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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:53:52
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How do you take worlds water (sea) out of the atmosphere
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DFusion
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:53:56
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:54:08
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars.
During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent."
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:54:25
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ORIGINAL: Frank Haas
how about a 1st practice for the free S7 at 1049 posts ?
I have to verify my tactics..
That's what we're all here for really ain't it - I mean who cares what it'll do - we want it, whatever it is, for free!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:54:55
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cmusicmaker, JohnnyPhilko, markheath, Frank Haas, Wiz, adimatis, DFusion, harmony gardens, Saintom, edgar54, My Favorites, auricle, Mickey Blue Eyes (currently viewing this thread)
Star in... the long awaited AUDIO +MIDI hosts blockbuster Epic...
Sonar 7 [the search for the list of new features]
A Cakewalk production Directed by Cakewalk Marketing.
Distributed by Roland / Edirol
At Cinemas everywhere as soon as we hit 5999 posts!
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Frank Haas
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:55:04
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smaller posts guys.. smaller posts 
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:55:44
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ORIGINAL: Frank Haas
how about a 1st practice for the free S7 at 1049 posts ?
I have to verify my tactics..
Go ahead... if you're man enough....
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2007/09/18 04:56:08
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ORIGINAL: Frank Haas
smaller posts guys.. smaller posts
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:56:09
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Two peanuts were walking thru the park...
one was a salted...
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cmusicmaker
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:56:12
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yepp.. I just want it cause it's free.. always standing in 1st row for giveaways... lol
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auricle
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:56:19
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A guy walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only cling-film underpants. The psychiatrist said, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts'."
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:56:53
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The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:57:01
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How can you tell that there's a drummer at your front door?
The knocking gets faster and faster.
How can you tell that there's a vocalist at your front door?
She forgot the key and doesn't know when to come in.
How can you tell that there's an accordionist at your front door?
He doesn't stop knocking even after you answer.
How do you know when a trombone player is at your front door?
The doorbell drags.
How do you know when there's a banjo player at your door?
His hat says "Domino's".
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Frank Haas
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:57:14
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good boy !
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:57:26
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ORIGINAL: cmusicmaker
ORIGINAL: Frank Haas
smaller posts guys.. smaller posts
Sorry...good point..
+1
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:57:57
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What we need is one of those snipers like on e-bay to remotely grab the right post
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:58:27
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What do you call a musician who doesn't have a girl friend?
Homeless!
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auricle
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:58:45
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"What do you call a woman who can balance four pints of beer on her head?
Beatrix
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keith
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:58:53
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Page 35 reminder: http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.asp?m=1150623&mpage=9#1151265 - Post 5998 gets free "SONAR 7 Power!" book courtesy of me.
- Post 5999 gets free SONAR 7 Producer Edition autographed by Greg Hendershott courtesy of Cakewalk marketing -- pretty good deal!!!
Post 6000 gives the Cakewalk forum community the SONAR 7 feature list courtesy of the Cakewalk marketing crew!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:59:04
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Some sort of post generator macro would be nice...
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Wiz
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:59:07
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A long time ago came a man on a track
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Twigman
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
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ORIGINAL: My Favorites
I will call for pizza...
anchovies,olives & capers for me
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keith
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 04:59:57
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I will call for pizza...
Should I give you my home address first?
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daniel24672
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 05:00:04
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ORIGINAL: Wiz
A long time ago came a man on a track
and????
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Wiz
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 05:00:08
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walking thirty miles with a sack on his back
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Frank Haas
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 05:00:12
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Dire Straits.. private investigation ?
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ORIGINAL: cmusicmaker
Some sort of post generator macro would be nice...
Yeah that one... Macro can do this..!!!
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Twigman
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine
2007/09/18 05:00:52
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Frank - you missed it 1049
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