AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

DAWs In The Wind--Kansas.  

FSF has new owners?
 
IIRC I think page 379 had a questionaire asking for feedback from contributers as to how they would feel about that.
 
I think it got covered in monkey poo before anyone could be arsed to read it.
 
Still it's nice to know that FSF became a tangible asset before it was deemed surplus to requirements and shut down.

btw I actually think I like monkeys too.
 
Anyone care?
 

Time to make my contribution.


That's it. That's all I've got. Sorry!

This is the end.
 
(Of page 759 anyway.)

I miss those yellow banners Bapu used to hand out for being top of page.  Personally I believe that they were the single best reason people ever replied in this topic.
 
Well, ok, to be honest I wasn't able to think of any good reason people post in this steaming pile of monkey poo so I just made something up.

craigb
I miss those yellow banners Bapu used to hand out for being top of page.  Personally I believe that they were the single best reason people ever replied in this topic.
 
Well, ok, to be honest I wasn't able to think of any good reason people post in this steaming pile of monkey poo so I just made something up.

I think you have a very valid point there Mr. Craigb. ......

 

I'm sorry, but valid points are against the rules of the FSF TOS (Totally Oblivious Society).  In pointing this out, some might consider my post to be valid.  Fortunately for me, it appears the society is completely unaware of my presence.  It seems someone sent them a basket of cheese and they've spent the entire morning examining the buttons on the elevator (or lift) used by the delivery guy.  Oddly enough, their office is in a single story structure constructed entirely out of yellow banners.
 
Upon hearing this news, a local tribe of monkeys celebrated wildly until they realized they had not heard correctly.  Banners, not Bannaners...  I think they may have a valid point.

 

 

Where do we go
Where do we go
Where do we go 
from heeeeree-eere?

The Bapu
Where do we go
Where do we go
Where do we go 
from heeeeree-eere?

WE UPGRADE
 
WE DONT UPGRADE

WE JUMP SHIP
 
simples, no??

musicman100

The Bapu
Where do we go
Where do we go
Where do we go 
from heeeeree-eere?

WE UPGRADE
 
WE DONT UPGRADE

WE JUMP SHIP
 
simples, no??

ARRRRRRRRR!!!
WE DON'T UPGRADE*
WE JUMP INTO THEIR SHIP*
WE PIRATE & PILLAGE*
WE PLUNDER AND REAP THE PIRATES BOOTY (wait,......that didn't sound right)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*(we come back to the forums to get help)
 
 

Mesh
 

 

I like banana smuggling monkeys

Hi Daryl, how's it going mate?

We languished on 759 far too long.  
 
Hi Daryl.  

Old55
We anguished on 759 far too long.  
 
 

Realised.

hey Mesh, Jan -
woah, I can feel a lot of negativity around here - there must be a Sonar update looming 

On every page, we languish in anguish.  Such is the nature of the FSF.

Languish please , this is a family friendly forum.

UbiquitousBubba
On every page, we languish in anguish.  Such is the nature of the FSF.

+ Juan (in Spanglish).

daryl1968
hey Mesh, Jan -
woah, I can feel a lot of negativity around here - there must be a Sonar update looming 

Arse
 
No there isn't and shame on you for even suggesting the possibility of a looming update that will be called X3 due on the 28th.
 
 

What???? New softwares???? Where????
 
 
Oh wait, I was lookin' for......

Aren't we all?

Why is FSF not a sticky yet?
There's some pretty important info in these here pages.
 
 
 
 
 
I mean a thread this long has to offer something....Doesn't it?
 
Mike?

chefmike8888
Why is FSF not a sticky yet?
There's some pretty important info in these here pages.
 
 
 
 
 
I mean a thread this long has to offer something....Doesn't it?
 
Mike?

There aren't enough adjectives in the English dictionary to touch on 1/10th of an iota of what this FSF has to truly offer.
HTH

The FSF is not really sticky.  While the "icky" part may be accurate, the FSF's dominance of page one of the Coffee House is not mandated by administrative decisions.  Some speculate that the FSF's uncanny ability to "hover" in place has less to do with stickiness than with suckiness.  In fact, the FSF may be humanity's first self-sustaining semi-permanent black hole.
 
Top scientists disagree about whether or not we should investigate this phenomenon.  While most agree that someone should do it, none of them want to go first.  After a few cautious experiments involving socks and a dryer, the scientific community selected their test subject.  They chose the one dentist who doesn't recommend sugarless gum to his patients who chew gum.  They're outfitting him now with an "I heart Gibson" t-shirt, a pound of becan, and a Soundblaster card. 
 
