AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

jbow
I forgot to take my meds... BRB.

Oh oh....he's gonna be elevated now.

Karyn
When was it first levated?

Some time ago... I think YES did an album about it, Relevater

Karyn
I forgot to take your becan...  BRB

Oh oh.....he's gonna be becanated now.

I think I have an over active blabber. I saw a commercial about it.

jbow
I think I have an over active blabber. I saw a commercial about it.

Have you tried putting it out at night?

I'm to sexy for this forum..

Well done Karyn!!
 
Is this the 1st time ewe got too gnu TOPS in Juan day?
 
 
Medical diagnosis to narrow the condition......(there's more if symptoms are present)
 

• Abdominal Pain of Absolutely No Significance - as in why come to the ER type of pain.
• Acute Evaluation Syndrome - nursing home patients sent to the ER "to be evaluated".
• Acute Exacerbation of Chronic Nonsense - self explanatory.
• Acute Lead Poisoning - gunshot wound.
• Acute Footie Sock Deficiency - provided by a Facebook reader without explanation. I assume it means nasty feet.
• Acute Hygienic Arrest - really bad cases of body odor.
• Anal Glaucoma - can't see my ass coming to work today.
• Arrestogenic Shock - sudden life threatening illness caused by getting arrested.

Yes, it sits at the door and cries...

Mesh

jbow
I doo think I figured out how BahPoo uses depends though ... I had a relevation.

That my friend is NOT a revelation.
 
It's a complete disaster from beginning to Ed.

 
Bapu'ed.

.....more....
 
 

• Callbellectomy - removing the call light from call light abusers.
• Canckles - calf and ankle are one and the same.
• Cell Phone Sign - indicates the patient is not really that sick
• Cell-ulitis - getting sick right before getting arrested.
• Cephaloanal Confusion - can't tell the ass from the head.
• Cephaloanal Inversion - head and ass are reversed.
• Chacne - chest acne.
• Chandelier Sign - jumping off the bed to belly palpation, seen with extreme pain.
• Chartomegally - when the patient is in the hospital so long the chart becomes massive.
• Cheeto Sign - having nausea and evidence of Cheeto dust at the same time.
• ChlamydaherpasyphilAIDS - has all the STDs from sleeping around with the whole football team.
• Crapacardia - a bad EKG that needs to be repeated.
• Craniorectal Inversion - self explanatory.
• Cultural traits precluding diagnosis - when the symptoms only make sense if you are a member of the patient's culture.
• Cyberchondria - worrying about all the worst possibilities after reading the internet.

Karyn
I'm to sexy for this forum..

Yes, but don't go...

Cheeto Sign - having nausea and evidence of Cheeto dust at the same time.
 
Do people snort Cheeto dust? I bet that makes one's schnozz look weird. It gives a hole new meaning to orange sunshine... Sunshine.  Is the dust crunchy just on a smaller scale? Too crunchy for this forum?
Actually I prefer Dorito dust.
 
 

Cool Ranch? 

Bass Player. Is that an oxymoron? There is a reason that most basses have only four strings like an ahem.. ukulele.

craigb
Cool Ranch? 

Only if I cannot get Nacho Cheese or these bad boys:
These look good!

OK... young people do not watch "News Channels" huh? If I bought everything they advertise on News channels, I would use my Hurry cane to make my way to the fridge to get a bottle of Ensure then call and buy some gold (to put in my safe) then hobble to the "walk in bath" and call an attorney because I "may have been harmed". Perhaps my catheter sample pack would arrive before I got out of the "walk in tub". Then I'd need to go to the doctor so I could ask him if several new medicines are right for me. Then when the day is over I would get a great night of sleep on My Pillow...
My favorite line in a recent commercial is, "I guarantee this may help you". Huh??
 
BTW, what the heck is "handling" and why does it cost so much? SW will ship (and handle) a guitar for FREE but it costs 20 dollars to ship and "handle" some trinket or cat toy.... oh, and there is a new Vego-matic sort of chopper that if you call now you get two for the price of one, of course you have to pay double shipping and "handling" that costs more than the product. Why do I need TWO food choppers?? Oh... there is a new diabetes medicine, but I don't have diabetes... dang. Side effects include death.
"Hi, I'm William DeVane, never mind about the gold, buy this here silver". What's in your jar?
 
J

We went to B, B, and Beyond a week or two ago, they have ALL that TV stuff and more. They have Sharke vacuum mowers too!
I went next door and got some marzipan covered chocolate.

Where did Bapu go. I though I could Depend on him to bee here.
 
 

Mmmmmmmmmarzipan covered chocolates!! Yummmm!! See's Candy used to carry that I always ended with an extra pound or too.
 
You can depend on Bapu like Bapu depends on Depends....................he'll BRB.
 

OK... I made this for Bapsi.
 
 

See what I did there?

Well, I took my meds and now I can't remember if I took them or not. I probably need some becan... if Karyn didn't take it all.
 
 

Yes, I am too lazy to cook becan. Oyster stew is so much easier...

Karyn
I'm to sexy for this forum..

or two or too

I can't remember if I suffer from memory loss.

bapu
I can't remember if I suffer from memory loss.

Don't even think about it.......just forget it.

Forget what?
 

Mesh
.....more....
 
