bayoubill
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Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
She's good looking and very well off and I Am well ....you know. She's been sending me E-mails hinting at going to her Cabin in the country. There was something about me being able to drive a tractor. I'm not sure what she means by that. I think she 's too good for me. What would you do? discuss.....
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 17:20:54
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hmmmmmm you can operate machinery,can't you? If she is a good lawyer she might be a b**l buster, so tread carefully...
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 17:29:09
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why is this adults only?
sorry if im off topic?
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 17:31:13
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chuckebaby
why is this adults only?
sorry if im off topic?
'cause minors ought not have experience of dating divorce lawyers?
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 17:32:15
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I think she 's too good for me. Nah, no such woman exists.
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 17:40:56
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SOOO ask her why she is single......
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 17:54:34
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Date ? - Why not ?
Marry ? You really need to ask ? ;)
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 17:55:01
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Do you like her? Does seeing her make you happy? Yes or no? Nothing else matters. What she does, her own relationship problems in the past, etc., have no baring. You are a different guy. If you think she is too good for you, think again. That sort of thinking will become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Just be yourself.
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bayoubill
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 18:16:07
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Good question Joe! Why is she still single? I haven't asked her about her past.
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 18:20:31
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bayoubill
Good question Joe! Why is she still single? I haven't asked her about her past.
what makes you think she's still single if she's a divorce lawyer? 
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 18:55:48
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bayoubill
She's good looking and very well off and I Am well ....you know. She's been sending me E-mails hinting at going to her Cabin in the country. There was something about me being able to drive a tractor. I'm not sure what she means by that. I think she 's too good for me. What would you do? discuss.....
Heck yeah. Enjoy yourself. But if it starts to get serious, one word of advice: pre-nup!
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 19:06:58
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Well, if you did marry and then divorce you could just hire her to represent you and let her go crazy trying to outscrew herself.,
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 21:22:26
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She's not too good for you--and it could be fun finding out if you two are compatible. Wait just a little bit before you ask about her past. That stuff will come up in good time. Just enjoy yourselves for a little while before you worry about getting serious. Good luck.
post edited by Old55 - 2012/05/09 08:30:56
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 23:18:46
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Maybe she just wants you to plow her field? 
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 23:26:07
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Divorce lawyers need slaves love too...
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bayoubill
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 23:26:20
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Mike, I didn't think of that!  Old55 I can only be myself! The difference between my car and her car is scary to me. Monetarily I mean.
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 23:55:58
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Try to raise some hard love...Get out your pitch fork...Poke her hay.
Scratch in her henhouse...Sniff at her feedbag...Slip out her back door...and leave your spray.
Hose down her barn door...bother her livestock...they know what you need.
Work up a hot sweat...crouch in her pea patch...plow through her beanfield...plant your seed.
That's the best advice I can give ya, ol pal.
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/08 23:56:04
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I'd be careful when your fantasy life starts
blending seamlessly into your working life.
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 01:22:39
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the best advise anyone could give is. go. enjoy yourself. see what happens. the money thing. forget it. she probably has. Meaning, it don't mean a thing to her. either she want you to work or she want your company. enjoy it all!! no worries!!!
post edited by guitarmikeh - 2012/05/09 04:37:54
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 02:50:19
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chuckebaby
why is this adults only?
sorry if im off topic?
'cause minors ought not have experience of dating divorce lawyers?
i see. but bill,go for it man,you only live once.
post edited by chuckebaby - 2012/05/09 02:51:22
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 06:19:54
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How did she learn to be a divorce lawyer? At collage or through experience?
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 06:45:45
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I married one!
Best thing I ever did in this life.
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 08:35:02
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bayoubill
Mike, I didn't think of that!
Old55 I can only be myself! The difference between my car and her car is scary to me. Monetarily I mean.
You can be someone else--if she's into role-playing.  Don't worry about the car, someone's ex- paid for it.
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 08:57:47
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yorolpal
Try to raise some hard love...Get out your pitch fork...Poke her hay.
Scratch in her henhouse...Sniff at her feedbag...Slip out her back door...and leave your spray.
Hose down her barn door...bother her livestock...they know what you need.
Work up a hot sweat...crouch in her pea patch...plow through her beanfield...plant your seed.
That's the best advice I can give ya, ol pal.
ever try double entrendes much?
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 09:00:53
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I think only a stupid face would marry a divorce lawyer. Date one may be ok
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 09:43:11
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You calling me a stupid face?
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 09:47:38
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You calling me a stupid face?
It's a term of endearment when it comes from Mooch...
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 09:51:34
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Anyway Bill no need to overawed by her career. She's hoping she's going to be dating a guitar god after all. She's prolly hanging out on another forum with her buddies going "OMG I can't believe it, he's a complete dish AND he's a proper muso! What do I do?"
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/05/09 09:55:43
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 10:12:14
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If your as interested "Go for it!!!" I cant live off of "What Ifs?", Lifes to short, hang with it like you have nothing and see where it goes while having a BLAST together. If its meant to be, worry about the particulars when its time to get serious
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Re:For Adults Only: Should I date A Divorce Lawyer?
2012/05/09 10:32:21
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ROFLMAF!
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