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Re: Don't have sex with robots
2015/09/16 14:47:46
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2015/09/16 15:54:20
I am pretty sure that if a sex doll had true artificial intelligence it would reject me.
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
2015/09/16 15:11:40
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Expect a lawsuit from Chrissy Hynde...
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2015/09/16 15:32:50
The type of people who would have sex with robots SHOULD have sex with robots and no one/nothing else...
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
2015/09/16 15:23:57
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But will I be able to have robots along with sex is the question everyone wants to ask but is afraid to,
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2015/09/16 22:22:05
bapu
But will I be able to have robots along with sex is the question everyone wants to ask but is afraid to,
I'd rather not know what you wankers do on your personal time. 
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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Mesh
bapu
But will I be able to have robots along with sex is the question everyone wants to ask but is afraid to,
I'd rather not know what you wankers do on your personal time.
I make muzak whiff robots.
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
2015/09/16 15:50:28
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This has nothing to do with me any more. I was married to a robot for 38 years and I can tell you having sex with robots is a really bad idea. It will Shurely will contribute to detrimental relationships between men and women, adults and children, men and men and women and women, dogs and cats, cats and dogs, dolphins, and guitars in bikinis
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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bapu
But will I be able to have robots along with sex is the question everyone wants to ask but is afraid to,
I'm wondering who the kids will resemble most.
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
2015/09/16 16:50:56
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"The physical act of sex will only be a small part of the time you spend with a sex robot — the majority of time will be spent socializing and interacting.”
Yeah, and guys actually buy Playboy magazine for the articles...
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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Robot Sex  
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
2015/09/16 17:30:23
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Just don't forget the WD40, that's all I'm saying....
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
2015/09/16 18:30:22
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Oar isette loups?
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2015/09/16 19:08:56
"Piss off!"
......... is what I say to my robot penis.
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
2015/09/16 18:49:37
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What do you call a robot that wears sh1te clothes?
Optimus Primark.
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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☄ Helpfulby Rain 2015/09/16 19:50:25
I hear Jimmy Savile once begged George Lucas to let him play the part of a robot in Star Wars...
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2015/09/16 20:42:52
I just want my robots to clean and cook for me.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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I guess one advantage is that you don't have to drive home when you're through. You just put the thing back in the closet.
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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Sy Borg....
Gimmie dat gimmie dat
Sy-ey-Borg
Gimmie dat...
Give me de chromium leg.....
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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Heck...you guys don't know what you'll be missing in the future. But then, neither do I.
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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Sex Robots ? , Well , it sure sounds a lot better than getting really drunk and boinking a watermelon How do I Know ? Don't ask ….I was young and stupid once and no I never get invited to the barbacue  … If I wanted a Sex Robot , both of these would probably be about all I could afford to buy on my current income .   It sure don't look like much of an upgrade from what I'm using now …  Kenny
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
2015/09/16 23:25:01
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it sure sounds a lot better than getting really drunk and boinking a watermelon
How do I Know ? Don't ask ….I was young and stupid once and no I never get invited to the barbacue …
When I was about 14 I read that boinking watermelons was all the rage among Turkish men, who considered it better than having sex with a woman. Probably BS of course, but at the time I was convinced. So off I went to the local fruit store to buy a watermelon. The lady who ran the place was a very attractive busty woman so as you can imagine I immediately convinced myself that she knew what I was up to. I took a watermelon to the counter and to my horror she asked me if I wanted her to cut it in half for me to check that it was ripe. In my paranoid state I took this as a sign that she knew about my boinking intentions and said "yes please that would be great" in order to convince her that my intentions were pure. So she did, and yes it was ripe. So off I went with a very ripe, unboinkable watermelon in two pieces. I was so disappointed.
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
2015/09/16 23:37:32
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This explains soooo much... 
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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kennywtelejazz
it sure sounds a lot better than getting really drunk and boinking a watermelon
How do I Know ? Don't ask ….I was young and stupid once and no I never get invited to the barbacue …
When I was about 14 I read that boinking watermelons was all the rage among Turkish men, who considered it better than having sex with a woman. Probably BS of course, but at the time I was convinced. So off I went to the local fruit store to buy a watermelon. The lady who ran the place was a very attractive busty woman so as you can imagine I immediately convinced myself that she knew what I was up to. I took a watermelon to the counter and to my horror she asked me if I wanted her to cut it in half for me to check that it was ripe. In my paranoid state I took this as a sign that she knew about my boinking intentions and said "yes please that would be great" in order to convince her that my intentions were pure. So she did, and yes it was ripe.
So off I went with a very ripe, unboinkable watermelon in two pieces. I was so disappointed.
Good Story sharke  I may get back to you on this topic .. I have a few juicy watermelon stories of my own … You are so lucky you didn't go there and that lady cut your watermelon in two .. I should have been so lucky because now I got to pay the price for a few of my poor judgments …. It is currently that time in the day for me to take care of a few of my newfound responsibilities ,Junior's Mama grants me only 2 visits a month and it is getting to be right about Junior's feeding time  nice rapping w you , Kenny
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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I just want my robots to clean and cook for me.
Why not get 3 one for the kitchen  one for the laundry room  and one for guarding the front door and music room  Kenny
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Re: Don't have sex with robots
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I may get back to you on this topic ..I have a few juicy watermelon stories of my own …
LOL I can quickly see this thread getting out of hand as everyone chimes in with their fruit-plooking stories.... ...or not 
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