DumbKidFromHell
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I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
Nothing works, but I will not read the manual. I will not go to Groove 3, I will not do anything, because I know you will HELP ME!!!!
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Matt
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/22 23:38:03
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Well best of luck then.
Regards,
Mike Win8(64), Sonar X3e(64) w/ RME Fireface UFX.
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2014/02/23 00:36:06
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DumbKidFromHell
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 00:52:05
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Matt
Good post, bro.
I try. Thanks! I swear I will never read the manual, or try on my own, because there is always someone who will HELP ME!!! Thanks to you, who have taken the time to understand an amazing piece of software, and HELP a LAZY person as myself, that doesn't want to take the time to learn anything about the software that he has purchased!!!!
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 01:16:52
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At least read the Help file!!
Peace
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DumbKidFromHell
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 01:20:19
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maltastudio
At least read the Help file!!
Peace
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, HA!!!! Really. Wrong!! I loop, but I don't feel loopy!!! Come on BAKERS!!! LOOpppppY@!!!
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sharke
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 01:20:40
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It helps if the manual is up to date, written well, or even exists. Do we have an X3 manual yet? Previous Sonar manuals are full of errors. The Reaktor manual is so out of date that it refers to (and pictures) UI elements that have either changed or disappeared entirely. I tried "reading the manual" for MeldaProduction's "MRhythmizer" but quickly realized that it doesn't even touch on the basics of the program. So oftentimes there is no other choice but to twiddle randomly or ask on forums.
There are exceptions. The Geist manual is excellent.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 01:28:25
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sharke
twiddle randomly or ask on forums.
There are exceptions. The Geist manual is excellent.
Please tell me how EVERYTHING WORKS!!!!
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2014/02/23 01:30:46
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Time for a coffee - anyone? milk? Yes please, oh and pour it slowly...
 You this read wrong....  JimmyBoy SoundCloud Sonar Producer X3e, Z3TA+2.1, TH2 x64 2.2.17 Full, Amplitude 3, Windows 10 x64, ...HP ENVY 17-j005tx Notebook, IDT High Definition Audio CODEC, ASIO4aLL2 HP ENVY Recline 27-k001a TouchSmart, Scarlett 2i2, Samson G-Track, Samson Graphite 49 [utube] https://youtu.be/Uds7g3M-4lQ[/utube]
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 01:39:09
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2014/02/23 12:06:09
DumbKidFromHell
sharke
twiddle randomly or ask on forums.
There are exceptions. The Geist manual is excellent.
Please tell me how EVERYTHING WORKS!!!!
1) One thing leads to another 2) The desired outcome is achieved
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 02:52:11
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DumbKidFromHell
Matt
Good post, bro.
I try. Thanks! I swear I will never read the manual, or try on my own, because there is always someone who will HELP ME!!! Thanks to you, who have taken the time to understand an amazing piece of software, and HELP a LAZY person as myself, that doesn't want to take the time to learn anything about the software that he has purchased!!!!
Gee, I am am similar. Like I think I read the manual when I first got S6 but it was all gobblygook to me. Magazine tutorials have been good so too some Sonar videoes. I'll admit to not reading the manual in Sonar except a bit when we went to X1. I just record some tracks and mix down something that strikes a chord. Some automation to edit the mistakes. I tried the comp feature in X3 when I first upgraded but haven't done anything with it since. Guilty of sloth and
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 07:01:15
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2014/02/23 12:06:30
StudioCat > I use Windows 10 and Sonar Platinum. I have a touch screen. I make some videos. This one shows how to do a physical loopback on the RME UCX to get many more equalizer nodes.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 08:09:52
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How about the Desert Mystery? How about all the bodies dug up on the east side of Las Vegas? That used to be the dumping ground for the Mob back in the 40's and 50's.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 09:45:29
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You know, DKFH threads are some of most lacking-in-wit trolls I've seen here... And the Freudian kicker? They're UNFUNNY. 
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robert_e_bone
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 10:17:57
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Edited to remove comments I only slightly regret posting. I am happy and content having blocked the OP - the only person I have ever blocked, thus far. Bob Bone
post edited by robert_e_bone - 2014/02/23 11:58:31
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 12:26:53
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+1 Robert. No time for kiddies and moochers. Well, there's one mooch er that it's fun to hear from.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 12:32:55
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☄ Helpfulby mike_mccue 2014/02/23 12:42:05
The OP bestowed the title of Unfunniest Poster upon me over four years ago.
I can't thank him enough.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 12:37:25
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I'm glad he hasn't concentrated on making /mixing music. If he did that we would all be throwing away all our DAWS.
He is surely a freak of nature.
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DumbKidFromHell
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 12:53:52
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robert_e_bone
I am happy and content having blocked the OP - the only person I have ever blocked, thus far.
Bob Bone
It doesn't look like it's working. You should send a help ticket.
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SuperG
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 12:53:58
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Ah well, damn me for being frank about it. I'm just trying to get the poor guy to step up his game... 
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 15:08:05
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I am very happy people don't read manuals. My writing career would be over if they did.
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gustabo
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 15:16:42
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What's the point of these "attempt of humor" posts?
Shouldn't they be in the Coffeehouse?
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 15:45:51
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What! And lower the collective IQ of the CH?
Regards, John I want to make it clear that I am an Eedjit. I have no direct, or indirect, knowledge of business, the music industry, forum threads or the meaning of life. I know about amps. WIN 10 Pro X64, I7-3770k 16 gigs, ASUS Z77 pro, AMD 7950 3 gig, Steinberg UR44, A-Pro 500, Sonar Platinum, KRK Rokit 6
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 16:30:20
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DumbKidFromHell asked: Please tell me how EVERYTHING WORKS!!!! Here´s the right homepage for your scientific question: http://www.howeverythingworks.org/ or in other words,the answer is clear,it´s 42, but what´s the question?
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 16:55:41
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I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR MANUAL EITHER.
I've got my own.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 17:17:08
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☄ Helpfulby jbow 2014/02/24 16:51:45
I have asked and answered many questions on this forum and neither I nor the others are lazy.
The manual is often extremely cryptic or unclear, as is the online help. It also does not always cover the specific situations.
I assume you are trying to be funny here, but I find it insulting. If you really think only lazy people ask questions on the forum, why do you log on?
By the way, I have searched your posts, and every one is either something you think is funny but that has no real content, or is a complaint against another member. Maybe you are too lazy to come up with a real topic. The Moderator should block you.
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 17:53:18
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Pragi
DumbKidFromHell asked:
Please tell me how EVERYTHING WORKS!!!!
Here´s the right homepage for your scientific question:
http://www.howeverythingworks.org/
or in other words,the answer is clear,it´s 42,
but what´s the question?
And, thanks for all the fish..." Bob Bone
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Re: I DON'T WAN'T TO READ THE MANUAL!!!
2014/02/23 17:57:48
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☄ Helpfulby konradh 2014/02/23 18:21:38
@konradh - WELL PUT. :)
Bob Bone
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