Google has ruined my life

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Re:Google has ruined my life 2012/10/02 13:59:57 (permalink)
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"I heard from this guy with the big blonde afro in the record store in Uptown that he knew a dude at the SuperDawg who played bass in a band that used to jam in a garage down the street from this big guy with a huge Harley who would ride over to a club in Bucktown near that place with the great Gyros where that one guy burned his hands on the fries and the dude behind the counter was wearing a button that was the same colour as the old VW bug that used to sit in front of that abandoned warehouse where that kid with the scar would set off fireworks that he bought from a guy who looked a lot like that guy on the commercial for the used car salesman that wears a plaid jacket like this other dude's dad who said that he read somewhere that the Moon landing was faked.  They made a mistake and landed on Mars.  It's true.  You can look it up." 
I think something like this would make for great lyrics! 


 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:Google has ruined my life 2012/10/02 14:01:24 (permalink)
FBB, the 1st Law of Existence states that if you are Male, you are always wrong unless you happen to agree with a Female.  The 2nd Law states that if you do agree with a Female, you still lose half credit for copying.
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Re:Google has ruined my life 2012/10/02 14:02:38 (permalink)
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I googled "Who is right, me or the wife?" the wife told me it's her.

Does that make google right or wrong though.

Is she an actual wife? They have the goods on being right.

Oh an actual and while google had "About 1,160,000,000 results (0.33 seconds)" she has one answer in 0.1 seconds.
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Re:Google has ruined my life 2012/10/02 14:30:51 (permalink)
No it hasn't.






See...still stuff we can argue about :)
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