AnsweredBapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

drewfx1

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

Mesh
When was the first time you realized you had a fascination for monkeys?
 

what fascination for monkeys?

Sorry........I meant infatuation

flatulation? How dare you Mr W

I'm kinda daring like that......ewe know, like some people are just gifted with answering a question with a question?
Don't you think it's all fascinating as the flatulence keeps building up?

Flatulence is the only thing keeping your building up? I've heard of shoddy construction contractors, butt....

I've always been considering the pit falls of this model, and just not sure on a worst case scenario........will it be an implosion or an explosion?

I have a lot of flatulence, because of IBS, and I sometimes have uncontrollable diarrhoea which isnt fun when it happens in public.
 
My health is all kinds of screwed up, but I get free money for it so yay. 

Bhav
I have a lot of flatulence, because of IBS, and I sometimes have uncontrollable diarrhoea which isnt fun when it happens in public.
 
My health is all kinds of screwed up, but I get free money for it so yay. 

TMI

I literally only have 7 bars of interlude before the outro left to come up with and Im just sitting here staring at it thinking 'BUT I DONT WANT TO!!!!' .... Sigh.
 

 
Also there are 3 interludes in total and I dont like the bass line I wrote in each one at all so I need other ideas, and I want to try an alternative drum beat ...
 
I'll be done some time in the year 2050. 

Bhav
I literally only have 7 bars of interlude before the outro left to come up with and Im just sitting here staring at it thinking 'BUT I DONT WANT TO!!!!' .... Sigh.
 

 
Also there are 3 interludes in total and I dont like the bass line I wrote in each one at all so I need other ideas, and I want to try an alternative drum beat ...
 
I'll be done some time in the year 2050. 

Sounds great so far

daryl1968

Bhav
I literally only have 7 bars of interlude before the outro left to come up with and Im just sitting here staring at it thinking 'BUT I DONT WANT TO!!!!' .... Sigh.
 

 
Also there are 3 interludes in total and I dont like the bass line I wrote in each one at all so I need other ideas, and I want to try an alternative drum beat ...
 
I'll be done some time in the year 2050. 

Sounds great so far

But you havnt even heard it! Right, well I'm going to upload the first version I have completed soonish, Just need to figure out to to fade the ending out and its done.

Bhav

daryl1968

Bhav
I literally only have 7 bars of interlude before the outro left to come up with and Im just sitting here staring at it thinking 'BUT I DONT WANT TO!!!!' .... Sigh.



Also there are 3 interludes in total and I dont like the bass line I wrote in each one at all so I need other ideas, and I want to try an alternative drum beat ...

I'll be done some time in the year 2050. 

Sounds great so far

But you havnt even heard it!

I can read waveforms and midi notes.

daryl1968

Bhav

daryl1968

Bhav
I literally only have 7 bars of interlude before the outro left to come up with and Im just sitting here staring at it thinking 'BUT I DONT WANT TO!!!!' .... Sigh.



Also there are 3 interludes in total and I dont like the bass line I wrote in each one at all so I need other ideas, and I want to try an alternative drum beat ...

I'll be done some time in the year 2050. 

Sounds great so far

But you havnt even heard it!

I can read waveforms and midi notes.

You must have some kind of previously unheard of musical superpowers then!

Bhav

daryl1968

Bhav

daryl1968

Bhav
I literally only have 7 bars of interlude before the outro left to come up with and Im just sitting here staring at it thinking 'BUT I DONT WANT TO!!!!' .... Sigh.



Also there are 3 interludes in total and I dont like the bass line I wrote in each one at all so I need other ideas, and I want to try an alternative drum beat ...

I'll be done some time in the year 2050. 

Sounds great so far

But you havnt even heard it!

I can read waveforms and midi notes.

You must have some kind of previously unheard of musical superpowers then!

