Beepster
I'll march in your parades, chuckle my ballz off while you gluggle some ballz in public and feed a fist to any mofo who tries to give you a hard time about you being you. Hell... I've always said I wish I was into to dudes. Twice as many holes to [REDACTED] but it just ain't my thing.
 
Insinuate I'm a bigot for being me... and that same fist may just get fed to you.
 
Cool yer jets, homeboy.
 
You are amongst friends (for the most part... but such is the internet).
 
tl;dr...
 
Don't rag on us when no one is ragging on you. It's all in good fun.
 
Then again, I'm Canadian. We tend to be able to laugh more about such things because we don't have such an extensive history of dragging people behind pickup trucks and whatnot.
 
Also... you've posted some crap that has surpised and offended my delicate sensibilities in the past and I said nothing... so cram it with walnuts you Log Cabin weirdo.
 
*smooches*