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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 14:42:24 (permalink)
Are you allergic to duct tape?

 
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 14:42:46 (permalink)

"Would you mind just closing your eyes for a second, I just want to imagine what you look like unconscious"

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 14:46:05 (permalink)
"You've never been in Turkish bath?.......Shirley you can't be serious"?

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 14:51:02 (permalink)
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"You've never been in Turkish bath?.......Shirley you can't be serious"?

 
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 14:54:03 (permalink)
"I sell life insurance and I bet you don't have enough!"

"Want to be rich?  I'm in Amway..."

"Would you like to meet my sock puppet?"

"I'll have to ask my Mom for permission first."

 
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 14:55:41 (permalink)
Do you mind if I call you, "Clarice"?

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 15:07:39 (permalink)
Wow, this is my first date with an actual human!

 
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 15:19:57 (permalink)
Jonbouy


"You could have had least made an effort with the clothes."

"Wow, what's that funny smell?  Is it scent?"

"I didn't realise you were already pregnant."

"So what if you're married, I'm looking for a wife."


This all sounds familiar...  Reminds me of getting off a train at the south coast.

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 15:42:29 (permalink)
Me: After dinner, would you like to go back to my place a play around?

Her: NO

Me: Then would you mind laying still while I do?


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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 15:51:56 (permalink)
Wow ! Check out the norks on that honey over there !

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 15:55:05 (permalink)
I hope you like Cannibal Food...

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 16:01:25 (permalink)
Me: Do you know the difference between spaghetti and oral sex?

Her:NO

Me: Can we meet for lunch tomorrow?

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 17:01:00 (permalink)

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 17:01:18 (permalink)
Karyn


Jonbouy


"You could have had least made an effort with the clothes."

"Wow, what's that funny smell?  Is it scent?"

"I didn't realise you were already pregnant."

"So what if you're married, I'm looking for a wife."


This all sounds familiar...  Reminds me of getting off a train at the south coast.


I thought I used more than 4 on that occasion...


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In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 17:10:52 (permalink)
"I wonder if you could share some thoughts on my model railway layout."

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In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 17:40:27 (permalink)
Jonbouy


"I wonder if you could share some thoughts on my model railway layout."


Is it block switching or DCC? 

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 18:09:13 (permalink)

"While you're down there"

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Re:For Adults Only: What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 18:10:36 (permalink)
I know men are pigs but get on the ham bone.

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Re:For Adults Only: What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 21:21:14 (permalink)
My friend, Bapu, has bigger moobs than you.  

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 21:22:59 (permalink)
Karyn


Jonbouy


"I wonder if you could share some thoughts on my model railway layout."


Is it block switching or DCC? 


Dern it!

I dunno...  I'm just a bloke.

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In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 22:18:24 (permalink)
Well it's not going to suck itself.

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/03 23:24:22 (permalink)
"My, what lovely prominentia laryngea you have."

"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/04 18:39:42 (permalink)
Which one of those is fake?

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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date 2012/05/04 18:43:58 (permalink)
Wanna play "hide the kielbasa ??"
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