:)

If you think you can help me finish:
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/How-do-I-add-a-volume-curve-to-all-tracks-master-output-m3579940.aspx#3579940
 
I need to fade the entire track out at the end, trying to find out how. I'll work on alternate drum and bass lines another time, if necessary. 

daryl1968
I can read waveforms and midi notes.

Better'n most.

Bhav
You must have some kind of previously unheard of musical superpowers then!

It has to do with monkeys.
 
I think.

Daryk has a BAT.
 

Bhav
If you think you can help me finish:
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/How-do-I-add-a-volume-curve-to-all-tracks-master-output-m3579940.aspx#3579940
 
I need to fade the entire track out at the end, trying to find out how. I'll work on alternate drum and bass lines another time, if necessary. 

It's called a Automation Envelope on the Master Bus. 
 

bapu

Bhav
You must have some kind of previously unheard of musical superpowers then!

It has to do with monkeys.
 
I think.

I like monkeys


Is this thing on a loop?

bapu

Bhav
If you think you can help me finish:
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/How-do-I-add-a-volume-curve-to-all-tracks-master-output-m3579940.aspx#3579940
 
I need to fade the entire track out at the end, trying to find out how. I'll work on alternate drum and bass lines another time, if necessary. 

It's called a Automation Envelope on the Master Bus. 
 

I have no master bus and dont know how to make one :(
 
But the audio example in that video made me laugh out loud.

+1
 
I've read The Complete Guide to Audio Carma-ster Bus and followed the Big 3A's: automation, autotune, and then you're in the autozone.
 

Bhav

bapu

Bhav
If you think you can help me finish:
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/How-do-I-add-a-volume-curve-to-all-tracks-master-output-m3579940.aspx#3579940
 
I need to fade the entire track out at the end, trying to find out how. I'll work on alternate drum and bass lines another time, if necessary. 

It's called a Automation Envelope on the Master Bus. 
 

I have no master bus and dont know how to make one :(
 
But the audio example in that video made me laugh out loud.

 
You've got sum larning to doo, bro
 
https://www.cakewalk.com/Support/Knowledge-Base/2007013219/Advanced-Bus-Routing

daryl1968

bapu

Bhav
You must have some kind of previously unheard of musical superpowers then!

It has to do with monkeys.
 
I think.

I like monkeys


Is this thing on a loop?

When was the first time you realized you had a fascination for monkeys?

Daryk likes monkeys.

bapu

Bhav

bapu

Bhav
If you think you can help me finish:
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/How-do-I-add-a-volume-curve-to-all-tracks-master-output-m3579940.aspx#3579940
 
I need to fade the entire track out at the end, trying to find out how. I'll work on alternate drum and bass lines another time, if necessary. 

It's called a Automation Envelope on the Master Bus. 
 

I have no master bus and dont know how to make one :(
 
But the audio example in that video made me laugh out loud.

 
You've got sum larning to doo, bro
 
https://www.cakewalk.com/Support/Knowledge-Base/2007013219/Advanced-Bus-Routing

But you won't larn anyfink in this fred except how to cuss in British

daryl1968

bapu

Bhav

bapu

Bhav
If you think you can help me finish:
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/How-do-I-add-a-volume-curve-to-all-tracks-master-output-m3579940.aspx#3579940
 
I need to fade the entire track out at the end, trying to find out how. I'll work on alternate drum and bass lines another time, if necessary. 

It's called a Automation Envelope on the Master Bus. 
 

I have no master bus and dont know how to make one :(
 
But the audio example in that video made me laugh out loud.

 
You've got sum larning to doo, bro
 
https://www.cakewalk.com/Support/Knowledge-Base/2007013219/Advanced-Bus-Routing

But you won't larn anyfink in this fred except how to cuss in British

Bollocks!!

Mesh

daryl1968

bapu

Bhav

bapu

Bhav
If you think you can help me finish:

http://forum.cakewalk.com/How-do-I-add-a-volume-curve-to-all-tracks-master-output-m3579940.aspx#3579940

I need to fade the entire track out at the end, trying to find out how. I'll work on alternate drum and bass lines another time, if necessary. 

