Re: The "gagless in Coffee House" FRED
2014/12/16 13:40:01
The FSF is often confused with an absence of thought. While there is some truth to that statement, (the "FSF is often confused" part), it's not entirely accurate. A thought vacuum, such as that experienced during board meetings and political speeches, is far more intelligent than the FSF. It would be more accurate to say that the FSF is stuffed full of anti-thought, a common element that reacts violently when it comes into contact with thoughts. The resulting explosion results in a burst of dark energy that fuels the heads of most tenured professors. The FSF is the single greatest concentration of anti-thought in the known and unknown universes. Some scientists have theorized that the FSF has reached critical mass and will continue to expand until all thoughts have been eradicated from the universe. Critics of this view, however, have argued that their colleagues had mistakenly measured Coffee House member's moobs instead. In one thing, the scientists agree. Expansion is certain.