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Happy Friday All!!!!
If you are ever in Montreal you may hear tell of the various "Naked Breakfast" establishments where your bacon and eggs get served up by a buxom topless lass.
Sounds good on paper until you arrive at one of these places and realize you are in the equivalent of the diner from "Alice" (large hairy man at the grill and all) and start questioning the sanitary conditions of having a pretty, but perhaps a little long in the tooth, french woman handing you food in nothing but her panties.
Of course at that point you order a whiskey and a beer to smash that moment of lucidity down (where it belongs), gobble up the pube/back hair seasoned omelette and get on with your debauched weekend in La Belle Province.