AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

Butt this thread is ANYTHING but futile...
 
fartingly maybe
 
 
but not futile

Ham N Egz
Butt this thread is EVERYTHING peurile...
 
arsingly shady
 
 
with a hint of bamboozle

FSF'd

Mesh

Ham N Egz
Butt this thread is EVERYTHING peurile...
 
arsingly shady
 
 
with a hint of bamboozle

FSF'd

Reported ... for sheer sillyness!

Our work is done hear

bapu
Our work is done hear

For a few minutes, anyway!

bapu
samo samo

I can see you playing a role like Ned in a TV series ... it would probably show you well, even if it was just a balladeer in the background.
 
Sean Bean was really good there!

Mesh

Must.  Do.  That!

I Am into spanking now

bayoubill
I Am into spanking now

You got a monkee?

i like monkeys 
 

No Juan got that?  
(attempted murder)?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A group of crows is called a “murder.”

Mesh
No Juan got that?  
(attempted murder)?
 
 
I got it but wasnt quick enough to  SWARM in here  to comment
 
I thought it was a gag(ggle) anyway
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A group of crows is called a “murder.”

SO heres more trivia
 
 
1. A shrewdness of apes
 12. An exaltation of larks2. A battery of barracudas13. A troop of monkeys3. A kaleidoscope of butterflies14. A parliament of owls4. A quiver of cobras15. An ostentation of peacocks5. A murder of crows16. A rookery of penguins6. A convocation of eagles17. A prickle of porcupines7. A charm of finches18. An unkindness of ravens8. A skulk of foxes19. A shiver of sharks9. A troubling of goldfish20. A pod of whales10. A smack of jellyfish21. A descent of woodpeckers11. A mob of kangaroos22. A zeal of zebras­
 
 
 

Mesh

I Am a product of the Louisiana Public School System. Judge my intelagance a cording ly

 
MORE ANIMAL NAMES
 
 
 

A pride of lions, a murder of crows, a crash of rhinos, and every other collective noun for animals. This is a listing of every animal congregation I could find after scouring the web. If you see any missing, let me know.

