bayoubill
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Just In Case
I Am reporting this just in case I drop off the map and or disappear. I found the title to my car in my X's purse. On her phewn she text her best friend asking if she wanted my car. It's still in the garage! How long I don't know but as long as it's there I can get away if needed! I Am like Steve's avatar. Eyes shifting here then there. Just in case
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/13 19:22:44
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☄ Helpfulby jude77 2017/05/16 19:11:08
As soon as I saw you post that you'd reconnected with her (after all the horror stories) I knew it would not end well.
Seriously, celibacy is far preferable than bad news chickadoos.
And really... if shiz is goin' down just call the cops. Don't get yerself in any fuzzanky situations. I had a friend get himself tossed in jail (and he was NOT a jail ready dood) for thinking he could handle his nasty ex's shenanigans on his own.
You just got your life sorted again. Enjoy and don't let others (or yourself) blow it for you. Please.
Good luck.
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/13 20:00:45
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Justin Case is a good name for a lawyer.
I'd have him on speed dial if I were you!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/14 18:27:55
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Will her friend get the river too?
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/14 19:38:29
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Maybe she wants to buy you a new car for Mother's Day?
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/14 19:43:16
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Oh, Billy
We're sorry
We're worried
Won't you come on hoome...
seriously you clumb duck... don't drop a thread like this then disappear.
you best not be in the pokey (or something equally as stewpid), young man.
:-/
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/15 15:12:45
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you clumb duck Thank you so very much! It's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day....or was that Bapu? I was just sayin .... that my car was given away. BUT as Bapu predicted I WAS taken to several car dealerships with her ON MOTHER's DAY to look for me a brand new car She wants me to get an Toyota Odessey but I liked the Highlander or Rav 4. Way better than being: 
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/15 15:14:58
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2017/05/15 15:18:21
Toyota doesn't make the Odessey. Honda does. Toyota makes a Sienna. Oddly, though they look pretty much alike,
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/15 15:16:15
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Oh yeah! Now I remember! We went to several places. Rav 4 makes mre sense to me cuz of the gas milage
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/15 15:17:45
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/05/15 15:23:40
mre - I meant to do that 
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/15 15:40:05
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And the paranoid imagination of Beepster strikes again.
NOW who's the clumb duck?
oof
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/15 15:57:52
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☄ Helpfulby Beepster 2017/05/15 21:25:24
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/15 16:14:19
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I'll still keep my eye on her! She wants to fatten me up and gain weight. Sounds just like Hansel and Gretel. She wants me to eat this Louisiana Stew for supper  For some reason she got pretty mad when I called her my girlfriend too
post edited by bayoubill - 2017/05/15 21:21:02
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/15 21:23:01
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is it me oar dew most kars lok alike. I went from lot to lot butt didn't see much design in change.
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/15 21:33:17
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☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2017/05/16 15:58:55
So... what exactly is goin' on here, oh Billy 'O' teh Bayou?
Is she buying you a new car? Is she helping you buy yerself a new car? Why is yer old car being given to a third party? Is this "X" a good one or one who ripped you into pieces first go 'round?
Paranoid (and concerned) minds want to know.
Related: I'd personally recommend trying to find a hybrid but then again the local Lousianarns, er... Lousianites... (er... Lou's) might pick on ya.
Now I ain't no car talkin' (or even drivin') dood but those Ravs (IIRC) are pretty peppy and capable beasts. If it's got the lower gas/per mile then that likely is a good choice.
Just make sure it's got fold down back seats in case you need to take up residence down by the river again.
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/16 01:00:37
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Instead of waiting until "after" to get Bill's property (like last time), she's starting right off taking it? Bill doesn't care as much this time, 'cause he's older and just going with the flow? 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/16 05:31:20
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☼ Best Answerby bayoubill 2017/05/16 15:59:33
If your "X" girlfriend wants to buy you a new car . . . . . . then you've got game. and hold out for what you truly want . . .  1977 Ford Pinto "Country Squire"
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/16 11:27:21
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I want to be an optomist
but
you cannot teach an old dawg new tricks
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/16 12:59:13
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/16 13:08:30
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/16 13:10:09
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I've written a few songs lately about being attracted to crazy women (both myself and friends with similar tastes).
Bill- I might have to add your name to the dedication section of my next album, you might be winning for "craziest woman."
Good luck!
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/16 13:15:05
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Slugbaby
I've written a few songs lately about being attracted to crazy women (both myself and friends with similar tastes).
Bill- I might have to add your name to the dedication section of my next album, you might be winning for "craziest woman."
Good luck!
Bill should be extremely happy.........finally an "honorable mention"
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/16 14:57:27
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☄ Helpfulby Beagle 2017/05/16 15:02:43
Beagle
craigb
Justin Case is a good name for a lawyer.
I'd have him on speed dial if I were you!
how about a Private Detective?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095420/
Wow, I can't believe George Carlin was in a Disney movie!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/16 16:33:37
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2017/05/16 16:43:26
I can't believe I have an honourable mention
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 07:35:27
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bayoubill
I can't believe I have an honourable mention
Whoa! How did that happen??? 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 10:02:34
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I might have to add your name to the dedication section of my next album, you might be winning for "craziest woman."
You made my day Matt!
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 11:19:12
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craigb
Wow, I can't believe George Carlin was in a Disney movie!
I can't believe George Carlin was on a Kids show!
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 12:36:09
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bayoubill
I might have to add your name to the dedication section of my next album, you might be winning for "craziest woman."
You made my day Matt!
With my past, and my circle of friends, winning this is truly an achievement.
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 13:49:18
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Slugbaby
I've written a few songs lately about being attracted to crazy women (both myself and friends with similar tastes).
Bill- I might have to add your name to the dedication section of my next album, you might be winning for "craziest woman."
Good luck!
lettuce hope the mention will NOT be posthumously
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bayoubill
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Re: Just In Case
2017/05/17 14:48:59
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Well wouldn't Ya know it! She wants me to write a will and leave everything to her! WHA?
Last night on the porch she said it. I didn't say anything. Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
What me worry?
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