AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Wimmin 

Ham N Egz
 
The age part should be obvious. 2014 (the current year) - y (your birth year) will give your age.
 

2014 is the current year?  Hey!  I must have used Bubba's time machine to jump into the future! 

Jump into the future...

Jump into the future...

Jump into the future...

Well, look at that!!

Karyn
Well, look at that!!

My 18 month old little girl's favourite saying is "wook at thaaat",  and your TOTP just brought a big smile on my face.
Thank you, well done, and Happy Friday!!!
 
 

 

Happy Friday to EVERYONE

ok then, Fryday it is.

bapu
ok then, Fryday it is.

When Bapu sez it's Friday......it's (officially) FRIDAY!!
 
 

 

Ham N Egz
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How does this work? It requires a little bit of algebra to understand. Let's call shoe size "s" and your birth year "y." Now, let's do the trick again, using these letters instead of numbers.
Multiple s by 5: 5s
Add 50: 5s + 50
Multiply by 20: 20(5s + 50) = 100s + 1000
Add 1014: 100s + 1000 + 1014 = 100s + 2014
Subtract birth year: 100s + 2014 - y
Do you see why it works? No matter what your shoe size is, it will always be the first two digits of the answer. If your shoe is 12, then 100s = 1200. If you are European and your shoe size is 36, then 100s = 3600.
The age part should be obvious. 2014 (the current year) - y (your birth year) will give your age.
But this trick does not always work. If you were born in, say, December 1982, then this trick would incorrectly conclude that you were 32 years old. In fact, you would be only 31. The trick also does not work if you are 100 years old or older. If you were born in 1914 and wear a size 10 shoe, the trick would conclude that your shoe size is 11 and that you were 0 years old.
So, if you want to impress people with a math trick this Halloween, just be sure their birthday is sometime before November... and don't show it to any centenarians!




Comments

No one told me there would be math.

Yeah, that "math" is pointless.......
 
I already know my shoe size and age....DUH!!

Maybe,  but the rest of us don't..  Duh!!

And when I round up my shoe size, they're too loose!

Karyn
Maybe,  but the rest of us don't..  Duh!!

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
J. Bond
 

Goin, goin,  gong
 
 

....for the TOTP?
 
Good morning Bert!!

Uhhh, hello?...
 
I'm here for the FSF test!...
 
I was told if I came here that the metre to the left would start moving, but I can't see it moving?

<Is it moving?
 

<It doesn't look like it's moving?
 

<Does this warrant 911?
 

You can't really understand another person's experience until you've walked a mile in their shoes.
(At this point you may as well keep them, heck, you're a mile away and he's probably barefoot...)

Sadly, the FSF moves in meteoric proportions in which mankind is just unable to gauge the actual wavelength the destructive path it travels in.
You'd be better off listening to a 128kb/s MP3 of Hall & Oats at a very loud volume.
 
HTH     

craigb
You can't really understand another person's experience until you've walked a mile in their shoes.
(At this point you may as well keep them, heck, you're a mile away and he's probably barefoot...)

Ah yes, but? There's no need to understand someone, if you walk 'on' that person, for a mile, whilst wearing their shoes... You get to keep the shoes, plus you get to see their face for the entire caper, adding reams of human-treadmill based, schadenfreude, to the action!
 
What time is it?...
 
It's walk on them, in their own shoes, time!!!
 
*It's posts like this, that make me wonder about myself?... Aaahhh, I'm probably fine!*

Two pshycofosical four moi

Royal Yaksman
Uhhh, hello?...
 
I'm here for the FSF test!...
 
I was told if I came here that the metre to the left would start moving, but I can't see it moving?

Press the button

Royal Yaksman
Uhhh, hello?...
 
I'm here for the FSF test!...
 
I was told if I came here that the metre to the left would start moving, but I can't see it moving?

Press the button

Royal Yaksman
Uhhh, hello?...
 
I'm here for the FSF test!...
 
I was told if I came here that the metre to the left would start moving, but I can't see it moving?

Press the button

Royal Yaksman
Uhhh, hello?...
 
I'm here for the FSF test!...
 
I was told if I came here that the metre to the left would start moving, but I can't see it moving?

Press the button

bapu
 
Press the button

Which one?... Shirt button?... The "It's go-time," button?... My belly button?... The hawt button?... The hardest button to button, button?... Benjamin Button?... The "I can't believe it's not a button," button?...
 
Arrrrraaaaggghhh!!! Why are there so many buttons???

Angdaneers doe wad buddon do bush
{sorry I have a cold}

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Butt on!

Butt off
 

Butt on?
 

Oh...  Again!!
 

Toofur. AKA Wookiee

Butt out?

Butt er..

Butt I want a goose that lays golden eggs now, daddy!

Hoo yo callin daddy? 

Karyn
Hoo yo callin daddy? 

Just the sugar, Sugar...
 
Ummmm? Yeah, I'll see myself out...

Jeeze craigb (ITYRN) I thought it was going to take for ever for sum juan to say it.

bapu
Jeeze craigb (ITYRN) I thought it was going to take for ever for sum juan to say it.

 I miss Jan.

bapu
 I miss Jan.

Me too.

Is it a big thing?

I ask you IS IT A BIG THING?

You know like when sumpin' happens?
 

Is it a big thing or knot?
 

Or is it just an udder Sa-TURD-aye?
 

It's almost here.
 

Maybe knot.
 

Thread Title + Frat Boy = "That's what she said"???

bapu
Is it a big thing or knot?
 

We'll know in about 10-15 minutes.

It came and went without a bang.

Knots matter.

A horse finally wins the Triple Crown for the first time in 37 years, and its name is misspelled.  What's the world coming to? 
 

See?