bapu
nein pee-niziz two go Starummy. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
For a TOTP

I am not that childish Edwidge...
 
 
.... awe ram eye .....

bapu
nein pee-niziz two go Starummy. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
For a TOTP

I am not that childish Edwidge...
 
 
.... awe ram eye .....

jamesg1213

SteveStrummerUK

jamesg1213
Bought plenty of No. 10a scalpel blades in me time though.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I told you I bore me.

I find this information diametrically opposite to anything remotely tedious.
 
I have wielded many a scalpel blade myself. I maybe wrong, but I don't think you used them for the same reason as me.
 
 

.... then in a signmaking capacity, years of hand-cutting lettering and logos from adhesive vinyl before them computators came along.
 
Yourself?

I'd guessed as mulch (my old mate Jamie L is a signwriterer).
 
I used them to dissect small animals. Many a dogfish, earthworm and rat succumbed to my inept butchery when I was pretending to do some biological science.
 
In the A-Level practical exam at school, one would be expected to perform a 'random' single specified dissection from a list of around 7 or 8 different ones for the dogfish, half a dozen for the rat, and a couple for the worm that we'd learned and practised during the course. Come the day of the exam, you'd be presented with a pristine animal and have three hours or so to complete the task.
 
I particularly remember the dogfish we used to get at school to learn on. Whereas we'd get a nice 'complete' specimen to dissect for the exam, they were never as generous with the fish when we were actually learning how to perform each dissection. It meant that instead of getting a new animal for each dissection, at the end of every session, one's own 'pet' dogfish would be dropped back into a bag (not even a jar!) of formaldehyde and stored in the fridge until the following week when it would be brought out for the next dissection.
 
Believe me, when you pulled what was left of the wretched thing out of its bag for the last dissection (exposing the lateral line if I remember correctly) it absolutely reeked, regardless of how much formaldehyde it had soaked up. And we were not allowed to wear surgical gloves, just a meagre application of cheap (and completely useless)barrier cream. As you can imagine, the smell of rancid fish flesh, formaldehyde and oily barrier cream used to (quite literally) get under your skin
 
Even after all these years, I can still 'smell' that vile odour whenever I think about it
 
 

Setup for the taking......

OK, go
 

No, I refuse.

 
 
He he, this reminds me of the good old days...
 
 
Just Bapsi and Straummy rattling around in an otherwise empty CH talking utter and complete bollocks to one another

Could you tell me about them? Can you tell me about the good old days? I have chronic Ambrosia or something like that. I just can't remember  Jonbouy was there right? Jonbouy was there?

Collecting fees and taxes Bill, fees and taxes.

Proper
Etiquette's
Name
Is
Strummy!
 

 

(You should take note that mine can still stand straight up.  Just sayin'...  )
 

bayoubill

Could you tell me about them? Can you tell me about the good old days? I have chronic Ambrosia or something like that. I just can't remember  Jonbouy was there right? Jonbouy was there?

Bill has Jonbouy's Alembic?

*Pfft...*  Nobody has an Alembic!  

Of course, Nobody has more posts than Bapu as well!

I wanted to just pop in and say how refreshing this thread had become lately,
 
but of course has it?
 
Ill go chop down a cherry tree, instead...
 
 
Brit humour, irony, and sarcasm I shall not quite "get"...

Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time?
Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got.
Dr. Phil: Yea but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you.
Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock.
 

Mesh
Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time?
Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got.
Dr. Phil: Yea but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you.
Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock.
 

What are you "GETTING" for lunch today???
 
never too early to think about food ...

 
I brought a turkey samich me misses made this AM.....a bit on the lighter side for me.
 
Whatcha having big guy?
 

Mesh

 
I brought a turkey samich me misses made this AM.....a bit on the lighter side for me.
 
Whatcha having big guy?
 

I think I am going to be bad, very very bad


Its fried chicken and red beans and rice day at the cafeteria today ,
 
but I will have a diet coke to offset it , LOL

And it's bad, bad Gerogie Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Eat more chicken than old King Kong
And meaner than a junkyard dog
 
 
 
Or are ya Sweet_William now?

3 words...
 
Flat
Pack
Furniture
 

jamesg1213
3 words...
 
Flat
Pack
Furniture
 

You're moving?

Mesh

jamesg1213
3 words...
 
Flat
Pack
Furniture
 

You're moving?

there's that damn British Humour © again ....

bayoubill

 Can you tell me about the good old days?

