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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 22:24:48
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 22:25:14
Our cat is allergic to gluten and perhaps some other things. I was able to fix her with expensive grain free food. She eats some dry but mostly canned tuna with no fillers... but if she gets a bite of pork or steak... there is no word in the english language to describe the smell. Of course, being a cat it is always stealth gas... but when it hits the nose there is no mistaking it. It fills the room and I have to turn on the fan to the A/C unit to get the air moving. I thought dog gas was bad (and it is) but I don't know what could have worse gas than a cat. Perhaps an opossum.. Hmmm, hey Steve... is it proper english to use an "a" or "an" before opossum since the "o" is silent?? I am wanting to use proper english when I am righting.  Seriously, I am wondering... J
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 22:25:26
jbow
Our cat is allergic to gluten and perhaps some other things. I was able to fix her with expensive grain free food. She eats some dry but mostly canned tuna with no fillers... but if she gets a bite of pork or steak... there is no word in the english language to describe the smell. Of course, being a cat it is always stealth gas... but when it hits the nose there is no mistaking it. It fills the room and I have to turn on the fan to the A/C unit to get the air moving. I thought dog gas was bad (and it is) but I don't know what could have worse gas than a cat. Perhaps an opossum..
Hmmm, hey Steve... is it proper english to use an "a" or "an" before opossum since the "o" is silent?? I am wanting to use proper english when I am righting. Seriously, I am wondering...
J
A fair question to Steve, but based on an incorrect premise. The "o" isn't silent but actually sounds an "a" as in "ah-possum" so, in either case, using "an" is appropriate because the sound is a vowel. HTH. 
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 22:25:32
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jbow
Our cat is allergic to gluten and perhaps some other things. I was able to fix her with expensive grain free food. She eats some dry but mostly canned tuna with no fillers... but if she gets a bite of pork or steak... there is no word in the english language to describe the smell. Of course, being a cat it is always stealth gas... but when it hits the nose there is no mistaking it. It fills the room and I have to turn on the fan to the A/C unit to get the air moving. I thought dog gas was bad (and it is) but I don't know what could have worse gas than a cat. Perhaps an opossum..
Hmmm, hey Steve... is it proper english to use an "a" or "an" before opossum since the "o" is silent?? I am wanting to use proper english when I am righting. Seriously, I am wondering...
J
A fair question to Steve, but based on an incorrect premise. The "o" isn't silent but actually sounds an "a" as in "ah-possum" so, in either case, using "an" is appropriate because the sound is a vowel.
HTH.
using " Am" is appropriate because the sound is a vowel.
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 22:25:37
FWIW, "possum" with out the "o" and pronounced with out the "(ə)" has been documented as a shortening of the word Opossum since the 17th century. You can say "I just cooked up a possum" all you want and know one can seem any the wiser. :-) http://oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/possum?q=possum edit to add: I just learned that Opossum is an Algonquian word. Learn something new every day!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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Somebody should make a thread requiring every post to speak King James. Like, add "-eth" to the end of every verb.
So that sentence would become "Somebody shouldeth maketh a thread requiringeth every post to speaketh King James."
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/06 23:38:07
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How wouldeth King Crimson sayeth thus?
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I just used a mirror.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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And this whole time I thought it was already funny. 
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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And this whole time I thought it was already funny.
He clearly doesn't want funny. He wants hilarious. 
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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I guess there is a fine line between funny and pant wettingly funny. Or in KJ english I postulateth that there must yet be minute difference between he who laugheth and he who does so to the detriment of his loin cloth.( unabridged,uncorrected 15th century peasant talk)
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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Are you all possum-ing this thread? Off with their heads! 
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The more people I meet the more I like my dog P.S. i think Hillary is HOT!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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Craigb, I see you found John McCain's screen saver.
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Duh!! I thought ya'll were talking about Hilary Swank.......either way, I'm not much of a fan zombie re-runs.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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