AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

I was here.
 
Butt knot know.

A setup is coming.
 

Soon.
 

Very soon.
 

Who will take it?
 

Wait a minute Mr. Post Count Man!

This weak I'm going to be feeling miserable.
 
My daughters boyfriend is only 16 but is already way way betterer on guitar than I'll ever be    (wanker)

This weak I'm going to be feeling miserable.
 
My daughters boyfriend is only 16 but is already way way betterer on guitar than I'll ever be    (wanker)

But he can't play Sweet Child of Mine without breaking a string on my tele....   (wanker)

ok,  so he's not a wanker,  I'm just grumpy at being shown up by a 16 yo

But he did break a string.  I was playin bass, he was showing off doing a good job of the lead and made it all the way to near the end where there's a bend up on 24th fret...  except my tele doesn't have 24 frets and the string just couldn't take it...
 
The look of horror on his face was classic, I just said Why have you stopped? There's still 5 left..
 
 
Oh how we larffed.                       Yeah right...

nobody knows
 
 
 
the tribbles ive seen\
 

Karyn
This weak I'm going to be feeling miserable.
 
My daughters boyfriend is only 16 but is already way way betterer on guitar than I'll ever be    (wanker)

so the first time he came to the house  and he introduced himself, did you introduce him to your little friend?
 
and tell him "boy I am watching you "

musicman100
"boy I am watching you "

You get arrested for that now...

The threat has to be somewhat vague and disturbing.  Suggestions of body parts in kitchen disposals, chemicals used to break down human tissue, and woodchipper incidents are a good start.  Combine those with a deep, penetrating stare and a smile that suggests that there is not enough medication in the world to cure whatever is wrong with you, and he'll begin to get the right idea.  
 
Pulling out a vegetable peeler, eyeing him thoughtfully, and asking, "If you were to skin a person, where would you start?" can be a great conversation starter.  
 
Hope that helps.

I have a favourite potato peeler.  Is that wrong?

It's important to keep it sharp.  You wouldn't want to spoil the hide.

you lean over to the kid and say boy I have no qualms about going back to jail

My litle girl is 16. She's at that age where she's in her room listening to her stereo, online with her friends, and boys are starting to call. Oh, my God. We had a kid call the house at 2 in the morning. I lost it. First off, I'm sound asleep in la-la land with Shania Twain in the mountains somewhere. I hear a phone ring and I'm like, "Who's got a phone in the mountains?" So when I realized it's my phone, I'm already ticked off. I went, "Hello!" And this little voice goes, "Is Emily there?" And I go, "Dude, if you have a brain in your skull you will hang up this phone up right now!" And my wife goes, "Bill, you gotta be nice." I said, "No, ma'am, nice stops at midnight." She said, "What will you do when these little boys come over?" I said, "I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm gonna pull the young man in tight next to me so only he and I can hear the conversation. I'm gonna whisper in his ear. I'm gonna say, "Boy, look at me. You see that little girl there? That's my only little girl. She's my life. So if you have any thought about hugging or kissing, you remember these words: I got no problem going back to prison.""

- Bill Engvall


 

The problem is, there are too many young men who will whisper back, "...Neither do I..."

Karyn

musicman100
"boy I am watching you "

You get arrested for that now...

It should be very easy for you, of all people, get your point across.  Just show him all of you shooting trophies and tell him "my gun can be used for stuff other than target shooting, you know."  That should show him that you mean business and compensate for his guitar work at the same time.  Then you'll feel better.  
 
 

UbiquitousBubba
The problem is, there are too many young men who will whisper back, "...Neither do I..."

So, there's a possiblity of them being cell mates?
 
(On a seperate not, of course you just don't want to be stuck in a cell with a guy named Bubba.........(not talking about you UB), but ewe gnu, the other Juan ).  

This morning I've decided that all sentences will be at a discount until at least

I'm thinking today will be a perfect time to finally

A wealthy guy told me that all you need to do to make a million dollars is

I couldn't believe the racket it made when

Some of you won't believe this but

Million Dollars?

craigb
Some of you won't believe this but

You're right.  I don't believe you.  

Mock all you want, but today I'm going to

You and what 

I don't think I can Loop until I get

In the loop of things, that just

I gots da Monday Bluezzz.......still sleepy from Sunday nite.

Go Broncos!!
 

 
 

Craigs unfinished sentences reminds of very much of the

World of Amerikha?
 

HOOBOY TOP FOR ME
 
wheeeeeeeee
 
free drinks for everyone on this page

Well done MM!!
 
Your timing is despicable impeccapble.

If only I had a dollar for everytime I heard someone say

 
 

Mesh
 
 

I yam hungry for taco bell now and need some Axe © body spray


 
 
for sum reason

I like Taco Bell.
 
I usually get the mexican pizza and just load it with hot sauce......yammmy!!
 

 
 

So, was there some major sporting event going on yesterday?
 
I'm out of the loop and I like it like that.

Mesh
I like Taco Bell.
 
I usually get the RUNS
 

 
 

cleaned out I mean up

bapu
So, was there some major sporting event going on yesterday?
 
I'm out of the loop and I like it like that.

Some seahawks flew over some broncos and just pooped on them......

Hey, it's Bapu!  I bet he doesn't even know that it's

I have a clue for you all

And then she said (demurely) I was
 

You really should not put that 
 

Can anyone tell me
 

Mesh

She is off exploring right now, mate

With her little monkey friend?

Looks like Bapu is cashing in on the discounted sentences too which means that he will soon

Mesh

Is that Bruno Mars in the middle?  Which one of the others is Daryl? 

Mesh
Go Broncos!!
 

 
 

You're a little late.  I'm sure it would have made a difference yesterday. 

You mean the Broncos didn't win????

I looked into it and su*s*p*i*c*iously I found