Mooch4056
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Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
Ok. Make me laugh.
I am just gonna sit here and read this thread and watch all the funny stuff.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
Mooch
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 11:01:37
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:15:39
I'm going commando today.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 11:18:38
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:15:45
Hanging loose in solidarity?
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 12:36:58
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:15:48
I'm going to have cod for dinner wearing only a codpiece.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 12:50:34
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:15:51
bapu
I'm going commando today.
With a bass guitar in front of him to attrackt all the groupies!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 14:30:36
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:15:57
Earlier today, I drove into town to do a bit of shopping.
As the car parks were all full, I left my car in a disabled zone and walked off to the shops.
On my return, I was met by an angry policeman.
"You can't park here you selfish idiot" he shouted, "This is a registered disabled parking bay. For parking here, I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
"But I am disabled" I replied, "I suffer from Alzheimer's."
"Oh yeah" he said sarcastically, "Where's your disability parking badge then?"
"I forgot it" I answered.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 14:32:45
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:16:08
 . . . 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 16:48:25
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:16:15
Sonar Platinum Studiocat Pro 16G RAM (some bells and whistles) HP Pavilion dm4 1165-dx (i5)-8G RAM Octa-Capture KRK Rokit-8s MIDI keyboards... Control Pad mics. I HATE THIS CMPUTER KEYBARD!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:16:22
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:16:26
Sonar Platinum Studiocat Pro 16G RAM (some bells and whistles) HP Pavilion dm4 1165-dx (i5)-8G RAM Octa-Capture KRK Rokit-8s MIDI keyboards... Control Pad mics. I HATE THIS CMPUTER KEYBARD!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 17:39:49
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:16:33
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 17:42:18
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:16:38
I love watching women's heavyweight boxing.
It's hilarious to see them fighting back the tears...
... when the announcer tells everyone their weight.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 18:28:32
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:16:41
I've designed a new airplane for drug dealers....
I'm calling it the Bong 747.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/03 18:29:41
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:16:46
I've designed a plane made entirely from rubber, so that when it crashes, it bounces...
It's a Boing 747.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:16:50
SteveStrummerUK
I've designed a plane made entirely from rubber, so that when it crashes, it bounces...
It's a Boing 747.
It weren't that faunny the first time.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2013/08/03 19:17:56
SteveStrummerUK
Earlier today, I drove into town to do a bit of shopping.
As the car parks were all full, I left my car in a disabled zone and walked off to the shops.
On my return, I was met by an angry policeman.
"You can't park here you selfish idiot" he shouted, "This is a registered disabled parking bay. For parking here, I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
"But I am disabled" I replied, "I suffer from Tourettes."
"Oh yeah" he said sarcastically, "Where's your disability parking badge then?"
"**** you you ******* ****" I answered.
Fixed.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:16:59
paulo
SteveStrummerUK
Earlier today, I drove into town to do a bit of shopping.
As the car parks were all full, I left my car in a disabled zone and walked off to the shops.
On my return, I was met by an angry policeman.
"You can't park here you selfish idiot" he shouted, "This is a registered disabled parking bay. For parking here, I'm going to have to write you a ticket."
"But I am disabled" I replied, "I suffer from Tourettes."
"Oh yeah" he said sarcastically, "Where's your disability parking badge then?"
"**** you you ******* ****" I answered.
Fixed.
Best modified quote evah!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:17:03
I just farted, if that helps..
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:17:06
"What spite through Sandra's window panes; tis the sneeze, and, "Julio," the chocolate pudding rabbit she microwaved." - Billy Shakesword
too many lasers...  Sonar = audio editing ninja of a music software!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2013/08/04 01:48:24
I was in Walmart a few days ago at almost midnight. We ran out if dog food and we feed the dogs before bed. So I got the dog food and I am standing in line at the check out. A black man is behind me in an electric scooter thing Walmart has for handicapped people or whatever. Walmart shuts down all the registers and says they are doing a change over and the registers will re open at 12:05am Of course people get upset and hem and grunt. Some leave. The man in the electric handicap cart thing is cussing up a storm and he is mad. After he hoots and hollers at everyone for two or three minutes ..... The man springs up from is handicapped electric Walmart mobile ... Throws down his items he was going to purchase .... And makes a bee line out the door about as fast as I ever seen anyone speed walk. Security .. A Zion cop ... Shakes his head and says ... You gotta be kidding me .... And retrieves the electric cart out of the way of people. True story
post edited by Mooch4056 - 2013/08/04 12:11:14
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/04 00:29:17
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 01:17:12
Ever see the people there using the carts that are so wide they hit the products on both sides of the aisles as they drive down them?
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/04 01:14:53
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2013/08/04 01:21:04
craigb
Ever see the people there using the carts that are so wide they hit the products on both sides of the aisles as they drive down them?
No
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2013/08/04 01:48:44
I drank a lot of brandy tonight.. I made Sangria. I'm not drunk, but I'm not sober, and not buzzed. I feel like I've been shot out the barrel of a 9mm.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/04 02:52:38
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I don't drink brandy. I'm a larger caliber than you.
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/04 12:07:00
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bapu
craigb
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+LOL
He got it wrong ... that evil smile in the bottom, should be splashed and smashed on the ground!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
2013/08/04 12:12:06
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This thread is getting more hilarious by the minute.
Keep up the good work everyone
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 22:24:27
Mooch4056
I was in Walmart a few days ago at almost midnight. We ran out if dog food and we feed the dogs before bed.
So I got the dog food and I am standing in line at the check out. A black man is behind me in an electric scooter thing Walmart has for handicapped people or whatever.
Walmart shuts down all the registers and says they are doing a change over and the registers will re open at 12:05am
Of course people get upset and hem and grunt. Some leave.
The man in the electric handicap cart thing is cussing up a storm and he is mad. After he hoots and hollers at everyone for two or three minutes ..... The man springs up from is handicapped electric Walmart mobile ... Throws down his items he was going to purchase .... And makes a bee line out the door about as fast as I ever seen anyone speed walk.
Security .. A Zion cop ... Shakes his head and says ... You gotta be kidding me .... And retrieves the electric cart out of the way of people.
True story
That is actually quite believable... I think it are becoming the new normal. Our pubic education system hath failed us! J
post edited by jbow - 2013/08/04 17:09:35
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Re: Can you guys do something to make the coffee house hilarious?
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☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/08/04 22:24:32
timidi
I just farted, if that helps..
Nearly a day late to the party Tim, but I just dropped one too. And boy, is that rank. I think I may have to disappear upstairs to the toilet before long... The contractions are getting much closer together of late.
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