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Animal Collective Nouns

Animal
Group Name
Albatross Rookery
Alligators Congregation
Apes Shrewdness, Troop
Antelope Herd
Ants Colony, Army, Swarm, Nest
Asses Pace, Herd, Drove
Auks Colony, Flock, Raft
Baboons Troop, Flange
Bacteria Culture
Badgers Cete, Colony, Set, Company
Barracudas Battery
Bats Colony, Cloud
Bass Shoal
Bears (General) Sloth, Sleuth
Bears (Cubs) Litter
Beavers Colony, Family
Bees Grist, Hive, Swarm, Nest
Birds (Chicks Brood, Clutch
Birds (Flight) Flight
Birds (Game) Volary, Brace, Plump, Knob
Birds (Ground) Flock, Dissimulation
Birds (Sea) Wreck
Bison Herd
Bitterns Sedge, Seige
Bloodhounds Sute
Bobolinks Chain
Buffalo Herd, Troop, Gang, Obstinancy
Bullfinches Bellowing
Bullocks Drove
Butterflies Flight, Flutter, (Many more)
Buzzards Wake
Camels Caravan, Train, Flock
Capons Mews
Caribou Herd
Caterpillars Army
Cats (General) Clowder, Clutter, Pounce, Dout, Nuisance, Glorying, Glare
Cats (Kittens) Kindle, Litter, Intrigue
Cats (Wild) Destruction
Cattle Drove, Herd, Team
Cheetahs Coalition
Chickens (General) Brood, Peep
Chickens (Chicks) Clutch, Chattering
Chinchilla Colony
Choughs Clattering
Clams Bed
Cobras Quiver
Cockroaches Intrusion
Cod Lap
Coots Cover, Raft
Cormorants Gulp
Cows Kine
Coyotes Band
Crabs Cast
Cranes Sedge, Seige
Crocodiles Bask, Float
Crows Murder, Horde, Parcel, Storytelling
Curlews Herd
Deer (General) Herd, Leash, Gang
Deer (Buck)
Brace, Clash
Deer (Roe) Bevy
Dogs (General) Kennel
Dogs (Curs) Cowardice
Dogs (Hounds) Cry, Mute, Pack
Dogs (Puppies) Litter
Dogs (Wild) Pack
Dolphins Pod
Donkeys Drove, Pace, Herd
Dotterel Trip
Doves (General) Dule, Bevy, Cote, Dole, Paddling
Doves (Turtle) Pitying, Piteousness
Ducks (Flight) Flock
Ducks (Ground) Brace, badling
Ducks (Water) Raft, Team, Paddling
Dunlins Fling
Eagles Convocation, Aerie
Eels Swarm, Bed, Fry
Elephants Herd, Memory
Elk Gang, Herd
Emus Mob
Falcons Cast
Ferrets Business, Cast, Fesnying
Finches Charm
Fish (General) Draft, Nest, Shoal, School ("school" is possibly a corruption of shoal)
Fish (Caught) Catch, Drought, Haul
Flamingoes Stand, Flam boyance
Flies Business, Swarm, Cloud
Frogs Army, Colony, Knot
Fox Leash, Skulk, Earth, Lead, Troop
Geese (General) Flock
Geese (Flight) Skein
Geese (Ground) Gaggle, Herd, Corps
Giraffes Tower
Gnats Cloud, Horde, Swarm
Gnus Implausibility
Goats Tribe, Trip, Drove, Herd, Flock
Goldfinches Charm
Goldfish Glint, Troubling
Gorillas Band, Troop
Goshawks Flight
Grasshoppers Cloud
Greyhounds Leash
Grouse Pack, Covey
Guillemots  Bazaar
Gulls Colony, Screech
Guinea Fowl Confusion
Hawks (General) Cast
Hawks (Flight) Kettle
Hawks (Spiraling) Boil
Hedgehogs Array
Herons Sedge, Siege, Hedge
Herring Army, Shoal
Hippopotamuses Bloat
Hornets Nest, Bike
Horses (General) Team, Harras, Stable, Troop, Stud (a group belonging to one owner)
Horses (Colts) Rag, Rake
Horses (Ponies) String
Horses (Wild) Herd
Hummingbirds  Charm
Hyenas Cackle, Clan
Impalas Herd
Insects Horde, Nest, Swarm, Rabble, Plague
Jays Party, Scold, Band
Jellyfish Smack, Brood
Kangaroos Troop, Mob, Herd
Lapwings Deceit
Larks Exaltation, Ascension
Leopards Leap
Lice Flock
Lions Pride, Sault, Troop
Lizards Lounge
Locusts Plague
Magpies Tiding, Gulp, Murder, Charm
Mallards (General) Brace
Mallards (Flight) Sord
Martens Richness
Mice Mischief
Midges Bite
Minnows Shoal, Steam, Swarm
Moles Labor, Company, Movement
Monkeys Troop, Barrel, Carload, Cartload, Tribe
Moose Herd
Mosquitoes Scourge
Mudhens Fleet
Mules Pack, Span, Barren, Rake
Nightingales Watch
Otters Romp, Bevy, Family, Raft
Owls Parliament, Stare
Oxen Team, Yoke, Drove
Oysters Bed
Parrots Company, Pandemonium
Partridge Covey, Bew
Peacocks Muster, Ostentation, Pride
Pekingese Pomp
Pelicans Pod
Penguins (General) Colony, Rookery, Huddle
Penguins (Nursery  Cr�che
Pheasants (General) Nest, Nye
Pheasants (Brood) Nide
Pheasants (Take-Off) Bouquet
Pigeons Flight, Flock, Kit
Pigs (General) Drift, Drove
Pigs (Boars) Singular, Sounder
Pigs (Hogs) Team, Passel, Drift, Parcel
Pigs (Piglets) Litter, Farrow
Pigs (Swine) Sounder
Pilchards Shoal
Plovers (General) Congregation
Plovers (Flight) Wing
Polecats Chine
Porcupines Prickle
Porpoises Herd, Pod, School, Crowd, Shoal
Prairie Dogs Coterie
Ptarmigans Covey
Quail Bevy, Covey
Rabbits (General) Colony, Warren, Bury, Trace, Trip
Rabbits (Domestic) Herd
Rabbits (Hares) Down, Husk
Rabbits (Jackrabbit) Husk
Rabbits (Young) Litter, Nest
Raccoons Gaze
Rats Colony, Pack, Plague, Swarm
Rattlesnake s Rhumba
Ravens Unkindness, Storytelling
Reindeer Herd
Rhinoceroses Crash, Stubbornness
Roebucks Bevy
Rooks Building, Clamor, Parliament
Ruffs Hill
Salamandars Congress
Salmon Run
Sandpipers Fling
Sardines Family
Scorpions Bed, Nest
Seabirds Wreck
Seals Pod, Bob, Harem, Herd, Rookery
Sharks Shiver, School, Shoal
Sheep Drove, Flock, Down, Hurtle, Fold, Pack, Trip
Sheldrakes Doading
Skylarks Exultation
Squirrels
Dray, Scurry
Snails Escargatoire, Rout, Walk
Snakes Den, Nest, Pit, Bed, Knot
Snipe Walk, Wisp
Sparrows Host
Spiders Cluster, Clutter
Springbok Herd
Squirrels Dray, Scurry
Starlings Murmuration, Chattering
Stingrays Fever
Stoats Pack, Trip
Storks Mustering, Muster
Swallows Flight, Gulp
Swans (General) Bevy, Bank, Herd
Swans (Flight) Wedge, Flight
Swifts Flock
Teal Spring
Termites Colony, Nest, Swarm, Brood
Thrush Mutation
Tigers Streak, Ambush
Toads Knot, Knab, Nest
Trout Hover
Turkeys Rafter, Gang, Posse
Turtles Bale, Nest, Turn, Dole
Turtle Doves Pitying, Dule
Vipers Generation, Nest
Vultures Venue
Vultures (Circling) Kettle
Walruses  Herd, Pod
Wasps Nest, Swarm
Waterfowl Knob, Plump
Weasles Gang, Colony, Pack
Whales Pod, Gam, Herd, School, Mod
Widgeons Company
Wildfowl Plump
Wolves (General) Pack
Wolves (Moving) Route, Rout
Wombats Wisdom
Woodcocks Fall
Woodpeckers Descent
Worms Bed, Clew, Bunch, Clat
Wrens Herd
Zebras Zeal, Crossing, Dazzle, Cohorts, Herd
Another animal group that you may consider is a nag of wives and a jerk of husbands.

