AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Excess pool?

I wonder if my next post will add to my post count (not that it matters) or if this one exceeds my limit for the day?
 

bapu
I wonder if my next post will add to my post count (not that it matters) or if this one exceeds my limit for the day?
 

if ewe mention x3 again ur count will decrease, MISTER!!!.

-X3!

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Bacon-Asparagus-Pizza/Detail.aspx?src=rss

this software SUXXXXXSS how come you cant enter a link and tag it to text now ?

musicman100
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Bacon-Asparagus-Pizza/Detail.aspx?src=rss

The spelled it all wrong.
 
It's Becan Asparapuss dagnabit.

 
Yay!!
 
53,000,000,000,000,000

I sense a hidden new page...

There it is!

Whew!!!!

SteveStrummerUK
 
Yay!!
 
53,000,000,000,000,000

OH stop now Straummy....... that is getting really tiresome to always point to my post count when EVERYONE knows it matters not to me.
 

bapu

SteveStrummerUK
 
Yay!!
 
53,000,000,000,000,000

OH stop now Straummy....... that is getting really tiresome to always point to my post count when EVERYONE knows it matters not to me.
 

I thought he was referring to the number of brain cells killed by reading the FSF.
 
(Until I realized that the real number is far higher.)

FSF is not for reading.
 
I needed to clarify that just in case somebody read something that would put them off posting.

I just wanna post here.
 
I cannae read anyways.

can oil be transported over radio waves. what is a radio wave. what is a creep. what is a radio head. 

Very exit-stential.  
 
Welcome to the CH, rockshopunited

Welsh birth control.
 

It's so cute!

Sure, it looks cute now.  It's harmless, right?
 
Wait until you've got an entire flock of these wooden sheep in a massive storm...
 
Sheepnado.

But for Bubba this fred would be lost.
 

ewe know I thought there was something illuminating in this fred......
 
and I was right....

bapu
But for Bubba this fred would be lost the key to the Theory of Everything the new Magna Carta Homer's Illiad Part 2/Revenge of the Greeks significantly less "gamey".

Tastes like chicken...a very blubbery chicken, that is.

Sheepnado??
 
I was thinking more on the lines of lamb chops.......

 

You know, this might be just the right place to show off my large collection of leper haiku!

leper haiku = up hi leaker

bapu
leper haiku = up hi leaker

That's one possibility, but there are a few others.  For example:
 
