Moshkiae
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 10:59:52
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bayoubill
She's good looking and very well off and I Am well ....you know. She's been sending me E-mails hinting at going to her Cabin in the country. There was something about me being able to drive a tractor. I'm not sure what she means by that. I think she 's too good for me. What would you do? discuss.....
Bill ... I don't like moralizing ... but if you have to worry about her being a lawyer, instead of a person that is worthwhile spending time with ... I would say ... it's time to go home! It is, in the end, your choice, and it should not matter whatever she does or is or is not. The old proverb used to say that if you want to have a future with a woman with a past, you have to start with the present. You decide, because any comment or idea that any of us here state goes out the door when John Thomas stands up anyway! Logic is a beautiful thing when it is lost in 3 seconds!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 11:05:15
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You decide, because any comment or idea that any of us here state goes out the door when John Thomas stands up anyway! An important point beautifully expressed there Pedro.
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Moshkiae
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 11:14:14
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Jonbouy
You decide, because any comment or idea that any of us here state goes out the door when John Thomas stands up anyway!
An important point beautifully expressed there Pedro.
Keeping it clean, and dry, was the hard part ... of course!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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57Gregy
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 11:37:46
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Is she a woman? Then what's the problem?
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 12:04:41
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57Gregy
Is she a woman? Then what's the problem?
Mebbe she didn't used to be ?
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 12:55:16
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I don't know Bill....that tractor part seems like work and ya know
what they say about lawyers.
I'd go for it. :)
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 13:41:05
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Karyn
How did she learn to be a divorce lawyer? At collage or through experience?
An excellent point and something worth investigating I'd say!
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/10 09:29:00
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Lawyer - "Welcome to my cabin in the woods."
Bill - "Looks nice."
Lawyer - "I go out here to hunt. Do you like hunting, Bill?"
Bill - "I'm game!"
Lawyer - "You certainly are..."
Bill - "What?"
Lawyer - "Never mind. Are you a fast runner, Bill?"
Bill - "If I have to be, I guess."
Lawyer - "I bought you a special hat. Would you wear it for me?"
Bill - "Sure! Hey, it's a hat with antlers!"
Lawyer - "Why don't you put it on and we'll go outside?"
Bill - "Ok. How do I look?"
Lawyer - "Go stand about 100 yards away through those trees over there. I want to see how it looks through this scope."
Bill - "Wow! That's a really big rifle."
Lawyer - "Let's see how fast you can run, Bill. Run..."
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bayoubill
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/10 10:06:32
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/10 10:48:32
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UbiquitousBubba
Lawyer - "Welcome to my cabin in the woods."
Bill - "Looks nice."
Lawyer - "I go out here to hunt. Do you like hunting, Bill?"
Bill - "I'm game!"
Lawyer - "You certainly are..."
Bill - "What?"
Lawyer - "Never mind. Are you a fast runner, Bill?"
Bill - "If I have to be, I guess."
Lawyer - "I bought you a special hat. Would you wear it for me?"
Bill - "Sure! Hey, it's a hat with antlers!"
Lawyer - "Why don't you put it on and we'll go outside?"
Bill - "Ok. How do I look?"
Lawyer - "Go stand about 100 yards away through those trees over there. I want to see how it looks through this scope."
Bill - "Wow! That's a really big rifle."
Lawyer - "Let's see how fast you can run, Bill. Run..."
Her last name isn't Chaney is it?
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Moshkiae
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/10 15:44:00
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Hi,
Goodness ... how many points was that Bill?
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/10 16:20:27
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The basic question Bill, is do you have a bunch of better offers on the table?
Regards, John I want to make it clear that I am an Eedjit. I have no direct, or indirect, knowledge of business, the music industry, forum threads or the meaning of life. I know about amps. WIN 10 Pro X64, I7-3770k 16 gigs, ASUS Z77 pro, AMD 7950 3 gig, Steinberg UR44, A-Pro 500, Sonar Platinum, KRK Rokit 6
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/10 16:55:00
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ampfixer
The basic question Bill, is do you have a bunch of better offers on the table?
Or, to start even slower, do you have a table? 
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bayoubill
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/10 23:24:32
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I CAN'T GET THAT BUG OFF MY SCREEN!
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craigb
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/11 03:29:40
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It's not a bug, it's a "feature."
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/12 21:26:08
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Make sure you get pre-nup. lol
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/12 21:35:03
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Dang this thread has an infestation. I was going to say if they are called Antlers why do deer wear them? Get off me you dern bugs.... * Hehe got one (The Bouy is not responsible for any graphics represented on this post. They are supplied at the whim of Craigb (I doubt that is his real name though). Thank you for your understanding)
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/05/13 20:09:52
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/13 02:30:09
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I'm such a card. 
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craigb
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/13 19:25:56
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And the Bouy hasn't even noticed yet!
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/13 19:36:19
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craigb
And the Bouy hasn't even noticed yet!
Nope I haven't. I'm a thick card.
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craigb
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/13 19:38:40
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The clue is... When you use someone else's graphics you have to hope they won't change the link to something else!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bayoubill
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/13 19:42:08
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Of coarse there's an apology coming to Craig for letting me become infested!
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/13 19:47:18
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craigb
The clue is... When you use someone else's graphics you have to hope they won't change the link to something else!
I'm still seeing ants. Should I be worried?
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/13 19:51:59
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Yup, I should be worried. I just cleared my cache you rotter... I demand to have my bugs returned! It's guys like you that take all the fun out of bandwidth theft... 
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/05/13 19:59:40
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/13 20:02:14
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You REALLY should have seen the first graphic! Then again, it's probably better that you didn't... The man with the goose was a safer choice. Hehe...
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/13 20:11:01
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/19 11:11:27
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I just got an e-mail from her. The lawyer I mean. Wow ! I gave her my phone number and we've been sending short notes to each other. Nothing much but almost every day. Well she sent me an e-mail saying she's trying to get up the courage to call me. Can you guys believe that? I can't imagine her needing courage to do anything! I don't know what to thing of the e-mail. I didn't expect that . What does it mean? Where do I go? What do I do? Why is my neighbor picking all my flowers?!
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/19 11:16:00
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bayoubill
I just got an e-mail from her. The lawyer I mean. Wow ! I gave her my phone number and we've been sending short notes to each other. Nothing much but almost every day. Well she sent me an e-mail saying she's trying to get up the courage to call me. Can you guys believe that? I can't imagine her needing courage to do anything! I don't know what to thing of the e-mail. I didn't expect that . What does it mean? Where do I go? What do I do? Why is my neighbor picking all my flowers?!
It sounds like a hint. Maybe you should call her.
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bayoubill
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/19 11:24:15
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But I don't have HER phone number. She's too smart for that!
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bayoubill
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/19 11:28:19
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Oh Yeah! I just wanted to say how Sonar is helping me cope with current events by utilizing the mechanics of it to work out complex issues of musical expression and the execution of various recording techniques!
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