© Copyright 2003-2010: Dean Tersigni. All rights reserved.

Bill, I think we've both just been schooled!!

Mesh
Bill, I think we've both just been schooled!!

Just helping  ewe out for the next trivial pursuit games!!!

Here's something we can all understand.....
 

Ham N Egz

Mesh
Bill, I think we've both just been schooled!!

Just helping  ewe out for the next trivial pursuit games!!!

We grew up playing that all the time.......do they still sell it? (I mean with this whole mindless millennial thing going around and all....)   

Mesh
Here's something we can all understand.....
 

 
I call that a PAIR

Mesh
Here's something we can all understand.....
 

Actually, I don't understand. Why is she wearing a bikini, in a green shed, why is the writing in the bottom left in Spanish when it's advertising a German beer,  and what's that silver thing on the shelf?
 
(yeah, yeah, I know, you didn't notice the thing, the writing, or the shelf, hardy harharr)

Just notices the silver thing is a napkin dispenser.
 
Draw your own conclusion.
 

Ham N Egz
SO heres more trivia
 
 
1. A shrewdness of apes
 12. An exaltation of larks2. A battery of barracudas13. A troop of monkeys3. A kaleidoscope of butterflies14. A parliament of owls4. A quiver of cobras15. An ostentation of peacocks5. A murder of crows16. A rookery of penguins6. A convocation of eagles17. A prickle of porcupines7. A charm of finches18. An unkindness of ravens8. A skulk of foxes19. A shiver of sharks9. A troubling of goldfish20. A pod of whales10. A smack of jellyfish21. A descent of woodpeckers11. A mob of kangaroos22. A zeal of zebras
­
 
 
 

23. A pile of ...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
...posts.

jamesg1213

Mesh
Here's something we can all understand.....
 

