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For Adults Only: What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
"Go ahead and eat another piece of pie. If it's one thing I hate it's a skinny woman". "Wow, that space above your lip IS darker than mine!" " I don't mean you NEED a nose job" " Are you sure you've had enough to drink?" " Why are you mad? All I said was compared to you my guitar has a volume knob"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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"You could have had least made an effort with the clothes."
"Wow, what's that funny smell? Is it scent?"
"I didn't realise you were already pregnant."
"So what if you're married, I'm looking for a wife."
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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''You don't sweat much for a fat girl''
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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"all my plug-ins are 64 bit"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 12:26:16
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"all my plug-ins are 64 bit"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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"Your mom was at my show last night...........by the river"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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"Have you ever seen a scar like this? It's where my penis was attached"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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"Yeah, and then maybe you'd like to come back to my place for a game of World Of Warcraft"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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"OK, can we order up two steaks with all the trimmings please. And to drink, a glass of white wine and a scotch on the rocks......................... make it so"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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I also have all the action fiugres known to mankind.......including a GI Joe with a Kung-Fu grip!! 
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 13:59:13
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"Sorry about that. Curry always has that effect on me"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:10:41
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Would you like a toothpick honey? There's spinach between your teeth.I almost missed it because your nose was in the way.
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:15:22
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I love the dress...speaking of, we're going to have a whale of a time tonight.
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:15:49
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"Hobbies? Yeah... I like to sink a few jars and chat to some birds"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:17:25
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"I'm afraid we'll have to skip dessert, I have to be back at the asylum by 8.30"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:18:01
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Your lips are beautiful, your eyes are like........they remind me of.......two round dark things. Not that that is a bad thing really, I mean, much better than not having eyes....I need to excuse myself now.
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:21:41
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I would love to meet your family, most of mine are either dead or in jail.
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:23:02
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School? Oh you mean edukation? Yeah I come from the school of hard knocks and honey I have been knocked real hard.
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:25:53
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pu'chaj buSlaH ngotlhwI'. cha'puj ngoSlaH butlhwI'.....
........yeah, that's Klingon for "The fanatic can think only about his phaser. The dirt under my fingernails can melt dilithium"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:28:07
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'Perversion' is such a misunderstood word
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:29:18
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"Well, tonight's been great. I'd love to see you next week, but I'll be too busy sticking my balls in a pencil sharpener"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:31:28
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"Would you like to come to the Family Reunion? You can meet my Mum, Aunt, Cousin, Sister....... she's a really great girl"
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:33:09
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don't yell out in a public place, "FIFTY BUCKS!".
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Re:What NOT to say to A Woman on Your First Date
2012/05/03 14:41:46
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"This is a dead parrot.... this parrot is no more...."
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