 

• Callbellectomy - removing the call light from call light abusers.
• Canckles - calf and ankle are one and the same.
• Cell Phone Sign - indicates the patient is not really that sick
• Cell-ulitis - getting sick right before getting arrested.
• Cephaloanal Confusion - can't tell the ass from the head.
• Cephaloanal Inversion - head and ass are reversed.
• Chacne - chest acne.
• Chandelier Sign - jumping off the bed to belly palpation, seen with extreme pain.
• Chartomegally - when the patient is in the hospital so long the chart becomes massive.
• Cheeto Sign - having nausea and evidence of Cheeto dust at the same time.
• ChlamydaherpasyphilAIDS - has all the STDs from sleeping around with the whole football team.
• Crapacardia - a bad EKG that needs to be repeated.
• Craniorectal Inversion - self explanatory.
• Cultural traits precluding diagnosis - when the symptoms only make sense if you are a member of the patient's culture.
• Cyberchondria - worrying about all the worst possibilities after reading the internet.

Barium : what you do with patients who have died
Wallet Biopsy : Usually performed prior to the tissue biopsy
Cranio-rectal fistula : causes CIB/'crap in brain' syndrome
Brain Salad Surgery : album recorded by super-group Emerson Lake and Palmer in the 1970's
Chandelier sign : when a patient with PID (pelvic inflammatory disease) levitates suddenly to the ceiling of the examining room ceiling during pelvic exam and gets hung up on the overhead light fixture
PID : Pus in 'dere
 

Mesh

bapu
I can't remember if I suffer from memory loss.

Don't even think about it.......just forget it.

Reminds me of a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXERHsuIyUQ

Oyster stew burned my tongue... who do I sue?

BTW... that (the answer to the current question) edit: see below.
I am a rock. I am an island.
 
 It is near Baaahh Stuhn.. roight? I've never been to Baahston but my wife had to attend a seminar there. She said the lobster is cheap and good but there is NO iced tea. Everyone drives as fast as possible with one hand (the other hand is used for flipping other drivers off) on streets that are too narrow before the cars were parked on them, all while yelling things about your mom. Of course, this was the late 80s, I'm sure everything is different now.
 
>>>>>NAH... I changed my mind. I can do that. It is Dorr-chester for me.

jbow
Oyster stew burned my tongue... who do I sue?

I would go directly to the source and sue the oyster.
 
HTH

Mesh

jbow
Oyster stew burned my tongue... who do I sue?

I would go directly to the source and sue the oyster.
 
HTH

that was a PEARL of wisdom

Ham N Egz

Mesh

jbow
Oyster stew burned my tongue... who do I sue?

I would go directly to the source and sue the oyster.
 
HTH

that was a PEARL of wisdom

Better to speak up than clam up?

Mesh

Ham N Egz

Mesh

jbow
Oyster stew burned my tongue... who do I sue?

I would go directly to the source and sue the oyster.
 
HTH

that was a PEARL of wisdom

Better to speak up than clam up?

stop being so shelfish

Problem... I ate the oyster.
Problem 2... I was one post off the topper.
 

 
Can you tell what's wrong with this burger?
 
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Yep, that's right!  No becan!

In n Out burgers are yammy!!! I miss that West coast luxury and also the animal style fries they have.
 

Could I pronounce "Dorchester" as: "Doucheter"? (like they would do in Massachusetts, as Worchester becomes Wooster)
 
Bob Bone

robert_e_bone
Could I pronounce "Dorchester" as: "Doucheter"? (like they would do in Massachusetts, as Worchester becomes Wooster)
 
Bob Bone

Wouldn't that be Dooster?
Of note, there's a fictitious English village called Rorchester.....pronounced rooster......and not just some overgrown chicken.  

Mesh is twerkin' for the weekend.

Mesh

robert_e_bone
Could I pronounce "Dorchester" as: "Doucheter"? (like they would do in Massachusetts, as Worchester becomes Wooster)
 
Bob Bone

Wouldn't that be Dooster?
Of note, there's a fictitious English village called Rorchester.....pronounced rooster......and not just some overgrown chicken.  

I still think its dorkster

 
 

Ham N Egz

 
 

 
Of course our 'trustworthy' media is running riot with it.

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

this is sew sad, two daze without a post
what have we become?

I don't know about any Juan else, but I've become a bit denser. 
 
Yes, it was possible. Scientists are struggling to come up with a new scale to use in measuring the effect. The latest effort by a team from CalTech, MIT, and Texas A&M is to measure stupidity on a scale of Bubbas. For instance, walking face first into a window = .1 Bubbas. Kanye West = .5 Bubbas. Liking Kanye West = .7 Bubbas. Thinking the government exists to benefit mankind = .9 Bubbas. Being Bubba = 1 Bubba. 
 
I'm not sure, but I think that a fair amount of melted cheese and becan were involved in this research. 

Ham N Egz
this is sew sad, two daze without a post
what have we become?

The red headed stepchild of the red headed stepchild?

Everyjuan that read this red headed stephilds posts, headed out the door before getting stepped on.

Pffft.
 
So I go away for a week and this place is pretty much the same as when I left.
 
You'd think there'd be some sort of improvement, if only from my absence. 

i do like eggs

You do realize that there's a movie based on true events from this place: Event_Horizon
 
"Dr. Weir briefs the crew that the Event Horizon was built to test an experimental gravity drive, which generates an artificial black hole to use the immense gravitational power to bridge two points in spactime, greatly reducing travel time over astronomical distances.
Upon arriving at the ship's decaying orbit around Neptune and boarding the Event Horizon to search for survivors, the crew finds evidence of a massacre. During the search, the ship's gravity drive activates automatically. Justin is pulled into the resulting portal, returning in a catatonic state." 
 

eye like monkeys

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Ughhhh...do we knead to dodoo math in here now?