Jonbouy
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:00:18
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Billy just paused midway through "Take me to the river" to say that he was offended by this current series of posts in this thread. He tried to draw me into an argument, but I wouldn't be baited.
Now you've got me hooked.
Don't try and worm your way out of it.
I'll calculate the net costs then?
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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bapu
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:01:16
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Jonbouy
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Billy just paused midway through "Take me to the river" to say that he was offended by this current series of posts in this thread. He tried to draw me into an argument, but I wouldn't be baited.
Now you've got me hooked.
Don't try and worm your way out of it.
I'll calculate the net costs then?
I'm seeing holes in that plan already.
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Jonbouy
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:02:53
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OK I'll admit I'm floundering.
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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bapu
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:04:19
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OK I'll admit I'm floundering.
That kind of low thinking for you. Feeling like a bass?
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:05:42
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All I know is that I don't want to be that guy on the shark fishing trip everyone calls "Chum". I'm just saying...
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bapu
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:06:47
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All I know is that I don't want to be that guy on the shark fishing trip everyone calls "Chum". I'm just saying...
Yeah that would be (orange) roughy!
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:08:01
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Cod we change the subject.....
Incidentally, did you know I sell balloons for 10p each, or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
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MNorman
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:08:22
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You probably wouldn't even taste funny
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:08:40
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That's easy for you to say, sitting up there on your perch.
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bapu
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:08:58
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Cod we change the subject.....
Incidentally, did you know I sell balloons for 10p each, or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
Sounds like hot air balloons to me. WHAT!?
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bapu
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:10:53
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Speaking of fish; every time I sea bass, I want one. And I usually get it.
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CA$H DAWG
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:11:11
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This particular thread has usurped being, in a flaccid sort of way, grossly un-funny and has taken a venue that I find rather disturbing in a muso-erotic fashion. To ponder the ramifications of any further circular logic pertinent to this point being taken has, in one alarming fashion, become the clarion call of the denizens of this establishment and furthermore, gilding the lilly. I am alarmed at the voracity that was exhibited when a seeming innocuous initial genteel post was ravaged beyound recognition. The fish pun by our eastern neighbour was funny, however.
post edited by CA$H DAWG - 2011/04/04 17:12:59
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CA$H DAWG
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:12:22
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Ahh I see the fish pun gave rise to a plethora of aquatic repartee's
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bapu
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:12:40
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CRA$H (the party) DAWG!
Howz u ben?
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MNorman
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:13:51
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An initial genteel post was ravaged? Isn't that a TOS violation?
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CA$H DAWG
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:14:36
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Greeting to you good sire Bapu, I am fairing rather well , as one of my proclivity may do so under my current socio- economic conditions .
Thank for for inquiring as to my health and welfare. I hope all is swimmingly well with you ?
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:19:52
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Straummy: "Hey Edwidge - I bought some steroids, but they have some bad side effects. I've grown an extra p***s!"
Bapsi: "Anabolic?"
Straummy: "No, just a p***s."
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:20:57
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...And Ca$h Dawg gets the net.
We've been schooled.
[takes self out of the room for a sound thrashing]
[/early metallica]
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CA$H DAWG
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:29:39
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Kind sire Bubba, it was not my intention to "School", as you say, this fine group of fellow raconteurs, your self, of course ,included.
Hasten not to administer your punishment, for you of all people, have a genteel heart and are a gentlemen beyound reproach..
I feel that sometimes, as wont in a a school of young masters, that the headmaster has to sternly lecture the young ruffians without applying the board.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:33:03
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How do you circumcise a whale?
With Four Skin Divers.
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bapu
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:33:34
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SteveStrummerUK
Straummy: "Hey Edwidge - I bought some steroids, but they have some bad side effects. I've grown an extra p***s!"
Bapsi: "Anabolic?"
Straummy: "No, just a p***s."
LSHp**...... wait that is just not right!!! 
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:41:17
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Sometimes, life throws you a curve ball and you just don't know enough about baseball to finish the metaphor...
(no, that's it, really)
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:42:46
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...And with Sir Straummy's post, I think we've reached the tail end of this chapter of this thread. Thank you all for coming. Please tip your waitresses. It amuses the busbouys.
Next time on, "Descent into Oblivion", Bapu wonders why Mooch hasn't returned his wetsuit. Beagle reconsiders his use of the "You're Awesome" line in his avatar after reading some of this thread. Meanwhile, Jonbouy finally meets the Nigerian Prince who inspired his Currency Exchange business. All this, and more, when we return!
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bapu
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:49:03
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So Bubba, the royalty checks have been mailed then?
You already used the "no profits" ruse on the last thread.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:51:12
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The wife was having a go at me. "Life's just one big joke to you, isn't it."
"I don't know what you mean. Sit down, luv, and let's talk about it."
That's when I pulled her chair away.
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:54:12
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My ex-wife used to say I didn't listen to her.
Or something like that...
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:55:46
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I put some body spray on last night, but I only managed to pull Anne Robinson.
It must have been the weakest Lynx.
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bapu
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 17:56:01
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My ex wife said I had a bad memory. Or was that my first girlfriend? 
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 18:10:01
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My wife said she's leaving me, because I'm reckless and keep taking stupid risks.
I think that's what she said anyway...
...I was shaving my knackers with a chainsaw at the time
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bapu
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Re:Posting on Forums
2011/04/04 18:11:15
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Talking bullocks again mate?
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