bapu

julibee
I have never in my life so much as breathed into mic that cost more than $300. 

Aren't you supposed to sing into a mic?


You breathe into one of those tubes the police shove in your mouth when they stop you @ 2:15Am.

have you not seen her videos?  she most certainly does breathe into her mic!  and it's quite............................................................distracting.

xactly!

bapu


Any suggestions?

Stop looking in the mirror and go listen to some comedy singing and monkey'ing around.
 
If all you can study and try to do is "be in tune" ... you're not paying attention to the words and your feelings ... you're just being another nobody in the band!
 
Make the words change the music, instead of you becoming a part of the music ... tell them where to shove those instruments if they don't work with/for you.
 
If we had listened to your comment, even Joe Cocker would have been laughed off the face of the earth.
 
Now, Bapu ... grow up and let's do this again! And with feeling this time instead of ideas about the notes and what they are supposed to be! If you don't behave you will have to go do a rendition of Randy Racquel ... so you can learn!

julibee

rsp@odyssey.net


Stop wasting your dosh on every silly little plugin that comes down the pike, and begin buying LDC, Tube and Ribbon mics! Minimum you should spend on the first one is $1000.00. If it doesn't work for you, buy another but spend more on it. Keep going til your satisfied.

Pfffft! How hard is this?

Randy

I have never in my life so much as breathed into mic that cost more than $300.


I think I will go have a little cry. 

No need to cry Julie. Pipes like yours will sound good no matter what the mic. In another forum, a guy asked about Alison Krauss, and what she used to get that great sound she gets in the studio. After a bit, her producer chimed in and said here is the proper technique. 1) Get Alison Krauss to sing......
 
 
Randy

Mesh,

I'd prolly be the first to break that thing.

And not in a good way.

SEVerstraten


Sing better?

I've tried telling him that - he wont or cant do it -- Just find someone who can sing bapu and carry on with it 

But if Bapu has already achieved the absolute height of lowness of substandard singing, how can further lowness be gained?

drewfx1

noldar12


But if Bapu has already achieved the absolute height of lowness of substandard singing, how can further lowness be gained?

How about a reality TV show about Bapu recording his singing?

I've always found that just when I thought the lowest of the low has been achieved, reality TV proves me wrong. Very, very wrong.

+ Ya
There's much to be learned from Ozzy & Gene Simmons.

spacealf


Ya, but do you beat your computer monitor or computer with a musical baton?? Play Yoda on it.

I believe Bapu's got a plugin for that.....