s, Lawyers, Car Mechanics, and Gov. Officials.

Dear Mr Mesh,
 
Please send me a sample of the drugs you have....
 
I would like to try them
 
Respectfully
 
MM C

Mesh

daryl1968
just got my feet waxed and my ring polished, Jan so feeling flabulous thanks

 

Does the "Before Waxing" shot look it's been permed?  

musicman100

Mesh
 .....at least there's a few left that we can trust.......Dr.'s, Lawyers, Car Mechanics, and Gov. Officials.

Dear Mr Mesh,
 
Please send me a sample of the drugs you have....
 
I would like to try them
 
Respectfully
 
MM C

Didn't everybody get an unlimited "drug stimulus" check in the mail?

Mesh, those might be those 1 Day Only Waves Sale.

bapu
Mesh, those might be those 1 Day Only Waves Sale.

Ya....that was my original intention in looking for Waves.
 
Those iLoks are coming to get ya.....
 

iLoks?
 
Please let them be sharks...Please let them be sharks...

UB, c'mon in the water sharks iLoks are fine.

231 * 3?

Our next letter comes to us from a rascal named Brat.  It reads:
 
Dear Casey,
 
Its been 14 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, and 6 days since I broke a nail changing a tire.  Through the years, I've struggled with the consequences, the regrets, the IWantADoOvers, and the trauma.  Could you play, "The 59th Street Bridge Song," by Simon and Garfunkle.
 
Ps...  When I was really young, I used to call em, "semen and garfunkie."
 
 

Happy Friday to all you cute little flying monkey poo's!!!
 

 

The top two look stoned.
 
The middle one is long in the tooth.
 
The bottom one is about to join the top two.
 

I like monkeys

I have an Alembic

I like Alembics

I thought this place was an abandoned site......I saw some tumbleweeds blowing by.

Those were abandoned monkey 'fro wigs. 
 
They're a fashion choice.

Come to think of it, the blonde tumbleed did look a bit odd...
 

Mesh
Come to think of it, the blonde tumbleed did look a bit odd...
 

MOTHER?

(If she calls him Norman, I'm checking out.)

Do monkeys like Alembics?
 
(Before you leave UB, it's customary to take a shower first.)

craigb

LED???

No, they're the older LCD type.

craigb
No, they're the older LCD type.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAA I expected summin like dat from ewe

I once knew a guy named Rob, who dressed like a girl and slob, he had some nice shoes, he enjoyed jazz and blues, and he married a cousin named Cob.

 
 
 
I like unicorn doggies

I've just learned that I can communicate with the dead!
 
But the the dead seem to be an odd bunch with weird customs and traditions.
 
IOW pretty much like the living - only less.

drewfx1
I've just learned that I can communicate with the dead!
 
But the the dead seem to be an odd bunch with weird customs and traditions.
 
IOW pretty much like the living - only less.

We do that every time we post in this fred.