AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

 
#### You say "tomato"... I say "tomato" ####
 
 
 
 
This doesn't work in the medium of print

 
#### You say "tomato"... I say "tomato" ####
 
 
 
 
This doesn't work in the medium of print

 
#### You say "tomato"... I say "tomato" ####
 
 
 
 
This doesn't work in the medium of print

 
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
 
Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
 
Please don't let Kevin Bacon die”
 
   ~Bill Murray

 
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
 
Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
 
Please don't let Kevin Bacon die”
 
   ~Bill Murray

 
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
 
Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
 
Please don't let Kevin Bacon die”
 
   ~Bill Murray

loopers of the FSF unite

SteveStrummerUK
 
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
 
Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
... 

How poetic!

bapu
loopers of the FSF unite

It's been a while since I allowed my puerile inner self rise to the surface...
 
I've banished him back to the nether regions of my undercrackers - he normally resides inside Plummy you know.

 
 
There was a fine testicle called Plummy
I like him a lot we're quite chummy
If I get a hernia
Or bad hypothermia
He'll end up back inside my tummy
 

Ham N Egz

HAY MESH!!!!!

 

its lunch time

 

for me thin friend catfish with coleslaw big salad grilled salmon cake and ice cream

 

yes I yam a glutton today

That sounds pretty good thaar matey!!
I'm probably going to get a small soup with a side of bread at Panera. Ice cream is being provided by our Office Mgr. :)) 

Mesh

Ham N Egz

HAY MESH!!!!!

 

its lunch time

 

for me thin friend catfish with coleslaw big salad grilled salmon cake and ice cream

 

yes I yam a glutton today

That sounds pretty good thaar matey!!
I'm probably going to get a small soup with a side of bread at Panera. Ice cream is being provided by our Office Mgr. :)) 

 
thats a nice lunch there moi fruend

the darn ice cream machine was broken!
 
I rioted and smashed the place up
 
 
I am in jail now eating a bologna sammy
 

Oi...haven't you heard of Quiet Riot?
Possibly time for a Jailbreak?
 
 

Those that can do, the rest mull over their clever messes.

What about doze that are caught in between?

5379 to go kidz.

Bapu have you written anything that's original?  I see you hail from the school of funny walks...so you must have something original in that body of work you have.

eph221
Bapu have you written anything that's original?  I see you hail from the school of funny walks...so you must have something original in that body of work you have.

Originality is over rated hear.

eph221
Bapu have you written anything that's original?  I see you hail from the school of funny walks...so you must have something original in that body of work you have.

I'm gonna put a room full of monkeys* with typewriters on that task.
 
Given enough time, they'll come up with something.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*Daryl likes monkeys.

eph221
Bapu have you written anything that's original?  I see you hail from the school of funny walks...so you must have something original in that body of work you have.

I've written one or two songs in my time.
 
 
 
 
 
But even they were just rip offs of other more famous works.

eph221
Bapu have you written anything that's original?  I see you hail from the school of funny walks...so you must have something original in that body of work you have.

Nope.

bapu
5379 to go kidz.

*Pfft...*  That's only half-way there! 

craigb

bapu
5379 to go kidz.

*Pfft...*  That's only half-way there! 

Baby steps craigb (ITYRN), baby steps.

bapu

eph221
Bapu have you written anything that's original?  I see you hail from the school of funny walks...so you must have something original in that body of work you have.

Nope.

Bopu this dude.
he thinks he can just drop in  here and be funny
humour is earned, not given
he gotz 2 step up his game

Ham N Egz

bapu

eph221
Bapu have you written anything that's original?  I see you hail from the school of funny walks...so you must have something original in that body of work you have.

Nope.

Bopu this dude.
he thinks he can just drop in  here and be funny
humour is earned, not given
he gotz 2 step up his game

As long as they wore their briefs...

eph221
Bapu have you written anything that's original?  I see you hail from the school of funny walks...so you must have something original in that body of work you have.

 
 
"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes... and Bapu being unfunny"
  ~Benjamin Franklin

I bore me.

jamesg1213
I bore me.

FSF side effects?

Don't believe every quote you read on the Internet.

