Ham N Egz
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 14:58:11
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2017/05/17 14:59:58
bayoubill
Well wouldn't Ya know it! She wants me to write a will and leave everything to her! WHA?
Last night on the porch she said it. I didn't say anything. Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
What me worry?
RUN FORREST RUN!!!!!!
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michaelhanson
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 15:10:38
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Dude, you need to take care of yourself. Time to get out.
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 15:11:27
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Just in case; here's a picture of my X on a recent trip north. Note the Sweatshirt she bought when she was up there 
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Slugbaby
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 15:14:06
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bayoubill
Well wouldn't Ya know it! She wants me to write a will and leave everything to her! WHA?
Last night on the porch she said it. I didn't say anything. Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
What me worry?
Grab your keys and jacket, and walk out that door. Don't stop, don't turn around, don't say a word. Just GTFO. Find a van by a river, and survive.
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 15:15:30
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craigb
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 15:21:07
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Why does the movie Boxing Helena come to mind? 
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 15:26:01
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You can't make this stuff up
I Am safe until the refinance of the house. It will lower the mortgage substantially and the house will be in both our names even though we aren't married ....and she won't remarry me....... cuz she would loose all her benefits of my military retirement
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 15:32:31
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bayoubill
You can't make this stuff up
I Am safe until the refinance of the house. It will lower the mortgage substantially and the house will be in both our names even though we aren't married ....and she won't remarry me....... cuz she would loose all her benefits of my military retirement
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OHH yea shes a smart one and got it all figured out......
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 16:11:12
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2017/05/17 16:25:06
X to girlfriend: "...sure, I'll have to live with him for a couple of months, but it will be worth it in the end..."  Cue the horror mystery music.
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 16:55:55
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Remember the lady from Texas? I lived with her after the divorce? . . .the one that said she would shoot me if I ever went back to my X?
that scenario is plausible!
" girlfriend to X: "...sure, I'll have to live with him for a couple of months, but it will be worth it in the end..."
lions and tigers and bears!
me worry?
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michaelhanson
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 19:52:38
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That Cherry pie is looking mighty good about now.
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/18 15:57:50
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Bill!
Shirley you can't be cereal????
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/18 17:16:46
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Best "Just In Case" ever ....
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/18 17:28:19
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SteveStrummerUK
Best "Just In Case" ever ....
Oh, Lemmy plays a Bapenbacker. Nais.
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/18 17:47:12
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Beagle
Bill!
Shirley you can't be cereal????
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bapu
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/18 17:48:20
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/05/19 03:28:40
bayoubill
Beagle
Bill!
Shirley you can't be cereal????
And look what happened to her. She died.
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/18 17:49:53
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bapu
SteveStrummerUK
Best "Just In Case" ever ....
Oh, Lemmy played a Bapenbacker. Nais.
Fixed 
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/19 11:54:25
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Yikes Bill...This has REALITY TV written all over it...
Tonight on TBS... "Getting with the X"
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/19 13:26:47
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patm300e
Yikes Bill...This has REALITY TV written all over it...
Tonight on TBS... "Getting with the X"
"He must have not have realized what the X had planned all along..." "Tonight, comments from those that knew Bill and warned him that something was fishy."
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/19 14:27:36
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craigb
"Tonight, comments from those that knew Bill and warned him that something was fishy."
Bill is swimmin' with the fishes?
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/19 15:23:05
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/19 15:57:30
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I'll see you(r) dash and raise you a point . .....Stay tuned for a lot more of "Where the River Flows"
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/20 19:23:38
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2017/05/21 01:51:10
Beepster
Seriously, celibacy is far preferable than bad news chickadoos.
How about going gay for pay?
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/21 01:56:17
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well she helped me buy a Camry today. It looks marvelous. Weird thing is when it was over the car was in her name but it's my car!
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/21 02:24:43
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She who controls the toys...
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/22 14:03:18
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it would be just my luck that after spending all my money fixing up my X's house getting a new car and transferring to a joint bank account I would kick off and she'd wind up with everything in the end anyway.
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/22 14:59:46
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2017/05/22 15:29:00
bayoubill
it would be just my luck that after spending all my money fixing up my X's house getting a new car and transferring to a joint bank account I would kick off and she'd wind up with everything in the end anyway.
Unless you make a will and leave everything to me.
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/22 15:29:25
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i forgot she wants me to do that
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/22 21:10:50
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My new car 
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/22 21:12:37
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well it's picture I found. Mine is celestial grey with very tinted windshield and black interior. Loaded
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