It's called a Automation Envelope on the Master Bus. 

I have no master bus and dont know how to make one :(

But the audio example in that video made me laugh out loud.

You've got sum larning to doo, bro

https://www.cakewalk.com/Support/Knowledge-Base/2007013219/Advanced-Bus-Routing

But you won't larn anyfink in this fred except how to cuss in British

Bollocks!!

Knoblets!!

bapu

Bhav

bapu

Bhav
If you think you can help me finish:
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/How-do-I-add-a-volume-curve-to-all-tracks-master-output-m3579940.aspx#3579940
 
I need to fade the entire track out at the end, trying to find out how. I'll work on alternate drum and bass lines another time, if necessary. 

It's called a Automation Envelope on the Master Bus. 
 

I have no master bus and dont know how to make one :(
 
But the audio example in that video made me laugh out loud.

 
You've got sum larning to doo, bro
 
https://www.cakewalk.com/Support/Knowledge-Base/2007013219/Advanced-Bus-Routing

Yea I'm really doubting if just having a couple of demos will be enough experience to get me through a master degree in computer music now. But I'm still gonna try. And I cant get funding for another undergrad because of politics.

daryl1968

Mesh

daryl1968

bapu

Bhav

bapu

Bhav
If you think you can help me finish:

http://forum.cakewalk.com/How-do-I-add-a-volume-curve-to-all-tracks-master-output-m3579940.aspx#3579940

I need to fade the entire track out at the end, trying to find out how. I'll work on alternate drum and bass lines another time, if necessary. 

It's called a Automation Envelope on the Master Bus. 

I have no master bus and dont know how to make one :(

But the audio example in that video made me laugh out loud.

You've got sum larning to doo, bro

https://www.cakewalk.com/Support/Knowledge-Base/2007013219/Advanced-Bus-Routing

But you won't larn anyfink in this fred except how to cuss in British

Bollocks!!

Knoblets!!

Pillocks!!

Also I just remembered that I cant do any precision volume or panning control as I have uneven severe hearing loss.
 
A pianist / musician with a broken wrist and broken ears, so much fun my life has been .... Not.
 
At least I get all the free money from the government to live on.

The gubment has free money?
 
Inflation is on the way then.

bapu
The gubment has free money?
 
Inflation is on the way then.

Welfare is nice. Well it comes from other peoples taxes.
 
But if I ever one day make money from my music I'll pay it all back.

Some Juan's giving away free money?
 
5 ladies have been singing my name...... 

Wait there was already a master bus in my project, I just need to send every track thorough it somehow.
 
Wait a minute again, all the tracks are already going through it, I just need to find its volume curve ...

Bhav
Wait there was already a master bus in my project, I just need to send every track thorough it somehow.
 
Wait a minute again, all the tracks are already going through it, I just need to find its volume curve ...

Look at the bottom of every track in the mixer. According to the image you posted you are already sending all your tracks to the Master Bus.

the main buss driver drives the
 
Master Buss
 
the main fisherman is the
 
Master Baiter
 
 

We've all been there.
 
Sum of us are still there.

Best new tittle EVAH today.

God Im such an idiot. The view for the master bus in the track section was simply minimised. I just had to click on an arrow to get it open again.
 
And its done!
 

dont worry
 
a lot of us are idiots here
 
it gives the place that certain JENNY SAY QUAH

*Tries to export to MP3 ....
 
'Needs MP3 Encoder' ...
 
BUT I ALREADY BOUGHT THAT!!!!
 
... I forgot to activate it again when upgrading to Sonar Platinum. 
 
Sigh. Toilet break before I continue with this mind fudgery.
 
 

Bhav
*Tries to export to MP3 ....
 
'Needs MP3 Encoder' ...
 
BUT I ALREADY BOUGHT THAT!!!!
 
... I forgot to activate it again when upgrading to Sonar Platinum. 
 
Sigh. Toilet break before I continue with this mind fudgery.
 