Actually, I don't understand. Why is she wearing a bikini, in a green shed, why is the writing in the bottom left in Spanish when it's advertising a German beer,  and what's that silver thing on the shelf?
 
(yeah, yeah, I know, you didn't notice the thing, the writing, or the shelf, hardy harharr)

well if indeed she is a Germanic model, she cannot hold a candle OR other things to the Bavarian Beer girls

jamesg1213

Mesh
Here's something we can all understand.....
 

Actually, I don't understand. Why is she wearing a bikini, in a green shed, why is the writing in the bottom left in Spanish when it's advertising a German beer,  and what's that silver thing on the shelf?
 
(yeah, yeah, I know, you didn't notice the thing, the writing, or the shelf, hardy harharr)

And so is the legend on the beer glass in Spanish..
 
yea you missed that, also

bayoubill
I Am into spanking now

http://www.nwdreamer.com/download/mushroom-farm-spankingthemonkey-REMASTERED.mp3
 
Sounds like a good opening for my usual shameless plug! 

h.e.l.l.o
g.o.o.d.
m.o.r.n.i.n.g

h a l o

Ham N Egz

A pride of lions, a murder of crows, a crash of rhinos, and every other collective noun for animals. This is a listing of every animal congregation I could find after scouring the web. If you see any missing, let me know.
 ...

 
Group Name
Alligators Congregation
-- That would be "Gators". Makes more sense!
 
Bass Shoal
-- 4, 5 or 6 string ... that's the fishing line, of course!
 
Beavers Colony, Family
-- A family in Corvallis? Are you sick, man? It kills the party!
 
Birds (Flight) Flight
-- Eight Miles High ... and then some!
 
Bison Herd
-- Those ND folks don't like being called a "herd", and their football team manages to make it to the big game almost every year!
 
Camels Caravan, Train, Flock
-- That's too many band names in one shot!
 
Cats (Kittens) Kindle, Litter, Intrigue
-- Worst musical ever ... but those legs ... oh my word!!!
 
Ducks (Flight) Flock
-- Any flock of ducks in Eugene, usually means the team lost!
 
Gnus Implausibility
-- Can you imagine a band named Gnus and the first album names "Implausibility"? 
 
Greyhounds Leash
-- You put a greyhound on a leash, and you will have no legs pretty soon. Better yet, just let them go!
 
Lizards Lounge
-- Jazz clubs just lost their identity!
 
Oysters Bed
-- rumor has it that these are good for bed, too!
 
Pigs (Swine) Sounder
-- At least until Dave Gilmour gets to them! Then it will be sound'er!
 
Salmon Run
-- Until they reach Bonneville Dam and then the Seals take care of them!
 
Stingrays Fever
-- And hope that they didn't do more damage than that to your back!
 
Trout Hover
Hmmmm ... never seen trout hover anywhere except into the frying pan!

A twoo fur four MeshodMan

Mesh

Bayoubill?

bapu

Mesh

Bayoubill?

moved into his old lady's pad....

I'd be dancin' like that too iffin' I lived rent free.

bapu
I'd be dancin' like that too iffin' I lived rent free.

NOT!!!
 
 
"I play bass because I can't dance."

Not literally dancin'. Dancin' in my head.
 

Not literally dancin'. Dancin' in my head.
 

Not literally dancin'. Dancin' in my head.
 

FSF freak out.
 

bapu
FSF freak out.
 

Go Bapsi
Go Bapsi
Le Freak,
see'est Chic
 

I prefer thees chick

Ohhhh......ewe want to return to forever
 
 

bapu
I prefer thees chic

I prefer other kind of cheeks, but that's just me 

Good afternoon, chaps
 

Would this be considered political????

All the best.
NON political agendas
 

Good afternoon Ken!!
 
I didn't want to get cheeky, butt I like your thinking.

Zargg
 
I prefer other kind of cheeks, but that's just me 

Ya, what was I thinkin'?

bapu

Zargg
 
I prefer other kind of cheeks, but that's just me 

Ya, what was I thinkin'?

You tell me

bapu

Zargg
 
I prefer other kind of cheeks, but that's just me 

Ya, what was I thinkin'?

I'll think I' quote you just one more time