 
~ Abraham Lincoln

craigb

Don't believe every quote you read on the Internet.

 
~ Abraham Lincoln

I was certain that's what Brutus whispered to Caesar as the knife went in.

Oh well, he's salad now!

SteveStrummerUK

eph221
Bapu have you written anything that's original?  I see you hail from the school of funny walks...so you must have something original in that body of work you have.

 
 
"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes... and Bapu being unfunny"
  ~Benjamin Franklin

Bapu is as Straummy sez
(cuz an older boy made him do it)
(arse)
(Daryk like monkeys)
(Black Dog)

No pun in ten did?

Daryl's uncle's huge co......... never mind

5358 to go craigb

bapu
5358 to go craigb

I need some money ... that number is good enough for me Bapu!

I wonder, can I bump this fred?
 
I wonder further, will it do ANY good?

It already has plenty of bumps or are those lumps? 

bapu

Bapu is as Straummy sez
(cuz an older boy made him do it)
(arse)
(Daryk like monkeys)
(Black Dog)
(Tw*t it up into A minor)

 
Strummaged.

 

Excuse me, is this stall taken?

I certainly would not cut in line...

craigb
Excuse me, is this stall taken?

That's a sh!te question.

bapu

craigb
Excuse me, is this stall taken?

That's a sh!te question.

Reported!
 
We can't discuss ... well .... huuuuuhhhhh .... that stuff! Even in music!

jamesg1213

bapu

Bapu is as Straummy sez
(cuz an older boy made him do it)
(arse)
(Daryk like monkeys)
(Black Dog)
(Tw*t it up into A minor)

 
Strummaged.

Pfft..  I have taken quite the umbrage that my musings have been ascertained as occasionally slipping into cliché territory...
 
On the other hand, I have to admit it was harsh, but fair.

 
 
At least I haven't used the word "penis" in a post for ages now.

 
 
Is it my imagination, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong...
 
... but has the FSF become slightly less the septic pustule on the gangrenous arse of the internet of late, and reverted to quite the pleasant venue for hanging out and proffering some mild and amusing puerility?
 
Is this, I wonder, a direct result of some of the absolute pointless drivel that passes for a humorous OP that's getting posted regularly out in the CH itself?
 
If anyone's remotely interested, I haven't bought a razor blade for over 20 years now.
 
Or smoked a cigarette for 13 years, 3 months, 11 days and 17 hours.
 
 
 
Those two facts are in no way related.
 
 
 
They are not 'ironic' either.
 
 
 
Hint - - - don't make me do the 'Americans don't get irony' joke
 
 
 
 
 
I could of written better if I'd been learned some grammy.
 
 

 
Penis.

 
Penis.

SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Is it my imagination, and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong...
 
... but has the FSF become slightly less the septic pustule on the gangrenous arse of the internet of late, and reverted to quite the pleasant venue for hanging out and proffering some mild and amusing puerility?
 
 
 
 

 
I'm going to go with....no.

I'm 55, and have never bought a) a cigarette or b) a razor blade.
 
 
 
I have never even shaved a fag.

Bought plenty of No. 10a scalpel blades in me time though.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I told you I bore me.

jamesg1213
Bought plenty of No. 10a scalpel blades in me time though.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I told you I bore me.

I find this information diametrically opposite to anything remotely tedious.
 
I have wielded many a scalpel blade myself. I maybe wrong, but I don't think you used them for the same reason as me.
 
 

nein pee-niziz two go Starummy. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
For a TOTP

SteveStrummerUK

jamesg1213
Bought plenty of No. 10a scalpel blades in me time though.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I told you I bore me.

I find this information diametrically opposite to anything remotely tedious.
 
I have wielded many a scalpel blade myself. I maybe wrong, but I don't think you used them for the same reason as me.
 
 

I used them firstly for sharpening pencils at art college, then in a signmaking capacity, years of hand-cutting lettering and logos from adhesive vinyl before them computators came along.
 
Yourself?

I see you don't follow Ru Paul's advice:  *what other's think of me is none of my GD business*.  Never truer words spoken.

I do not think any advice is taken here

it's the simulacra...we're all masters of the universe.  It'll pass.