He has promised to post a picture of his studio.

the FSF is slipping down the chute boys,,,,
 
 
is it tyme to abandon ship???

musicman100
the FSF is slipping down the chute boys,,,,
 
 
is it tyme to abandon ship???

Ready!
 

Nah, I'm hoping Tascam will re-purpose the fred.
 
Turn it into BECAN, Arse, Monkey Poo or just plain monkeys.
 
I hope they doan drop it like Gigastudio.

Maybe this IS ST3?

Wait!  I know what's wrong.  The fred title hasn't been changed for a LONG time.
 
How about:  "Gibson to acquire FSF!" as a new one?

craigb
Wait!  I know what's wrong.  The fred title hasn't been changed for a LONG time.
 
How about:  "Gibson to acquire FSF!" as a new one?

Nope. Then it gets moved to that wonky sub forum.

craigb
Wait!  I know what's wrong.  The fred title hasn't been changed for a LONG time.
 
How about:  "Gibson to acquire FSF!" as a new one?

Nope. Then it gets moved to that wonky sub forum.

Is it still schizophrenia when someone has multiple personalities that are both actually the same?

craigb
Is it still schizophrenia when someone has multiple personalities that are both actually the same?

I think it's considered over strike, at least. 

How come this ID never hits the wall?

OK, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to stop at 250. WOW!!!! 250 posts, that's some kind of record, right?
 
And I will not use this until 8:00AM on Friday.
 
Then I'm going to see if this ID can be maxed out inside of 24 hours. No spamming. No fluff. Just normal posting.
 

See?  When people put out some effort we can trash waste throw out finish a page in less than a day!

The Bapu
OK, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to stop at 250. WOW!!!! 250 posts, that's some kind of record, right?
 
And I will not use this until 8:00AM on Friday.
 
Then I'm going to see if this ID can be maxed out inside of 24 hours. No spamming. No fluff. Just normal posting.
 

I thought about trying something like that but, apparently, I'm physically incapable of NOT posting for any length of time...

But it's all the wrong people
(or are they?)

daryl1968
hey Mesh, Jan -
woah, I can feel a lot of negativity around here - there must be a Sonar update looming 

Everyone must be listening to the Final CH song.  It so important that they put up top with the CH FAQ!  

Old55

daryl1968
hey Mesh, Jan -
woah, I can feel a lot of negativity around here - there must be a Sonar update looming 

Everyone must be listening to the Final CH song.  It so important that they put up top with the CH FAQ!  

I thought this fred was the FAQ, no?

It was the red-headed step-child FAQ.  Now it's Arr!--the performer previous know as Prince FAQ.  I should have writ "up there in the Stickies."  I didn't think of Stickies at the time.  

Arr.

craigb
Is it still schizophrenia when someone has multiple personalities that are both actually the same?

No.
It only becomes schizophrenic when they start posting the same message with different names.

One of my other personalities is schizophrenic.  They both told me I was in denial.  I disagreed and they claimed that proved their point.  There was a scuffle, one of them banged his head against a kitchen cabinet, and now I have a headache.
 
It's a good thing another personality is a therapist.

UB,
 
Was that Norfolk Kitchen Remodeled Cabinet?

craigb
Is it still schizophrenia when someone has multiple personalities that are both actually the same?

That--or paranoia. 

It was, Bapu, and it's filled with watches.

Well done MM!!!
 
That should keep the natives busy for sometime.
 
See U on Friday!! :)

Mesh
Well done MM!!!
 
That should keep the natives busy for sometime.
 
See U on Friday!! :)

Monsour Mesh , ewe have a GRANDE eveining, and I shall communicate with you on the morrow ...

 
If I tell you we must die.--Alabama Song by The Doors.  

 
Me likes that too.
Me thinks Craigb has an HD with only .gif files that are organized in alphabetical order by subject matter in which he pulls one out of the hat, just for our little giggles ya?

HAY ITS FRIDAY, hear
 
hello all ewe gud peoples
 
nice 2 b hear

musicman100
HAY ITS FRIDAY, hear
 
hello all ewe gud peoples
 
nice 2 b hear

+1
 
It looks like Gibson TASCAM Orange Tree Samples X3 Sample Tank3 the FSF has bought every Juan's comradery and U nit eee. 

Mesh

 
Me likes that too.
Me thinks Craigb has an HD with only .gif files that are organized in alphabetical order by subject matter in which he pulls one out of the hat, just for our little giggles ya?

Oh, I've got thousands to choose from (even before searching on Google for more).

craigb

Mesh

 
Me likes that too.
Me thinks Craigb has an HD with only .gif files that are organized in alphabetical order by subject matter in which he pulls one out of the hat, just for our little giggles ya?

Oh, I've got thousands to choose from (even before searching on Google for more).

Good boy.
Keep up the good work. :)