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Re: Divorce Lawyers 2014/03/08 12:43:19 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2014/03/08 12:51:32
OK, she has a tractor.  Does she have a refrigerator to keep the becan in and a stove to cook it on?  I would think they'd be priorities.  

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Re: Divorce Lawyers 2014/03/09 19:37:44 (permalink)
Whatever you do, don't let her read this thread or she WILL bury you using her tractor!

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Re: Divorce Lawyers 2014/03/10 09:28:17 (permalink)
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Whatever you do, don't let her read this thread or she WILL bury you using her tractor!


or run over you with the tractor and make it look like an accident.....

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Re: Divorce Lawyers 2014/03/10 09:56:14 (permalink)
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or run over you with the tractor and make it look like suicide and then sue your estate for damages.....


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Re: Divorce Lawyers 2014/03/10 10:07:18 (permalink)
Bill, you didn't say to her "I love you" ROOOOOIIIIGHT???????????
 
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Re: Divorce Lawyers 2014/03/10 10:19:17 (permalink)
First Jewish woman I ever. She is a wine conasewer conasuer drinker. I know nothing about wine except how much A glass cost me on our outing. I need a second job now just to take her to dinner. Shouldn't she be taking ME to dinner. I can't pronounce the name of the car she drives 

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Re: Divorce Lawyers 2014/03/10 10:31:53 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Old55 2014/03/10 10:36:20
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First Jewish woman I ever. She is a wine conasewer conasuer drinker. I know nothing about wine except how much A glass cost me on our outing. I need a second job now just to take her to dinner. Shouldn't she be taking ME to dinner. I can't pronounce the name of the car she drives 


Don't take a step down in status Bill. Make her step up to the plate and serve her Becan chilli and beer. If she grunts at the menu (negatively), you have your answer right there.

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Re: Divorce Lawyers 2014/03/10 11:42:02 (permalink)
Wise thinking Mesh! Serving her Becan chilli and beer is the key. The cool thing is I started making my chili last nite. She just texted me so now I can set it up. The plan is underway. 

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Re: Divorce Lawyers 2014/03/10 11:50:55 (permalink)
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Wise thinking Mesh! Serving her Becan chilli and beer is the key. The cool thing is I started making my chili last nite. She just texted me so now I can set it up. The plan is underway. 



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Re: Divorce Lawyers 2014/03/10 15:29:12 (permalink)
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First Jewish woman I ever. She is a wine conasewer conasuer drinker. I know nothing about wine except how much A glass cost me on our outing. I need a second job now just to take her to dinner. Shouldn't she be taking ME to dinner. I can't pronounce the name of the car she drives 


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