SteveStrummerUK
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I joined the Fat Earth Society ....
.... we have members all over the globe.
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/03 19:13:53
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/04/04 06:55:22
FSM frowns on your shenanigans.
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
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FSM frowns on your shenanigans.
All worship his noodley appendages.
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/03 19:35:35
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Is this the 5 minute argument from ignorance?
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/04/03 23:19:00
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.... we have members all over the disk.
Flattened.
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/04 00:35:22
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Steve,
Good to know that there are rational, scientific thinkers among us. You rock.
The flat earth argument is so overpowering, I'm about to withdraw my membership and donations to the Hollow Earth Society. So much money, time, intellect wasted on believing in the gremlins down there. Did we ever see any of them, NO!!
HOWEVER... if you look out a ways across the landscape, everything does indeed look flat, and seeing is believing.
I cannot express my appreciation for you opening my eyes to the truth. Round earth...what a bunch of kaka. The Republicans are withholding the true facts to protect big oil interests.
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/04/06 18:51:49
SteveStrummerUK
.... we have members all over the globe.
Best Answer
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2017/04/05 15:03:53
Come on man, we all know the Earth is shaped like a pyramid; that's why the Egyptians built so many of them!
You don't see any great Globes of Giza now do you?
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/04 19:34:43
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/04/04 20:21:03
Once upon a time I used to be a member of The Flat Belly Society ...
What Happened ? Was it all The Bacon that did this too me ?
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/04 19:39:12
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I guess down under went away?
I'll need to get my head round the concept. It takes a lot of balls to believe that.
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/04 22:45:43
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bapu
Sir Cumfrence resigned?
Yes ... forced out for being too "pie in the sky". The plan is to bring in Sir Cumcised to cut waste.
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/04 23:36:59
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/04/04 23:57:52
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/05 02:43:16
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/05 02:44:34
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I think someone of importance in history once said "The Earth is Fat" and was misunderstood.
(Now they would have said "Phat" but I lose IQ points just saying that...)
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/05 05:29:30
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Is this the 5 minute argument from ignorance?
smh.
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/05 13:19:13
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The Earth is flat.
Also its only 6000 years old.
And the centre of the universe.
Everything else revolves around the Earth.
Light was created before the sun.
Noah managed to fit two of every animal in the world on his arc, and those are the only animals we still have today.
Vaccines cause premature juvenile death.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great!
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Woman was created from the rib of man.
Intelligence is a sin bestowed upon us by the devil.
Natural disasters are divine punishments for our sins.
Ragtime is the music of the devil.
... thats all I can think of right now.
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/04/06 18:53:52
Bhav,
I have to agree with your list of facts, but have to dispute one of them.
As blasphemous as Ragtime music is, it is really Rap music that is the inroad to Satan. Ragtime is a redirect to focus on Ragtime while the brimstone pit comes in the back door as Rap.
Some other observations of clinical significance...
It was noted in a post above that the round earth ignorants had 10 arguments for a round earth. The flat earthers have over 200 arguments for a flat earth. 10 times as many. Proof is proof if you have that many more arguments
I have resigned from the Hollow Earth Society and will now be donating a much smaller portion of my welfare check to the Flat Earth Society. One small problem is bothering me now however. Realize that this is probably just a test in faith, but I have to spill my guts out over this...
Scientific proclamation was done a couple decades ago by a fact based religious organization that I will not name (*).
The moon landing of our astronauts was decried headline news in Australia as a fake by these esteemed scientists. Facts are according to them are as follows...
The moon landing never happened. The moon is millions of miles away, never to be reached by human attempts. A garden of heavenly delights unattainable to the mortal experience. Thus the landing was faked.
Correct cosmology is that the manifest universe is somewhat of a 3D egg, bottom half filled with cow's milk and the top half with air.
Lord Krishna is floating on the lake of milk and from His belly button, there springs forth a gigantic lotus flower. From the lotus flower, there is born Lord Brahma. Then from the nostrils of Lord Brahma, there blows endless bubbles which congeal into the stars and planets all circulating around earth. Evolution happens and then exactly 8,400,00 species of life evolve. Not one more or less.
This all seems quite rational to me, plus it is supported by sacred scripture.
Maybe just my evil and sinful mind to question, but something about the bubbles bothers me.
I think of bubbles as round, not flat. If Brahma is blowing out bubbles of round planets, how does this reconcile with flat earth.
Actually just had a moment of realization while writing this. I am now free from any doubt.
There is nothing in the sacred scripture about the bubbles being round. Pre creational bubbles were likely flat, just like the earth.
John
(*) Hare Krishnas
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
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☄ Helpfulby Mitch_I 2017/04/09 14:07:28
Most philosophers etc spend years studying linguistics semiology, theology, comparative religions, and of course the usual suspects from Plato on out. In our current informations universe there is NO reason for ignorance any longer. There is no room for faith without doubt. Even the sun coming up tomorrow, we all know has a high degree of probability, but it's not impossible that the earth self destructs before we wake up tomorrow morning. There's always a sliver of doubt, and therefore faith. We have faith that the earth wont self-destruct; we can also measure the probability. The amount of miracles and supernatural phenomena that have happened in mine own life have exceeded the probability of 50/50 so many times that I believe in a big G, big O other. The attributes I use differ from the FSM!!
