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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:01:13 (permalink)
argh.. myfavorites reached to 1049..
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:01:20 (permalink)
A blonde was pulled over by a policeman, because she was zig-zagging all over the road, and he asked her 'what do you think you are doing?' She said I swerved because there was a tree in front of me and then there was another one on the other side, they just kept appearing. The policeman looked into the car and said "that is your air freshener!!!"
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:01:20 (permalink)
telegraph road...

ok game time...name this tune the lyric is from...

to make records with a mobile....
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:01:31 (permalink)

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I will call for pizza...


Should I give you my home address first?


I'll have Gorgonzola cheese on mine thanks
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:01:44 (permalink)
just under 5000 to go
where are all the spammers when you need them?
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Frank - you missed it 1049

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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:02:16 (permalink)
yeah.. I was distracted..
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:02:33 (permalink)
36 pages already!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:02:38 (permalink)
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks, "What if I swallow it?" "No problem, son," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.

"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your tits," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"

At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra.

The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.

"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."

Again she said no and again he persuaded her.

This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.

The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in. "Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:03:01 (permalink)
A blonde is standing in front of a soda machine outside a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.

She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button. Suddenly, a coke comes out the machine!

She continues to do this until a man waiting to use the machine becomes impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever you are doing?"

The blonde turns around and says, "No chance! I'm not giving up this machine while I'm winning!"
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:03:23 (permalink)
cock robin, is the answer...whats the question...8)
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:03:25 (permalink)

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I will call for pizza...


Should I give you my home address first?


I'll have Gorgonzola cheese on mine thanks


Muhahahaha And cakewalk should pay that
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:04:15 (permalink)

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argh.. myfavorites reached to 1049..


Slow on the draw, Tex. If you lived in the untamed American West 170 years ago, that'd make you a dead man. Of course, you wouldn't be posting here either, so I don't know what my point is exactly...
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:04:37 (permalink)
Question: What do you call an Arab dairy farmer?

A milk Sheikh
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:04:39 (permalink)
sonar 7 better be good!

8)
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:04:52 (permalink)
o.k. 5:00 a.m. for me, gotta go... I always read these threads that are funny and go on and on about nothing (I know this has a mission, I think) You guys are a riot and keep up the good work... Will check here tomorrow....
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:04:54 (permalink)
Bump
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:05:44 (permalink)
how much wood, could a wood chuck chuck...
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:06:45 (permalink)
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:07:25 (permalink)
So many members...so few posts
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:07:34 (permalink)
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "do you realize that you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds, "Arr, it's drivin me nuts."
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:07:45 (permalink)
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:07:48 (permalink)
how is it that the earth is banana shaped?
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:08:16 (permalink)
I gotta rest fora couple too...

Could somebody keep posting the reminder every page or two?

Page 36 reminder: http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.asp?m=1150623&mpage=9#1151265

  • Post 5998 gets free "SONAR 7 Power!" book courtesy of forum member "keith".

  • Post 5999 gets free SONAR 7 Producer Edition autographed by Greg Hendershott courtesy of Cakewalk marketing -- pretty good deal!!!


Post 6000 gives the Cakewalk forum community the SONAR 7 feature list courtesy of the Cakewalk marketing crew!
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:08:42 (permalink)

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telegraph road...

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Smoke on the Water
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:08:46 (permalink)
Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
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RE: Disappointed in Sonar 7 ad in "EQ" magazine 2007/09/18 05:08:51 (permalink)
take 2 eggs and beat till fluffy
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