AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

It's been sed (in that udder fred) that the mods rarely monitor the coffee house.
 
Two things come to mind.
 
1. This fred is truly safe
2. The inmates are running the asylum
 

3. The inmates in the asylum have a mutual understanding......civility.

 Only ewe...

This place is even better than that time I joined Idiots Anonymous.  I got as far as, "Hello, my name is Ubiquitous Bubba, and I am an Idiot," before I realized that I had blown my cover.  After that, it wasn't quite as anonymous as you might think.
 
In addition, we've got better tin foil hats.

 
I've worked with some of their members...

craigb

 
I've worked with some of their members...

I'm not only the precedent, I am a membrane two. 

Since I can't see the new page yet...
 

 
I can't see the new Nicholas Cage action film doing very well.

He plays a wrongly convicted man, trapped amongst a bunch of the world's most dangerous criminals, all stuck inside a Refrigeration Factory...

It's called Air Con.

 
I got really drunk at my mate's wedding last month and threw the ice sculpture in the river...
 


 But it's all water under the bridge now.
 
 

 
 
Bass Player available for paying gigs only. I play G-C-D. If your songs are not in the Key of G please transpose them to G. If your song has an Em or Bm I will probably sit that one out. I could learn these chords for $30.00 each if you insist.
If you want me to do any of that fancy stuff like rock back and forth from G to D while you hold a G chord forget it , remember I am a pocket player.
Minumn of $100.00 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 70891. $5.00 per mile extra for any gigs out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on the Baton Rouge Metro line, or you can pick me up at my place.
Must be home by 11pm due a previous legal problem.
No gigs within 500 yards of a school, parks or playground.
Did I mention that I have a great sense of humor?

musicman100

 
 
Bass Player available for paying gigs only. I play G-C-D. If your songs are not in the Key of G please transpose them to G. If your song has an Em or Bm I will probably sit that one out. I could learn these chords for $30.00 each if you insist.
If you want me to do any of that fancy stuff like rock back and forth from G to D while you hold a G chord forget it , remember I am a pocket player.
Minumn of $100.00 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 70891. $5.00 per mile extra for any gigs out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on the Baton Rouge Metro line, or you can pick me up at my place.
Must be home by 11pm due a previous legal problem.
No gigs within 500 yards of a school, parks or playground.
Did I mention that I have a great sense of humor?

That guy stole my ideal (a nod to Bobby there).

bapu
It's been sed (in that udder fred) that the mods rarely monitor the coffee house.
 
Two things come to mind.
 
1. This fred is truly safe
2. The primates are running the asylum
 

Fixed--for Daryl.  

Daryl likes primates.

Dead, dead, dead...  This fred is dead!

Pityfull Innit?

Did not hit 250 posts today.
 

bapu
Did not hit 250 posts today.
 

Ooo...  Forgot about that!  A new challenge, ya?

Good Morning Fred!!!

Remind me again...  which one's Fred?

He's the pink one, Karyn.  He also answers to the name, Floyd. 

UbiquitousBubba
He's the pink one, Karyn.  He also answers to the name, Floyd. 

Fred Ziffel??
Arnold the Pig - pink one?
 

 
 

Mmmmm....  becan.  

Arnold Before ........
 
 
and
 
 
 
 
Arnold after.....

I wonder if Green Acres is known outside of the U.S.  

Green Acres is more of a state of mind.  So is Hee-Haw.
 
I give cultural tours to alien tourists.  You're welcome.

 

Mesh
Arnold Before ........
 
 
and
 
 
 
 
Arnold after.....

LUNCH
 

Becan and eggs...  A day's worth of work for the chicken, a life-time commitment for the pig.
 
Last night for dinner I had half-a-dozen scrambled eggs with four slices of ham cut up into it and some cheese over the top along with some toast.  I couldn't find any becan so the meal wasn't complete.  I blame Beagle.

(Note to self:  The doggy door at Craigb's house is working perfectly.  Next time, remember to plant some incriminating paw prints at the scene.)

UbiquitousBubba
(Note to self:  The doggy door at Craigb's house is working perfectly.  Next time, remember to plant some incriminating paw prints at the scene.)

It seems to be the Becan door that seems to be malfunctioning........no?

which begs the question
 
which came first?
 
the bacon or the egg???

musicman100
which begs the question
 
which came first?
 
the bacon or the egg???

Like Mooch says.....................................Who Cares???
 
 
 
 
I like to have them both....at the same time......with toast.......and coffee!!!

The becan came first, then the Beagle, then both left at the same time officer.

Oh oh....I see the forum software is holding out on posting......uhm.....posts.

bump

No post counts were increased in the submission of this post.

It turns out that these disclaimers may not be quite as accurate as you might think.

That's why I always include disclaimers as fine print in my posts.
 
(Arse.)

craigb
That's why I always include disclaimers as fine print in my posts.
 
(Arse.)

Butt, butt, but, that's a tiny Arse no?

Daryk likes tiny arses.
 
Or is it tiny monkeys. 
 
I ferget.

i just posted this to see my count cause I canna be arsed to look up my profile

when I hit 10K  i yam gonna hire her to let ewe all know
 

What's a post count?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Passing cars.

bapu
What's a post count? 
 

A BARON

smart simians????????????????????????

Well, one of the little ones just asked the one behind the keyboard who Hamlet is...

poor yoryick, I knew him well

musicman100
poor yoryick, I knew him well

[Pedantic]
Um, that should be "Alas, poor Yorick!  I knew him Horatio."
[/Pedantic]
 
(But don't take it too badly, it's one of the most misquoted lines there is.  )

Alas poor Porick, I knew his becan.  

Did he say "becan???"
 

There is Becan abouts....
 
I can smell it....

Ya.  

craigb
The becan came first, then the Beagle, then both left at the same time officer.

So, the chicken or the egg didn't come first?  

Old55

craigb
The becan came first, then the Beagle, then both left at the same time officer.

So, the chicken or the egg didn't come first?  

no.

Old55

craigb
The becan came first, then the Beagle, then both left at the same time officer.

So, the chicken or the egg didn't come first?  

was one of them smoking, afterwards?

musicman100

Old55

craigb
The becan came first, then the Beagle, then both left at the same time officer.

So, the chicken or the egg didn't come first?  

was one of them smoking, afterwards?

The becan was applewood smoked.