Jonbouy


Anyway, who is this 'The Coffee House Band' bloke, and does post count not matter to him?

This is the internetzwebtubezthingy, how can you be so sure that 'The Coffee House Band' is a he?
 

Back to this The Coffee House Band 'suspicious' post about some new undertaking.

When can we expect to be informed of this epic masterpiece little ditty's release date?

Bapu trying to keep a thread on track and hijack free in the coffee house...     I've seen it all now.








(or have I?)

bapu

Karyn


Bapu trying to keep a thread on track and hijack free in the coffee house...     I've seen it all now.








(or have I?)

OMG, let's hope you've not seen it all. That has brought grown men to laughter and women to tears.

There are places even I refuse to look.

bapu

Karyn

bapu

Karyn


Bapu trying to keep a thread on track and hijack free in the coffee house...     I've seen it all now.








(or have I?)

OMG, let's hope you've not seen it all. That has brought grown men to laughter and women to tears.

There are places even I refuse to look.

Good girl. No crash in the retinas.

All crash in the LOUNDSPEAKER! 
 
 
 
good boy.

In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules:

If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously.
Do not waste time blocking your ears.
Do not waste time seeking a "sound proofed" shelter.
Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
Do not panic
Do not panic

Use your wheels. It is what they are for.
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available - metal - not organic -
limbs should be employed whenever practical.

Remember:
In the case of sonic attack survival means
"Every man for himself"
Statistically more people survive if they think
only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself

These are the first signs of sonic attack:
You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will have difficulty focussing
You will need to breathe more rapidly
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter

These are all sign of imminent sonic destruction
Your only protection is flight
If you are less than ten years old
Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
Remember - you can help no one else
You can help no one else
You can help no one else
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself


Think only of yourself





Nod to Hawkwind and Mr. MoreCock

bapu

Beagle

All crash in the LOUNDSPEAKER!   



good boy.

C'mon Beag, you haven't even heard the sonic masterpiece ditty yet.

or have I?

The Beag has friends in eastern places...

The ratz does come out when the end is near, fer sure dawg.

Maybehaps Bing the Berciless can save thiz plaze?

Wookiee


In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules:

If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously.
Do not waste time blocking your ears.
Do not waste time seeking a "sound proofed" shelter.
Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
Do not panic
Do not panic

Use your wheels. It is what they are for.
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available - metal - not organic -
limbs should be employed whenever practical.

Remember:
In the case of sonic attack survival means
"Every man for himself"
Statistically more people survive if they think
only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself

These are the first signs of sonic attack:
You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will have difficulty focussing
You will need to breathe more rapidly
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter

These are all sign of imminent sonic destruction
Your only protection is flight
If you are less than ten years old
Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
Remember - you can help no one else
You can help no one else
You can help no one else
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself


Think only of yourself





Nod to Hawkwind and Mr. MoreCock

Protect and Survive leaflet by the Wookiee...

Brilliant stuff.

marcos69

Wookiee


You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will have difficulty focussing
You will need to breathe more rapidly
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter

These are also the signs that you are over 50.

I'll let you know when I get there.




Oh..... you meant chronologically.

bapu

marcos69

Wookiee


You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will have difficulty focussing
You will need to breathe more rapidly
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter

These are also the signs that you are over 50.

I'll let you know when I get there.




Oh..... you meant chronologically.

 
No mate, in your case he meant 50 stone per moob
 
 

Beagle


cool album cover!  do you have a larger version you could post here for our amusement perusal?

cool!

yeah, I was the first one in that thread, but I wasn't able to listen to it yet because the IT bast...........ians block both sites.  I'll have to wait until I get home.