Hauler Pike
Hauler Kepi
Pleura Hike
Haiku Leper
Haiku Repel
Hail Peruke
Rupiah Leek
Rupiah Keel
A Hiker Pule
Hake Lire Up
Hake Rile Up
Hake Lure Pi
Hake Rule Pi
Hake Rue Lip
Hale Rue Kip
Heal Rue Kip
Haler Puke I
Heap Rue Ilk
Rhea Like Up
Hare Like Up
Hear Like Up
Alike Her Up
Alike Rep Uh
Alike Per Uh
Ilea Perk Uh
Kale Hire Up
Kale Heir Up
Kale Hue Rip
Kale Ripe Uh
Kale Pier Uh
Kale Pure Hi
Kale Rue Phi
Kale Rue Hip
Lake Hire Up
Lake Heir Up
Lake Hue Rip
Lake Ripe Uh
Lake Pier Uh
Lake Pure Hi
Lake Rue Phi
Lake Rue Hip
Leak Hire Up
Leak Heir Up
Leak Hue Rip
Leak Ripe Uh
Leak Pier Uh
Leak Pure Hi
Leak Rue Phi
Leak Rue Hip
Peak Lire Uh
Peak Rile Uh
Peak Lure Hi
Peak Rule Hi
Rake Hue Lip
Rake Pile Uh
Rake Pule Hi
Lea Hiker Up
Lea Piker Uh
Ale Hiker Up
Ale Piker Uh
Plea Hue Irk
Pale Hue Irk
Leap Hue Irk
Peal Hue Irk
Earl Hike Up
Earl Hue Kip
Earl Pike Uh
Earl Kepi Uh
Earl Puke Hi
Real Hike Up
Real Hue Kip
Real Pike Uh
Real Kepi Uh
Real Puke Hi
Pea Hie Lurk
Pea Liker Uh
Pea Ire Hulk
Ape Hie Lurk
Ape Liker Uh
Ape Ire Hulk
Pear Hue Ilk
Pear Like Uh
Rape Hue Ilk
Rape Like Uh
Pare Hue Ilk
Pare Like Uh
Reap Hue Ilk
Reap Like Uh
Are Pie Hulk
Era Pie Hulk
Ear Pie Hulk
Urea Hep Ilk
Urea Elk Phi
Urea Elk Hip
Urea Kelp Hi
Ha Puree Ilk
Ha Rupee Ilk
Ha Like Pure
Ha Pike Lure
Ha Pike Rule
Ha Kepi Lure
Ha Kepi Rule
Ha Lire Puke
Ha Rile Puke
Ha Lieu Perk
Ah Puree Ilk
Ah Rupee Ilk
Ah Like Pure
Ah Pike Lure
Ah Pike Rule
Ah Kepi Lure
Ah Kepi Rule
Ah Lire Puke
Ah Rile Puke
Ah Lieu Perk
Haiku El Rep
Haiku El Per
Hail Reek Up
Hail Puke Re
Hair Leek Up
Hair Keel Up
Hair Puke El
Haul Eek Rip
Haul Eke Rip
Haul Reek Pi
Haul Pee Irk
Haul Ere Kip
Haul Pike Re
Haul Kepi Re
Hula Eek Rip
Hula Eke Rip
Hula Reek Pi
Hula Pee Irk
Hula Ere Kip
Hula Pike Re
Hula Kepi Re
Hap Like Rue
Rah Lei Puke
Rah Lie Puke
Ail Her Puke
Ail Hue Perk
Pail Reek Uh
April Eek Uh
April Eke Uh
Rail Peke Uh
Rail Keep Uh
Rail Peek Uh
Rail Eh Puke
Rail He Puke
Liar Peke Uh
Liar Keep Uh
Liar Peek Uh
Liar Eh Puke
Liar He Puke
Lair Peke Uh
Lair Keep Uh
Lair Peek Uh
Lair Eh Puke
Lair He Puke
Lira Peke Uh
Lira Keep Uh
Lira Peek Uh
Lira Eh Puke
Lira He Puke
Rial Peke Uh
Rial Keep Uh
Rial Peek Uh
Rial Eh Puke
Rial He Puke
Pair Leek Uh
Pair Keel Uh
Pair Hue Elk
Air Pee Hulk
Air Hue Kelp
Lark Hue Pie
Park Eh Lieu
Park He Lieu
Park Hue Lei
Park Hue Lie
Ark Hie Pule
Ark Hep Lieu
Ark Hue Pile
Auk Heel Rip
Auk Helper I
Auk Here Lip
Auk Leper Hi
Auk Repel Hi
Auk Reel Phi
Auk Reel Hip
Auk Leer Phi
Auk Leer Hip
Auk Eh Peril
Auk He Peril
Auk Help Ire
Auk Hep Lire
Auk Hep Rile
Auk Her Pile
La Peruke Hi
La Hike Pure
La Hire Puke
La Heir Puke
La Hue Piker
Lap Hike Rue
Alp Hike Rue
Pal Hike Rue
Pa Hike Lure
Pa Hike Rule
Pa Hue Liker
Par Hue Like
Rap Hue Like
A Heel Irk Up
A Here Ilk Up
A Eek Hi Purl
A Eek Hurl Pi
A Eke Hi Purl
A Eke Hurl Pi
A Leek Uh Rip
A Keel Uh Rip
A Peke Hurl I
A Keep Hurl I
A Peek Hurl I
A Reek Uh Lip
A Peel Uh Irk
A Reel Uh Kip
A Leer Uh Kip
A Pee Hi Lurk
A Peer Hulk I
