Hatstand
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 16:34:26
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I can't see you can blame her, lets face it I am guessing that you would rather sleep with a woman too.
Lets face it, they are better kissers with far less stubble rash (before the age of 50 at least)...
I'll get my coat.....
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 17:28:05
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/09/15 12:01:17
Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 17:35:37
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If one of my ex's turned gay, I'd take it as further proof that no other male could put up with her either. 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bayoubill
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 18:10:20
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How did this Fred get so complicated? I Am over the shock now
carry on
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bayoubill
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 18:40:12
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they are better kissers with far less stubble rash (before the age of 50 at least)...
I have to completely disagree with that!
I distinctly remember panting after kissing several women and it wasn't my dog!
besides Ham&egz sister said I was cute
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bayoubill
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/14 18:42:52
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I have totally given up fonding guitars in bikinis! mostly
Everyone knows what a great memory I have and I remember things! mostly
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/15 01:42:54
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bayoubill
After one of my concerts someone asked her about my playing and her response was "big deal, I can type".
Would that be normal typing or the one-handed variety?
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/15 10:22:54
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bayoubill
How did this Fred get so complicated? I Am over the shock now
carry on
ewe started it
Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation!
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bayoubill
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/15 11:57:00
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Speaking of at the time I became suicidal so my psychiatrist said from then on I had to pay in advance.
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/15 12:36:02
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bayoubill
Now I Am wondering was she gay before we were married or did I turn her that way? This is so confusing
I dated a gal in high school that turned out to be gay. She told me I was such a nice guy that I was her last attempt to be straight - if it didn't work with me it wasn't going to work. I know how you feel now, but trust me - this has NOTHING to do with you.
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bayoubill
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/15 13:06:44
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So then, I can conclude that I Am the suavae deboner kind of guy I thought I was? George's sister-in-law was right in thinking I was cute? I have learned never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life!
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smallstonefan
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/15 13:08:22
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So then, I can conclude that I Am the suavae deboner kind of guy I thought I was? George's sister-in-law was right in thinking I was cute? I have learned never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life!
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/16 16:11:58
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Also Bill she's your "Ex" wife. If she is indeed your "X" wife it would mean you've been married 9 times before her. Or have you?
post edited by yorolpal - 2016/09/16 16:32:59
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bayoubill
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/16 19:26:15
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Also Bill she's your "Ex" wife. If she is indeed your "X" wife it would mean you've been married 9 times before her. Or have you?
AAWWWWW!!!! I don't know .... I hate math!  I just remembered! I was married once for 38 years
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/17 15:07:55
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bayoubill
How did this Fred get so complicated? I Am over the shock now
carry on
In this day and age, if they DON'T turn gay, it's almost like saying ... what's wrong with you? I remember the late 70's and early 80's in Santa Barbara ... if you didn't try it, you were not cool ... well ... at least I was busy living with a wonderful lady!
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craigb
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Re: OMG! My X Wife
2016/09/17 16:18:06
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That's Portland. Being un-normal IS their normal.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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