AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

So should I envy peoples who measure thingies with metric inches or not?
I'm kerfused.

drewfx1

Bhav
The NHS website told me I need to lose 25 kg and Im trying and I want to but cake exists and I need cake to live.

 
Beware of websites telling you things.  
 

But I want a 28 inch waist again, which went all the way up to 38 and I now have a mega high chance of diabetes if I dont lose it.
 

28 inch???
 
28 inch???
 
28 inch???

Over a decade ago I had a 28 inch waist. Then came indulging myself on nothing but pizza and cakes throughout my 20s, and now Im fat.

Back in my high school/college days I also was a 28, but after marriage (I got lazy in working out) went up to 32/33 (still the same). My motto is 'thin maybe in, but phat is where it's at'.
 
 

I had a 28 inch waist,
 
 
 
 
 
in high school
 
 
 
 
I could have a 28 inch waist again
 
 
 
 
 
If I were DEAD

Well of course <33 inch is a more likely target.
 
Ive lost over 5 kg so far, another 20 to go unless I start stuffing myself with dominos pizzas and cakes again.
 
38"+ is eventual diabetes and heart disease zone, I want out of that please.

I misread the thread title and thought it said for testis only.
I expected to find our mate from the song forum in here :)

daryl1968
I misread the thread title and thought it said for testis only.
I expected to find our mate from the song forum in here :)

an African bloodsucking fly that bites humans and other mammals, transmitting sleeping sickness and nagana?
 
 

Mesh

daryl1968
I misread the thread title and thought it said for testis only.
I expected to find our mate from the song forum in here :)

an African bloodsucking fly that bites humans and other mammals, transmitting sleeping sickness and nagana?
 
 

no mate, that'll be the tsetse fly.
I'm talking about testis, the gonad or male reproductive gland.
 
Wrinkly, hairy buggers who hang around doing nothing most of the day

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968
I misread the thread title and thought it said for testis only.
I expected to find our mate from the song forum in here :)

an African bloodsucking fly that bites humans and other mammals, transmitting sleeping sickness and nagana?
 
 

no mate, that'll be the tsetse fly.
I'm talking about testis, the gonad or male reproductive gland.
 
Wrinkly, hairy buggers who hang around doing nothing most of the day

Bullocks!!

daryl1968
Wrinkly, hairy eared buggers who hang around doing nothing most of the day

Describes most of us here, ya?

The newcomer gets his first TOTP.

Nojuan told me there was gonna be a test!

bapu
The newcomer gets his first TOTP.

Well done and CONGRATS!!!
 

drewfx1
Nojuan told me there was gonna be a test!

No Juan expected the Spanish Inquisition ether.

After hearing about waist lines and stuff, I'm proud to say that I've put on 10 kg since New Year 
I need at least 5 - 10 kg's more to get back to my former self...
It's my Becan and carbohydrates diet I have to thank for the success 

Just lost another post 

And another one 
 

Shirley, those posts couldn't be possibly lost in here? That would be insane!

Hello.....hello.......hello.....
Is there anybody in here?
I have become comfortably dumb
 
Testis 1,2,3
 
 
 

I'll probably get them back in a month or too 

Mesh
I have become comfortably dumb
 
 

You lucky €%#$@ 

Zargg
I'll probably get them back in a month or too 

When Karyn stops by and starts counting posts? 

Zargg
You lucky €%#$@ 

Is that Norwegian?

bapu

Zargg
You lucky €%#$@ 

Is that Norwegian?

Yes, from the northern part, from where I (Evil) was spawned 

bapu

Zargg
You lucky €%#$@ 

Is that Norwegian?

Just the last part, to make it clear that we don't normally speak English here...

A week ago, I was here to figure out how to get Sonar working.
 
Now I got it working, I havnt switched it on all week because I got addicted to clicker heroes again.
 
Motivation - it requires a lot more medication than what the doctors are willing to give me.
 
Or an extermination of all video games.

I've been using SONAR / Cakewalk for almost 20 years, and I'm still working on getting to know stuff 
There's no hurry..
Enjoy the journey 

bapu
"It's all good on the hood"

Could you elaborate, please 

If 

I
 

write
 

one
 

word
 

per
 

post
 

suddenly 
 

there's a
 

How did I get here?

New page, with extras 
TOTP!!
 

Beaten on the finishing line 

Congrats!!
 

And the newcomer is beat out by another "newcomer".

Zargg
Beaten on the finishing line 

Seems a waist. An EVIL waist.

Zargg
Congrats!!
 

Pure luck!

We all need pure luck here 

Pure sumpin' that's for sure.

Man...  Just when I could really use some TOTP money there's now new competition for 'em!
 
My car engine decided to just cut off on Saturday and I gave it last rights today when I heard back from the mechanic.  As I feared, the timing belt broke so fixing that along with enough other stuff to keep it running for a while is more than the car is worth.  Yay.
 
Now I have to find another extremely cheap car until I start making some decent money (which could be as soon as two months!).  Life sure knows how to make things a challenge, doesn't it? 

That's a bummer.

So wheres my $1 trillion for my previous TOTP post?

Bhav
So wheres my $1 trillion for my previous TOTP post?

Doesn't work that way.
 
Ask craigb what the rules are.

bapu
Ask craigb what the rules are.

Made to be broken naturally! 

craigb
Man...  Just when I could really use some TOTP money there's now new competition for 'em!
 
My car engine decided to just cut off on Saturday and I gave it last rights today when I heard back from the mechanic.  As I feared, the timing belt broke so fixing that along with enough other stuff to keep it running for a while is more than the car is worth.  Yay.
 
Now I have to find another extremely cheap car until I start making some decent money (which could be as soon as two months!).  Life sure knows how to make things a challenge, doesn't it? 

I have a baby blue jaguar xj-6 for sale.  It has dayton wire wheels.

I bet you want more than $1,000 for it though. 

That really sucks, Craig!
I would see if I could find a 70-80's small Toyota. They usually run until rust kills them..
Had a couple in my youth. One Corolla ('78) I had, was ALWAYS stopped by police and most others that had reason to stop me, just because of the way it looked.
When I bought it it was green, with the clear cote pealing off all over.
Then I painted it black, and put luminescent tape on "strategic" places. That car was visible even in pitch black 
I got more for it when I scrapped it, than what I bought it for 

Yeah, those (older) Toyota's just know how to live a long life.....my first car was a 80 Corolla (SR5) and that things was just used/abused until it croaked at about 290k miles. My parents also had a Toyota (Cressida) which also went the distance......great cars they were.
 
Sorry, to hear that Craig....good luck with finding another.  

Today when I put on my trousers my belt now fit at the fourth hole, while not too long ago it would only fit on the first.
 
But after I am done torturing myself, what am I meant to do with the two pairs of expensive 38" waist trousers I bought?
 
Oh right, a tighter belt!

Good for you Bhav....you're making progress!!
 
About the older pants:
1) Sell it to a rich fat guy?
2) Alter them?
3) Make curtains?
 
 

rcklln
How did I get here?

The same way McQ did?

My goal for this month is to lose 10 pounds. 
 
Only 15 more to go!