A Peer Uh Ilk
A Ere Hulk Pi
A Eh Liker Up
A Eh Pie Lurk
A Eh Pule Irk
A Eh Lure Kip
A Eh Rule Kip
A Eh Pure Ilk
A He Liker Up
A He Pie Lurk
A He Pule Irk
A He Lure Kip
A He Rule Kip
A He Pure Ilk
A Hiker El Up
A Hire Elk Up
A Heir Elk Up
A Hep Rue Ilk
A Her Like Up
A Hue Elk Rip
A Hue Rep Ilk
A Hue Per Ilk
A Like Rep Uh
A Like Per Uh
A Piker El Uh
A Lei Perk Uh
A Lie Perk Uh
A Pie Re Hulk
A Ripe Elk Uh
A Pier Elk Uh
A Ire Kelp Uh
A Elk Pure Hi
A Elk Rue Phi
A Elk Rue Hip
A Kelp Rue Hi
Rhea Elk I Up
Hare Elk I Up
Hear Elk I Up
Kale Her I Up
Kale Rep Uh I
Kale Per Uh I
Kale Re Hi Up
Kale Re Uh Pi
Lake Her I Up
Lake Rep Uh I
Lake Per Uh I
Lake Re Hi Up
Lake Re Uh Pi
Leak Her I Up
Leak Rep Uh I
Leak Per Uh I
Leak Re Hi Up
Leak Re Uh Pi
Rake El Hi Up
Rake El Uh Pi
Lea Eh Irk Up
Lea He Irk Up
Lea Perk Uh I
Lea Re Uh Kip
Ale Eh Irk Up
Ale He Irk Up
Ale Perk Uh I
Ale Re Uh Kip
Pea Eh I Lurk
Pea He I Lurk
Pea El Uh Irk
Pea Re Hulk I
Pea Re Uh Ilk
Ape Eh I Lurk
Ape He I Lurk
Ape El Uh Irk
Ape Re Hulk I
Ape Re Uh Ilk
Pear Elk Uh I
Rape Elk Uh I
Pare Elk Uh I
Reap Elk Uh I
Are Eh Ilk Up
Are He Ilk Up
Are Elk Hi Up
Are Elk Uh Pi
Are Kelp Uh I
Are El Uh Kip
Era Eh Ilk Up
Era He Ilk Up
Era Elk Hi Up
Era Elk Uh Pi
Era Kelp Uh I
Era El Uh Kip
Ear Eh Ilk Up
Ear He Ilk Up
Ear Elk Hi Up
Ear Elk Uh Pi
Ear Kelp Uh I
Ear El Uh Kip
Ha Eek I Purl
Ha Eke I Purl
Ha Eel Irk Up
Ha Lee Irk Up
Ha Pee I Lurk
Ha Ere Ilk Up
Ha Like Re Up
Ha Ire Elk Up
Ha Elk Pure I
Ha Elk Rue Pi
Ha Kelp Rue I
Ha El Rue Kip
Ah Eek I Purl
Ah Eke I Purl
Ah Eel Irk Up
Ah Lee Irk Up
Ah Pee I Lurk
Ah Ere Ilk Up
Ah Like Re Up
Ah Ire Elk Up
Ah Elk Pure I
Ah Elk Rue Pi
Ah Kelp Rue I
Ah El Rue Kip
Hark Eel I Up
Hark Lee I Up
Hap Elk Rue I
Rah Leek I Up
Rah Keel I Up
Rah Puke El I
Air Eh Elk Up
Air He Elk Up
Lark Pee Uh I
Park Eel Uh I
Park Lee Uh I
Park Hue El I
Ark Heel I Up
Ark Eel Hi Up
Ark Eel Uh Pi
Ark Lee Hi Up
Ark Lee Uh Pi
Ark Peel Uh I
Ark Eh Lei Up
Ark Eh Lie Up
Ark Eh Pule I
Ark He Lei Up
Ark He Lie Up
Ark He Pule I
Ark Hie El Up
Ark Hue El Pi
Ark Pie El Uh
Auk Eh El Rip
Auk Eh Re Lip
Auk He El Rip
Auk He Re Lip
Auk Help Re I
Auk Her El Pi
Auk El Rep Hi
Auk El Per Hi
Auk El Re Phi
Auk El Re Hip
La Eek Uh Rip
La Eke Uh Rip
La Reek Hi Up
La Reek Uh Pi
La Pee Uh Irk
La Ere Uh Kip
La Eh Rue Kip
La He Rue Kip
La Hike Re Up
La Her Puke I
La Hue Perk I
La Hue Re Kip
La Pike Re Uh
La Kepi Re Uh
La Puke Re Hi
Lap Reek Uh I
Alp Reek Uh I
Pal Reek Uh I
Pa Eek Hurl I
Pa Eke Hurl I
Pa Eel Uh Irk
Pa Lee Uh Irk
Pa Ere Hulk I
Pa Ere Uh Ilk
Pa Eh Rue Ilk
Pa He Rue Ilk
Pa Hue El Irk
Pa Hue Re Ilk
Pa Like Re Uh
Pa Ire Elk Uh
Pa Elk Rue Hi
Par Leek Uh I
Par Keel Uh I
Par Hue Elk I
Rap Leek Uh I
Rap Keel Uh I
Rap Hue Elk I
A Eh El Irk Up
A Eh Re Ilk Up
A He El Irk Up
A He Re Ilk Up
A Her Elk I Up
A Elk Rep Uh I
A Elk Per Uh I
A Elk Re Hi Up
A Elk Re Uh Pi
A Kelp Re Uh I
A Perk El Uh I
A El Re Uh Kip
Ha Elk Re I Up
Ah Elk Re I Up
Ark Eh El I Up
Ark He El I Up
Pa Elk Re Uh I
 
