AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Splat!

I like this thread

Old55
Splat!

OH ,DEAR!!!

daryl1968
I like this thread

Classic Hit & Run!!

 

I've been staying home sick the last 2 days; could someone please write something funny and/or interesting?
Thanks.

Who are you calling a FAQ??

57Gregy
I've been staying home sick the last 2 days; could someone please write something funny and/or interesting?
Thanks.

Mooch's butt itches!!!??!!!

bapu

57Gregy
I've been staying home sick the last 2 days; could someone please write something funny and/or interesting?
Thanks.

Mooch's butt itches!!!??!!!

Um. Not everyone here is interested in Mooch's butt.

craigb

That is GREAT... it reminds me of a time when we were free to be stupid... what a great time to be alive, huh? I don't think any profession should require a lisence. A bad doctor woud not be in business long, then again some of them might be really good. Anyone should be able to be a lawyer, if you have a bisic knowledge of the law and are a good salesman... what more do you need?
Yes, beer is nourishing. There was a guy last year who went on a beer fast for Lent. All he did was drink beer during lent. He said he never got drunk, just a beer in the morning, a couple for lunch, a couple for dinner... HEY, if it works... it works. I think it sounds like a great idea.
Back in the 1960s doctors prescribed amphetamines to pregnant women to help with weight gain. They prescribe pure methamphetamine today for adult ADHD, Desoxyn. Heck, I cannot seem to concentrat on anything right?
 
J

Remember when chocolate and cigarettes were good for you?

drewfx1

bapu

57Gregy
I've been staying home sick the last 2 days; could someone please write something funny and/or interesting?
Thanks.

Mooch's butt itches!!!??!!!

Um. Not everyone here is interested in Mooch's butt.

Butt, his itch might be an interesting science project???

Dinosaur (the other red meat): It's whats for dinner!
 

Something funny.  Interesting.
 
HTH.

Ever Juan have a safe & Happy Labor Day weekend!!
 
 

Thanks, Mesh.  Same to you.  

I'm working the next three days...  What is this "holiday" concept anyway?

Sorry, Craigster.  I hope you're getting paid OT.  

OT?  Hehe...  OT...  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 
 
Oh that's a good one Jan!  Ahahahahaha!!!!
 

bapu
 
Mooch's butt itches!!!??!!!

Actually I've been suffering too lately, I've just embarked on a regime of extreme fastidiousness to counter this debilitating ailment and I'm happy to say I'm getting good results at this early stage.
 
Now where could I share this good news if there wasn't a FSF?

Jonbouy

bapu
 
Mooch's butt itches!!!??!!!

Actually I've been suffering too lately, I've just embarked on a regime of extreme fastidiousness to counter this debilitating ailment and I'm happy to say I'm getting good results at this early stage.
 
Now where could I share this good news if there wasn't a FSF?

B.I.A.?

craigb
OT?  Hehe...  OT...  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 
 
Oh that's a good one Jan!  Ahahahahaha!!!!
 

I'm glad I could bring you some humor this weekend.  Have a good time in spite of everything.  

I'm offended. 
 
Pedro is posting everywhere but here.
 
Actually it's probably a smart move on his part.

bapu
I'm offended. 
 
Pedro is posting everywhere but here.
 
Actually it's probably a smart move on his part.

Because this fred is too mainstream, popular and commercial for Pedro's tastes?

Danger, Will Robinson!

Danger, Will Robinson!  
 
Hey, loop trick.  Yay!

Wow... 10 full hours between posts here...  I hope it's because everyone (else) is off enjoying the holiday!

I just got home from a gig, and I am sitting here munching on a Macky Dees BEC breakfast sammy while reading posts...
 
I really should go to bed, but its sew exciting , here?

musicman100
I just got home from a gig, and I am sitting here munching on a Macky Dees BEC breakfast sammy while reading posts...
 
I really should go to bed, but its sew exciting , here?

Well, that was where you were for the last 10 hours??!!??
 
Prolly made $25, huh?

*Burp!*

Hey!  It's loop trick time again!

Hey!  It's loop trick time again!

Hey!  It's loop trick time again!

I have high hopes and unrealistic optimism for page 743.

New page?  

craigb
I have high hopes and unrealistic optimism for page 743.

Always the optimist, Craig?  

One bump to get page 743 to show...

Old55

craigb
I have high hopes and unrealistic optimism for page 743.

Always the optimist, Craig?  

I've been told an optimist is the guy who fell off the top of the tall building and, while passing floor 12 on the way down, thinks "So far so good!"

Renew!  Renew!

I'm wondering....
 
Can anyone join in on this page?

bapu

musicman100
I just got home from a gig, and I am sitting here munching on a Macky Dees BEC breakfast sammy while reading posts...
 
I really should go to bed, but its sew exciting , here?

Well, that was where you were for the last 10 hours??!!??
 
Prolly made $25, huh?

You have played with this band before , I see...

musicman100

bapu

musicman100
I just got home from a gig, and I am sitting here munching on a Macky Dees BEC breakfast sammy while reading posts...
 
I really should go to bed, but its sew exciting , here?

Well, that was where you were for the last 10 hours??!!??
 
Prolly made $25, huh?

You have played with this band before , I see...

More like I played that venue, know?

bapu
I'm wondering....
 
Can anyone join in on this page?

You'd better check with the Big Cheese... the Head Honcho...  the Top Dog...  etc, etc.  

The Numero Juan?

Ya.  Numero Unero...  the Boss...  the Chief...  the Fearless Leader..  the Mane Man...  the Leader of the Pack...  

Old55
Ya.  Numero Unero...  the Boss...  the Chief...  the Fearless Leader..  the Mane Man...  the Leader of the Pack...  

I hear he likes monkeys and kittens

...and pancakes and becan, oh, my.  

mmmmmmmmm becan, it's nit just for breakfast any more.
 
 
 
(I have to admit I had cold pizza this morn for breakfast, but it did have Italian sawsedge)

Have fun, guys.  Time for be to go to a BBQ.  

it is Sunday night here  this particular thread  has a certain air about it ...I wish I could put my finger on it .l. perhaps we need to go to the Software Forum and lambast a vendor?? no? yes?
 
go upstairs and see whos biotching aboutX2? no? yes?
 
Have  rumble with the Sharks???
 
I am bored not board,
 

Where are all the sheep in this fred anyway???

Can't sleep...

Can't wakeup...

musicman100
it is Sunday night here  this particular thread  has a certain air about it ...I wish I could put my finger on it .l. perhaps we need to go to the Software Forum and lambast a vendor?? no? yes?
 
go upstairs and see whos biotching aboutX2? no? yes?
 
Have  rumble with the Sharks???
 
I am bored not board,
 

I'd never want to put my finger on something that smells like this heaping pile of fred.  

But wood you put your finger in the dyke if the dam thing was bursting?

If it's bursting, it's already too late!  

First, there are Nocturnal Emmisions
 
then fingers in dykes
 
then Pedro
 
Freud must be rolling over in his grave
 
 
Roll over Sigmund, give me some rhythm and blues