 
THAT WAS A SONG BY CARLEY SIMON
 

bayoubill
I have chronic Ambrosia or something like that.

 
THAT WAS A BAND FROM THE OLD DAYS

jamesg1213
3 words...
 
Flat
Pack
Furniture
 

Three more words...
 
Some
Assembly
Required
 

craigb

jamesg1213
3 words...
 
Flat
Pack
Furniture
 

Three more words...
 
Some
Assembly
Required
 

 
Bedside cabinets..1st one, 2 hrs...2nd one, 40 mins

Ham N Egz
 

bayoubill
I have chronic Ambrosia or something like that.

 
THAT WAS A BAND FROM THE OLD DAYS

Actually they are still around and performing. I saw them in 2014 and Burleigh (the drummer) lives about 10 miles from me.

And did I ever mention that I played in a band with Burleigh* long before Ambrosia even existed?
 
 
 
*for about two weeks when we all decided he was heads above us in terms of skill and talent.

Someone on this forum is starting to get on my tits.

...and I don't mean you Ed.

...or Pedro.

jamesg1213
Someone on this forum is starting to get on my tits.

Is it Juan of your breast friends?

What a boob....

Looks like it's not a bosom buddy....

I bet it's a real moob!!

Or a noob?

My mammary's not what it was..

Daryk's auntie has a nice pair.

...but I don't like a knocker..

Possibly try upgrading your rack?

Here's a pair of great tits

 

Don't even think of bring those two  near James's air bags.....you'll be the hooterin' and hollerin' all the way home.

I'm a hooter you're a hooter, we're all hooters on this bus.

To me mate James.....

 
 
 
 
 
MORE IMPORTANTLY.....
 
 
 

Vewy twue Mesh.
 
Got it off me chest now...

If you love someone set them free <sting>

eph221
If you love someone set them free <sting>

.....if they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them (stung)

Mesh

eph221
If you love someone set them free <sting>

.....if they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them (stung)

Murder by numbers (oh wait, Andy Summers wrote that. Never mind...)

What do you do if they do come back? Is the hunting over? Do you set them free again, only to hunt them if they do not come back? This was confusing...

Zargg71
What do you do if they do come back? Is the hunting over? Do you set them free again, only to hunt them if they do not come back? This was confusing...

This has been forwarded to the head of our R&D Dept., and the Bird Bert Police will answer all your questions.
 
In the mean time, down a few jars & chat up a few birds.

I am downing a few as I write, but I get less and less chatty Could be that the one bird I have to chat with is down with the flu, and even my smoothest passes is just scuffed away
Could it be me???

It's been 27 years, 17 days, and 41 minutes sense I stole my last newspaper. Those were the days ...those were the days 

Zargg71
I am downing a few as I write, but I get less and less chatty Could be that the one bird I have to chat with is down with the flu, and even my smoothest passes is just scuffed away
Could it be me???

Nothing of the sort....

Just a tip.......the bird also needs to down a few jars........for best results.  

Mesh

Zargg71
I am downing a few as I write, but I get less and less chatty Could be that the one bird I have to chat with is down with the flu, and even my smoothest passes is just scuffed away
Could it be me???

Nothing of the sort....

Just a tip.......the bird also needs to down a few jars........for best results.  

Aaaahhh. So what you are saying is that i should share?? Could be worth a try, if nothing more as an experiment

I suppose you were not talking about the birds flying around? That would be quite a bit of work to collect them, and then get them drunk..
 

Zargg71
I suppose you were not talking about the birds flying around? That would be quite a bit of work to collect them, and then get them drunk..
 

From what I'm drinkin here (hiccup), I see a lot birdies a drinkin with moi........they just gather around like a flock of seagulls.....  

Hi,
 
TL;DR...

bapu
I'm a hooter you're a hooter, we're all hooters on this bus.

I'm game for an evening at one of those places for dinner or lunch!
 
It's always fun to look, no?
 
The one in Portland here near us on Jantzen Beach, is the biggest pickup spot in town ... over the years at Charter, at least 3 folks have mated and even gotten children ... 
 
Fun times, I guess!

Did you hear about the toy Yoda lawsuit?  The owner of hooters gave a speech saying that the winner of a contest was going to get a new toyota. At the award ceremony,  this beautiful blonde gets up on the stage all excited. Well he pulls out a Yoda doll and says *congratulations,  here's you'new toy Yoda*!  She sued.  You should have seen her face, she was not happy. 😯