Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 13:42:40
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bapu
A rude crude dude?
At least he's not nude.
from the smell in here I reckon he has pooed
It was the food
Now he's in a bad mood.
I'm gonna brood.
Was it brewed?
If so we're screwed
So you allude.
jm24
Only he knewed.
Old55
Let's not start a feud.
I got a new attitude.
I'm bad at etude.
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 16:03:52
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I hate it when you all encourage me to show you my Uncle's cock
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 16:07:32
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daryl1968
I hate it when you all encourage me to show you my Uncle's cock
Well at least were not asking to see your Aunts Kitty.....
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 17:22:48
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daryl1968
I hate it when you all encourage me to show you my Uncle's cock
Well at least were not asking to see your Aunts Kitty.....
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 17:26:01
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daryl1968
I hate it when you all encourage me to show you my Uncle's cock
Well at least were not asking to see your Aunts Kitty.....
Oh WOW I wonder if his aunts name is Ms SlOCUM???
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 17:28:09
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I like Slow Loris' 
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 17:54:38
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Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 18:14:14
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Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 18:37:22
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 19:21:13
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The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 20:49:28
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Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/11 22:40:56
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Re:I changed this tittle
2012/12/11 23:39:15
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I love taxidermy. Did you mount the reindeer? Most excellent color!
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Old55
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Re:I changed this tittle
2012/12/11 23:43:40
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bapu
Here's my pennes
Penne in the arse!
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/12 07:39:33
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Old55
daryl1968
changing the subject slightly, the current Mrs Daryl1968 made me do this http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2734197
It sounds great. Now take out the trash. 
LOL sadly true - no resting on laurels here
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/12 07:43:16
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Marnin' Daryk. 12/12/12 - even them thar American's can't get that wrong
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daryl1968
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/12 08:01:38
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SteveStrummerUK
Marnin' Daryk.
12/12/12 - even them thar American's can't get that wrong
:) I know - the 12/21/12 thing really annoys me. I keep telling any septic who'll listen - if the date signifies the end of the world, the world will only end in the USA.
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Old55
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Re:THIS is the only fred you knead
2012/12/12 09:23:00
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Happy 12/12/12 guys. It's the anniversary of my first day at work--I started on 12/12/77. How time flies! I also know 4 or 5 people who have their birthday on 12/12. It's a lucky day, I guess. Maybe I should get a lotto ticket. I did I get the date right, Steve?
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A NAUGHTY JOKE
2012/12/12 10:23:57
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A risque joke ensues
There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So, one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the n*****s of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!
The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her n*****s.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said... 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday.
post edited by musicman100 - 2012/12/12 10:25:22
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Re:A NAUGHTY JOKE
2012/12/12 11:24:14
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A risque joke ensues
There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So, one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the n*****s of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!
The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her n*****s.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said... 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday.
Chortle
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Ham N Egz
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Now for something sobering
2012/12/12 11:39:01
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Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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daryl1968
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Re:A NAUGHTY JOKE
2012/12/12 12:21:48
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musicman100
A risque joke ensues
There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So, one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the n*****s of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!
The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her n*****s.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said... 'Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday.
:)
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daryl1968
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Re:Now for something sobering
2012/12/12 12:22:38
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musicman100
very prophetic Mr Orwell was
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Re:Now for something sobering
2012/12/12 12:54:27
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musicman100
very prophetic Mr Orwell was
Not really. I heard on the news that this wasn't true!
 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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bapu
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Re:Now for something sobering
2012/12/12 12:56:22
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Thanks Drew.
I was not sure what to believe but when I hear summin like this on the internest, I knowd it to be true now.
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Re:Now for something sobering
2012/12/12 12:57:17
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daryl1968
musicman100
very prophetic Mr Orwell was
He was not prophetic! You're prophetic!
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bapu
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Re:Now for something sobering
2012/12/12 12:57:58
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OMPD*
I just realized this fred is still going.
*Oh My Personal Deity
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bapu
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Re:Now for something sobering
2012/12/12 13:00:05
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musicman100
very prophetic Mr Orwell was
He was not prophetic! You're prophetic! And Bapu is pathetic!
Adjusted.
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Old55
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Re:Now for something sobering
2012/12/12 13:32:58
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Re:Now for something sobering
2012/12/12 13:35:56
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Old55
I'm apathetic.
Doan be apologetic.
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