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/06 00:02:28
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☄ Helpfulby synkrotron 2017/04/06 17:36:08
I've always loved science ever since I read "Uranus is gaseous."
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/06 15:32:11
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Bhav,
I have to agree with your list of facts, but have to dispute one of them.
As blasphemous as Ragtime music is, it is really Rap music that is the inroad to Satan. Ragtime is a redirect to focus on Ragtime while the brimstone pit comes in the back door as Rap.
Some other observations of clinical significance...
It was noted in a post above that the round earth ignorants had 10 arguments for a round earth. The flat earthers have over 200 arguments for a flat earth. 10 times as many. Proof is proof if you have that many more arguments
I have resigned from the Hollow Earth Society and will now be donating a much smaller portion of my welfare check to the Flat Earth Society. One small problem is bothering me now however. Realize that this is probably just a test in faith, but I have to spill my guts out over this...
Scientific proclamation was done a couple decades ago by a fact based religious organization that I will not name (*).
The moon landing of our astronauts was decried headline news in Australia as a fake by these esteemed scientists. Facts are according to them are as follows...
The moon landing never happened. The moon is millions of miles away, never to be reached by human attempts. A garden of heavenly delights unattainable to the mortal experience. Thus the landing was faked.
Correct cosmology is that the manifest universe is somewhat of a 3D egg, bottom half filled with cow's milk and the top half with air.
Lord Krishna is floating on the lake of milk and from His belly button, there springs forth a gigantic lotus flower. From the lotus flower, there is born Lord Brahma. Then from the nostrils of Lord Brahma, there blows endless bubbles which congeal into the stars and planets all circulating around earth. Evolution happens and then exactly 8,400,00 species of life evolve. Not one more or less.
This all seems quite rational to me, plus it is supported by sacred scripture.
Maybe just my evil and sinful mind to question, but something about the bubbles bothers me.
I think of bubbles as round, not flat. If Brahma is blowing out bubbles of round planets, how does this reconcile with flat earth.
Actually just had a moment of realization while writing this. I am now free from any doubt.
There is nothing in the sacred scripture about the bubbles being round. Pre creational bubbles were likely flat, just like the earth.
John
(*) Hare Krishnas
But ragtime was the original devil music that all future genres of devil music spawned from.
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/06 17:32:50
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Oh No... never thought of that..
Headed out right now to start a bonfire with all my Ragtime vinyl LP's
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/06 20:14:14
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Oh No... never thought of that..
Headed out right now to start a bonfire with all my Ragtime vinyl LP's
Ragtime (invention of syncopation) > Striding Bass > Jazz / Blues / Motown / Gospel > Soul > RnB / Hip Hop / Rap > Neo Soul. Mostly devil music except for Gospel, and also rock n roll / rock / metal were devil music too. In b4 lol Alicia Keys is Devil Music??? I remember Christians in the USA listing Corrine Bailey Rae as blasphemous because her debut single had suggestions of lesbianism (a girl singing a song about a girl, OMG soooo evil!).
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/06 22:24:26
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THIS TIME YOU HAVE ALL GONE TOO FAR...in one direction. ;)
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/06 23:49:58
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Having been enlightened by the forum advice, the evil Ragtime LP's are just a smoldering liquid goo burning away. Can smell the brimstone on top of the plastic stink and ash. How was I not aware of this...
Realize now that the Ragtime musicians were in a pact with satan, and even be so corrupt as to reject the flat earth argument.
They would have even tried to negate the scientific genesis of the observed universe, by claiming that the bubbles coming out of Lord Brahma's nose were round instead of flat. Blasphemy !!!
We of rational mind must uphold the truth.
As for the lesbian gay issue, we know without a doubt that these preverts fry in hell for eternity. It is written, and woe be to anyone who doubts. Those who dare think otherwise will fry down there with them.
Love to all,
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/06 23:53:08
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JohnKenn
As for the lesbian gay issue, we know without a doubt that these preverts fry in hell for eternity. It is written, and woe be to anyone who doubts. Those who dare think otherwise will fry down there with them.
You realise you're going to upset Dave/ eff don't you  Then again, I doubt it. Or do I?
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/07 00:01:14
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Oh god...
Who is Dave/eff...
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Re: I joined the Flat Earth Society ....
2017/04/07 00:36:16
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/04/07 07:15:09
Slobbering apologies to anyone offended. Please forgive if politically incorrect, political incorrectness the closest thing to our universally accepted catholic consequence of unforgivable sin.
In my defense, was only looking at Raging Jehova's admonishment of what will happen if a man lay down with a man. It's there in the Old Testament, and we all in complete agreement with the Old Testament.
We are all rational adults. We are all Christians. There is thus no reason for discord or argument since we are all on the same page.
Truth is laid out, but consider this. Our common scripture was too elevated, too sublime to address the fact of a flat earth.
Earth is FLAT... Gays all go to Hell for eternity. These eternal truths are beyond dispute,
End of the argument.
Woe be in the afterlife to anyone who will dare post anything less than complete agreement with the Divine revelations I have channeled for the good and wellbeinbg of all humanity
Love you guys, even Bapu...
John
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