HTH.

Well CRAIG B(ITYRL),
 
I did mine on my own, using my brian.

bapu
Well CRAIG B(ITYRL),
 
I did mine on my own, using my brian.

Wel dun!  Thar 4, mi geeft 2 ewe:
 

FSF is dead comatose asleep.  Long live FSF.  

Argh!
 
Avast, ye scurvy bilge rats!  It be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.  Argh!

Bimey, Mate!  Avast, I should be drawn and quartered--I missed National Cheeseburger Day yestarday!  Argh!  Get me some rum.  

Aye Matey!! Top O da Marnin to ya!!
(it helps to wear an eye patch (or iPad) while talking/typing for a more convincing fx.....your co-workers might even encourage you with some subtle laughter........YMMV).

yes it is talk like a pirate day today
 
 
where are the BAWDY WENCHES????
 
 

 
or wrenches, for that matter???
 
 

 
 
do we have a pile of BOOTY???
 

 
 
 
 
wheres me parrot???

Aye, Top o da marnin to ya, too.  Time to go to work.  Argh!  Do you have a parrot on your shoulder to go with the iPatch?  Have a plundering day.  

IKs newest offering for the I stuff
 
I presesnt the IK IPATCH
 

Viewing a new page in this software is like playing Russian Roulette to see the new page.........sheesh!!

Arrrrgh yer ship is now mine. Whar be the GOLD??!??

bapu
Arrrrgh yer ship is now mine. Whar be the GOLD??!??

MEH Platinum standing or go home ....

musicman100

bapu
Arrrrgh yer ship is now mine. Whar be the GOLD??!??

MEH Platinum standing or go home ....

Arrrrrggghhh!!!

bapu
Arrrrgh yer ship is now mine. Whar be the GOLD??!??

Yer GOLD be buried in yer treasure chest matey......dig deep matey....dig very deep.....but be warned....it bears ye mark of an X times 3!!!!   

Arr Matey, Scurvy Dog, prepare to be boarded!
 
(Or, at least, show the next page???)

(Where the hell did my original of the below post go???!!!  )
 
Oh YEAH!!!
 

 
Time to whip out the 'ol pirate keyboard for today!
 

Gold?  Whar be ye becan?  Argh. 

Alright, which one o' you scallywags stole t' Freds booty an put'em in Davy Jones locker??

Mesh
Alright, which one o' you scallywags stole t' Freds booty an put'em in Davy Jones locker??

Which Davy Jones?  The one with the Monkees or the one that changed his name to David Bowie?

Is booty a euphemism for becan?  

2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
 
 
(the year medical grade is legalized in FL)

It's not fair...  I should be able to get medical magic mushrooms.
 
(I mean, I post here so that should be all the required qualifications, ya?)

I don't know what your excuse is, but I have real bad allergies..  and I need my pot.

I'm allergic to pot.
 
My excuse is I have a simply wonderful time whenever I'm on mushrooms.  Well, at least I seem to recall that I did - it's been sooooo long since I last saw any...

I've had asthma problems since I was young, so I've try to avoid smoke of any kind.  

sum people dont even have a pot to poo in ...

Happy Potty Friday Everyone!!!.....(it's a place you go in uptight, and leave smiling.)

"I wanna rock and roll all day and potty all night long?"   

It's my potty and I'll go if I want to
Go if I want to.  
You would go too if if happened to you.