Ham N Egz
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Re:The Bapsi Gras area has been declared a "Moob Free" zone!
2013/02/13 10:09:07
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguinson the ice in Antarctica ?
Where dothey go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committedto its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
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Old55
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Re:The Bapsi Gras area has been declared a "Moob Free" zone!
2013/02/13 10:25:08
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Re:The Bapsi Gras area has been declared a "Moob Free" zone!
2013/02/13 10:29:21
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Just a quick FYI note to go along with MM's nature lesson: There are no miniture nuns living in the Antartic. Just thought I'd let you all know.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:The Bapsi Gras area has been declared a "Moob Free" zone!
2013/02/13 11:49:28
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Old55
That's cold.
As Ice ~Furriner
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Ham N Egz
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GUESS WHO??? no, not the band...
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Re:no gnu news
2013/02/13 13:45:21
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Man, I'm so depressed.
Where are all the new train wreck freds upstairs (or even flushed down here)?
How do y'all expect me to get to 60K 70K 75K 100K?
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bapu
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 15:14:56
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bapu
Seems redundant, no?
What's your point Bapu? Oh, titttle change.
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bapu
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 15:20:58
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< 21K from a cool 'af million views.
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 15:28:01
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bapu
< 21K from a cool 'af million views.
17116 / 479054 where did you study mathmatics??? 
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 15:33:52
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Someone accused me of being away with the fairies just now...  They soon looked at me in a different light when I explained I was actually deep in the enchanted forest talking to a woodcutter.
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 15:37:48
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musicman100
bapu
< 21K from a cool 'af million views.
17116 / 479054 where did you study mathmatics???
500000 479073- ===== 020927* Which is < 21K, no?
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bapu
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 15:39:32
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JB,
How much wood could a wood cutter cut if a woodcutter was a fairy (who wears boots)?
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 15:40:32
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bapu
musicman100
bapu
< 21K from a cool 'af million views.
17116 / 479054 where did you study mathmatics???
500000
479073-
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020927*
Which is < 21K, no?
Have I got my cymbals messed up?
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The Pathetic Sword Fred
2013/02/13 15:42:56
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Re:The Pathetic Sword Fred
2013/02/13 15:44:55
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I prefer to think of a pathetic sword as a butter knife.
Or as George Castanza would say "It just got out of the pool!!!!"
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Re:The Pathetic Sword Fred
2013/02/13 15:52:50
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bapu
I prefer to think of a pathetic sword as a butter knife.
I never thought of that. I searched for a suitable pathetic sword pic and they were all pretty damned good. Ah well.
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Re:The Pathetic Sword Fred
2013/02/13 15:54:06
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See? One must think outside the box.
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Re:The Pathetic Sword Fred
2013/02/13 16:09:04
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 16:46:31
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bapu
bapu
musicman100
bapu
< 21K from a cool 'af million views.
17116 / 479054 where did you study mathmatics???
500000
479073-
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020927*
Which is < 21K, no?
Have I got my cymbals messed up?
nein, I wuz on a different page, it went over my head....but I do have a name for my organ...
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 16:52:03
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Man I am bored, lets go upstairs as malcontents and stir up discord and malign users and daws and then run away.
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 16:54:40
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Yes, lets you do that!! I am board too. We could planking up there.
J
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Re:no gnu news
2013/02/13 16:56:46
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GUESS WHO??? no, not the band...
Daryk, is that you?
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 16:59:14
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Yes, lets you do that!! I am board too. We could planking up there.
J
I wood think we knead a ringleader, first
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 17:00:23
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musicman100
jbow
Yes, lets you do that!! I am board too. We could planking up there.
J
I wood think we knead a ringleader, first
Bapu is kind of the ringmaster of this circus.
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 17:02:21
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Fiddlesticks!! Bapu does seem to be well bread.
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 17:04:08
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jbow
Fiddlesticks!!
You can still be the ringleader for the raiding party.
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 17:08:12
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No, one cult leader is enough. All hail the Bapu 
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 17:16:15
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Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 17:16:17
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FSF seems to be lacking something just now.
Perhaps it needs a joke in it.
I'll see if I can find one to bring next time I come if I remember.
Jokes make me laugh.
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Re:The Pathetic Words Fred
2013/02/13 17:24:24
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How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay for the pizza...
old, I know
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