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2016/05/13 14:13:03 (permalink)

My house smells like a baby diaper!

Does anyone vape?  It's really big here in Portland so I thought I would give up tobacco and try it.  But it makes my house stink (worse than cigarettes).  Where am I gonna bring my dates?
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 14:18:31 (permalink)
Oh it's not bad till its' 

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 14:19:57 (permalink)
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Does anyone vape?  It's really big here in Portland so I thought I would give up tobacco and try it.  But it makes my house stink (worse than cigarettes).  Where am I gonna bring my dates?




You date real women? wow  I can't even remember how...............
 

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 14:20:58 (permalink)
Bill, I'm the token gay here
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 14:26:16 (permalink)
honourable mention?
 
I can't even talk one into getting in my car  much less get her to go on a date 
I call them on the phone!

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 14:33:01 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/05/13 14:55:28
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Bill, I'm the token gay here




NEVER! OMG!!!!
 
NO WAY!!!
 
I'm shocked! How could anyone have guessed that!? You've only mentioned it once..or twice...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
...every day...
 
 

 
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 14:49:47 (permalink)
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Does anyone vape?  It's really big here in Portland so I thought I would give up tobacco and try it.  But it makes my house stink (worse than cigarettes).  Where am I gonna bring my dates?




I'm in year 4 post-smokes.  I chew nicotine gum because my wife says it makes me a better person.  I've not tried vaping ... don't really want to.
 
Maybe try the gum.
 
I can't imagine any date, male or female, getting in the mood with diaper aroma floating around.
 
Turns out nicotine is a bit of a wonder drug when isolated from tobacco:
http://discovermagazine.com/2014/march/13-nicotine-fix
 
True story - When I quit smoking my blood chemistry went nuts.  After 12 to 18 months, I started chewing the gum and my chemistry has returned to normal.  Plus I'm easier to be around

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 14:52:22 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2016/05/13 15:11:55
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 My house smells like a baby diaper! 
 



 
 


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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 15:00:18 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2016/05/13 15:29:27
I can still grunt, wimper etc.! and I carry clothes pins for the smell 
 
 
I quit smoking over 100 years ago. Undoubtedly the best thing I did for myself. Wouldn't you know it. A year later I got throat cancer. 
 
I'm not exaggerating. It took 5 full years without a cig or gum to beat it. I was pretty hard to get along with but I got better. Now I'm kinda OK to get along with 
 
It's my personality and looks in my way now. I tried sign language with the ladies but that only got me slapped. Apparently I did it wrong 
 

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 15:59:00 (permalink)
Here you go.....a sure recipe to get hot chicks!!
 


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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 16:05:07 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/05/13 16:27:32
I don't really crave smoking.  It's not difficult for me to not smoke.
 
OTOH, I would really enjoy a pot of rich, black coffee with a plate of bacon cooked just so and a cigarette about 3 feet long.  I always really enjoyed those flavors together.
 
One real down side about quitting smoking is that it's easier for people to tell when I need a shower.

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 18:19:20 (permalink)
My roommate vapes and I don't even notice it (and I'm a non-smoker who would DEFINITELY notice it if it stank).  I can always tell when he lights up the 420 though.

 
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 18:30:27 (permalink)
We (my wife and me) stopped smoking indoors a bit over two years ago. On a cold (Norwegian) winters night, I miss it, but love the clean smell (or lack of) inside the house / apartment.
As to my digital smoking friends, I tell them that I am still in the "analog domain"
 
 

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 19:57:47 (permalink)
You have to laugh at smokers, because regardless of how old they are you know the only reason they started was because they wanted to look grown up in front of their friends and then it got out of hand and they couldn't stop. I would say that's the story behind 99% of smokers. It certainly was with me and everyone I knew who smoked. We started down the park because we thought it made us look older, and then before you knew it we were gripped by the habit. 
 
