sharke
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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because all they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach....."
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/07 17:23:42
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/05/07 19:40:58
Wow if he can hear chickens going Bach Bach Bach , he ain't as deaf as we thought unless he was lip reading their beaks. I can perfectly understand Beethoven getting rid of all his sheep . When they go BAhh Baaaahhhh they are loud enough to wake the dead . Also they are pretty messy around the house .  After date night, I would have to wash all my bedding and sheets every Sunday morning .... But Chickens ? I didn't know he had a kinky side  Kenny
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sharke
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/07 18:56:33
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To be fair, it's not that hard to read beaks....
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/07 19:03:57
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Beethoven was told that he'd never amount to much of a composer because of his deafness....
... but he didn't listen.
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/07 19:04:23
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A Chinese chicken meets a Mob chicken and says 'Tok!'.
The Mob chicken then says 'Are you tokking to me ?'.
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/07 19:42:36
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☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2017/05/08 21:31:25
What's the difference between a kinky person and a pervert? A kinky person using a feather, while the pervert uses the whole chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He was trying to get away from the pervert.
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/07 19:53:51
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Maybe the Hovester wasn't deaf after all but faked it so the town folk would be all like, WOW Beets you rock!
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/07 19:54:25
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three friends sit in the pub, the one with no arms says to his friend with no legs 'I'm gonna smack you in the face!''.
The guy with no legs says 'Then I'll kick you in the balls!''.
The blind guys says ''I'll enjoy watching that!''.
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/07 20:15:41
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/05/08 07:48:54
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/08 07:49:16
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Thanks Steve! 
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kennywtelejazz
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/08 21:30:35
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sharke
To be fair, it's not that hard to read beaks....
Well if I had the chops to have written Ode To Joy , Moonlight Sonata , Fur Elise and Roll Over Beethoven , It would pretty much be a given that not only could I read chicken beaks I would also be able to sight read Fly Poop on Fly paper ... craigb
Why did the chicken cross the road?
 craigb
He was trying to get away from the pervert.
The pervert in this case is a Single Breasted Mad Kung Foo chicken attempting to do Crane Style ...
Image removed due to complaints - Karyn Kenny
post edited by kennywtelejazz - 2017/05/09 02:14:25
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/09 12:35:31
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sharke
Because all they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach....."
Easy ... he couldn't hear them and kicked them out of his room!
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/09 22:46:23
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Jeez, Kenny. Talking about pervs is one thing, but that plucked chicken photo...cripes, nobody wants to see that. I'll take mine breaded and fried, thank you. But after that picture it may be awhile before I visit Colonel Chicken again. For the love of all things extra crispy, please stick to perversion and refrain from further depictions of animal cruelty.
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kennywtelejazz
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/10 16:33:10
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2017/05/10 20:07:45
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Jeez, Kenny. Talking about pervs is one thing, but that plucked chicken photo...cripes, nobody wants to see that. I'll take mine breaded and fried, thank you. But after that picture it may be awhile before I visit Colonel Chicken again. For the love of all things extra crispy, please stick to perversion and refrain from further depictions of animal cruelty.
Thank you,
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Hi Dave , & to whomever I happened to offend , Please accept my genuine apology for posting that jacked up looking pic of a chicken ... It was in poor taste and judgement on my part to have done so ..... Kenny
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craigb
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/10 17:16:15
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 Kenny, Kenny, Kenny... 
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/10 19:18:56
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☄ Helpfulby sharke 2017/05/11 04:35:42
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/10 20:09:49
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☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2017/05/10 20:38:30
I didn't see the pic, but I do appreciate seeing a humble apology. 
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Re: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
2017/05/11 04:57:59
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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