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Re: I sure wish I could retire at 55... 2014/04/22 17:23:23 (permalink)
I'm retiring as soon as I kick three habits I have that are holding me back...
1.  Sleeping indoors.
2.  Eating at least three times per day.
3.  Visiting the doctor.
Other than that, I'm good to go!

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Re: I sure wish I could retire at 55... 2014/04/23 01:58:01 (permalink)
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I'm retiring as soon as I kick three habits I have that are holding me back...
1.  Sleeping indoors.
2.  Eating at least three times per day.
3.  Visiting the doctor.
Other than that, I'm good to go!


Haha! Shouldn't be long now then, huh?
 
 



 
 
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Re: I sure wish I could retire at 55... 2014/04/24 06:59:37 (permalink)
I just had a chat with the tax office.  I'm still paying tax but I don't have an income as such.
 
All the guy on the 'phone had to offer was...
 
"I can't say fairer than that!"
 
I'm wondering if this is something to do with karma.  I'm currently 'retired' due to ill health but I pay the government a 'pension' due to my previous earnings.
 
How cool is that?  I couldn't have thought up such a scheme myself.

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In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Re: I sure wish I could retire at 55... 2014/04/24 07:08:52 (permalink)

 
JonBouy - you will appreciate this one.  (of course private sector organized crime could include stock brokers, hedge fund managers, bankers, insurance, etc....not just your regular old mafioso types !)

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Re: I sure wish I could retire at 55... 2014/04/24 07:11:19 (permalink)
I am giving up on a 401 K and am thinking about a 420 K plan.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf2GRGSBSV8
 
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