I was a pretty heavy smoker until the age of 22 and then I just stopped, completely cold turkey. It's surprisingly easy if you go into it with the right attitude, which is to get yourself in the frame of mind where not smoking is the feeling you crave. Smoking is a physical act, and so is not smoking. You just switch it around. After a few days you get so pleased with yourself for having gotten that far that you meditate on how disappointed you would be if you threw all that effort away. That's how it worked for me, and I really couldn't understand all the fuss people make about not being able to quit, it just seems so pathetic and defeatist. 
 
I have to laugh when I see kids in their early 20's vaping on the street. It looks truly ridiculous. Either they're doing it to quit smoking, in which case they're just substituting one mental crutch for another, or they're doing it because it's become "cool," which I wouldn't even begin to try and understand. Then again, I can't even wrap my head around skinny jeans. 

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 20:40:43 (permalink)
I started because I read Nietzsche!
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/13 20:47:19 (permalink)
Nietzsche is dead.

 
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/14 04:08:33 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby michaelhanson 2016/05/14 15:58:52
Me & the Mrs dumped analog cigs about 4 years ago and switched to e-cigs due to health issues with ..well smoking.
 
Since I make my own "juice" we went from > $100 a week for cigs to < $10 a week.
Health issues have been resolved as a result.
 
I don't have the recipe for Baby Diaper, but Strawberry Cheesecake is one we go with a lot. 
 

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/14 12:32:43 (permalink)

My house smells like a baby diaper!

 
UUnfortunate juxtaposition?
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/FindPost/3415629
 
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/14 14:28:29 (permalink)
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My house smells like a baby diaper!

 
UUnfortunate juxtaposition?
 
http://forum.cakewalk.com/FindPost/3415629
 


Dude, Really?
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/14 16:08:40 (permalink)
Like you didn't see that coming? 
 
(Oh wait, you were probably turned away - nevermind.  )

 
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/18 22:24:10 (permalink)
I have NO CLUE why Stevestrummer is so fascinated by me. :D Cuz I'm a nappy headed ho.
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/19 08:16:17 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Beagle 2016/05/19 08:36:37
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/19 08:48:39 (permalink)
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Where's Bobby when you really need him?




Talking to himself, here;
 
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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/19 09:04:17 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2016/05/19 09:43:08
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I have NO CLUE why Stevestrummer is so fascinated by me. :D Cuz I'm a nappy headed ho.




I'm sure it has nothing at all to do with you dropping in, waving your flag around to get as much attention as you could get. 
 
Well, now you have it!!

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/19 09:10:18 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/05/19 09:48:53


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LOL!

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/19 10:28:16 (permalink)
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I have NO CLUE why Stevestrummer is so fascinated by me. :D Cuz I'm a nappy headed ho.




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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/19 10:30:29 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/05/19 10:49:48
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Does anyone vape?  It's really big here in Portland so I thought I would give up tobacco and try it.  But it makes my house stink (worse than cigarettes).  Where am I gonna bring my dates?




I'm in year 4 post-smokes.  I chew nicotine gum because my wife says it makes me a better person.  I've not tried vaping ... don't really want to.
 
Maybe try the gum.
 
I can't imagine any date, male or female, getting in the mood with diaper aroma floating around.
 
Turns out nicotine is a bit of a wonder drug when isolated from tobacco:
http://discovermagazine.com/2014/march/13-nicotine-fix
 
True story - When I quit smoking my blood chemistry went nuts.  After 12 to 18 months, I started chewing the gum and my chemistry has returned to normal.  Plus I'm easier to be around


Hey, ditto!
 
Been chewing the old gum for about 4 years now and don't have the slightest intention to vape, or whatever they call it.

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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/19 11:06:17 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/05/19 13:19:20
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I have NO CLUE why Stevestrummer is so fascinated by me. :D Cuz I'm a nappy headed ho.




It's kinda hard to comment on men opening umbrellas all the time ... 


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Re: My house smells like a baby diaper! 2016/05/19 13:00:43 (permalink)
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