 

Stop
 
take a break
 
put the pc away
 
do something else
 
come back refreshed

That's actually good advice 
 
What's it doing in the FSF???? 

Yet another happy accident 

And a "YAY" to top it off 
 

Ken steals a TOTP form craigb (ITHRN).

Ham N Egz

Bhav
*Tries to export to MP3 ....
 
'Needs MP3 Encoder' ...
 
BUT I ALREADY BOUGHT THAT!!!!
 
... I forgot to activate it again when upgrading to Sonar Platinum. 
 
Sigh. Toilet break before I continue with this mind fudgery.
 
 

Stop
 
take a break
 
put the pc away
 
do something else
 
come back refreshed

I need diazepam and I need it now. Except I still have to wait for my next appointment with the shrink to ask to get it prescribed as currently I only get re uptake inhibitors which dont really work that well to reduce stress.

I need BECAN and I need it now.
 

bapu
Ken steals a TOTP form craigb (ITHRN).

It had to be done 

Zargg

bapu
Ken steals a TOTP form craigb (ITHRN).

It had to be done 

Kind of evil if you ask me (or Mike).

Now I need to figure out how to remove the last 15 seconds of silence as I trimmed the outro down by 4 bars ....
 
I spotted a volume blob on one of the tracks at the original finishing point that I think was the cause of that happening.
 
Nope, that didnt work. Bah.

bapu

Zargg

bapu
Ken steals a TOTP form craigb (ITHRN).

It had to be done 

Kind of evil if you ask me (or Mike).

Mike is used to it 
Are U? 

bapu

Zargg

bapu
Ken steals a TOTP form craigb (ITHRN).

It had to be done 

Kind of you, if you ask me (or Mike).

Meshed!!

Is it just me or does the short haircut makes his ears look big?

Bhav
Now I need to figure out how to remove the last 15 seconds of silence as I trimmed the outro down by 4 bars ....
 
I spotted a volume blob on one of the tracks at the original finishing point that I think was the cause of that happening.
 
Nope, that didnt work. Bah.

Before you export (after selecting "all"), position the cursor where you want the end to be and then use the bottom left button in the "Selection" box of the Control bar. Only the highlighted selection will export.
 
That's a quick work around.
 
Sometimes I find the problem in less than a minute and there have been other times where the "extra length" is caused by something that takes hours to find.

Lets not forget to upload my track to my online copyright service website first before putting it on youtube.

bapu

Bhav
Now I need to figure out how to remove the last 15 seconds of silence as I trimmed the outro down by 4 bars ....
 
I spotted a volume blob on one of the tracks at the original finishing point that I think was the cause of that happening.
 
Nope, that didnt work. Bah.

Before you export (after selecting "all"), position the cursor where you want the end to be and then use the bottom left button in the "Selection" box of the Control bar. Only the highlighted selection will export.
 
That's a quick work around.
 
Sometimes I find the problem in less than a minute and there have been other times where the "extra length" is caused by something that takes hours to find.

I like to include that "extra length" - gives the listener value for money

Bhav
Lets not forget to upload my track to my online copyright service website first before putting it on youtube.

How quaint. You're worried sum juan is going to steal your music.
 
I'd be flattered if that happened to me.

bapu

Bhav
Lets not forget to upload my track to my online copyright service website first before putting it on youtube.

How quaint. You're worried sum juan is going to steal your music.
 
I'd be flattered if that happened to me.

Well it was advice given to us when I did my music degree so I followed it!

bapu

Bhav
Lets not forget to upload my track to my online copyright service website first before putting it on youtube.

How quaint. You're worried sum juan is going to steal your music.
 
I'd be flattered if that happened to me.

lol 

bapu

Bhav
Lets not forget to upload my track to my online copyright service website first before putting it on youtube.

How quaint. You're worried sum juan is going to steal your music.
 
I'd be flattered if that happened to me.

So, you're saying it won't be a happy accident?


 
or Am ewe?

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