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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 12:38:03
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"Prostrate cancer" is the number one error? Really?
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 13:54:39
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Dear America, Read, study, understand and memorise #6 Love jamesg1213
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 13:59:09
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Dear everyone under the age of 40, #21 The word should've is a contraction of the two words should & have, not should & of Love from everyone over the age of 40
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 13:59:22
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/02/28 14:21:48
SteveStrummerUK Dear America, Read, study, understand and memorise #6 Love jamesg1213
 I see a lot of #19 here too.
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 15:35:15
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I think #6 gets a pass. I never use it in writing, and the grammatical analysis is unassailable. But "could care less' is not really a phrase, but a collection of words. It is a meaningless unthinking utterance used in practice like something said if you hit your thumb with a hammer or have an orgasm with a hooker. Thus it qualifies under the inane cliche exception to the speech is meaningful rule. Other common examples are bad=good, hilarious=interesting, democracy=American political system.
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 15:54:49
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"To read this article and more great Inc.com content, please log in or create an account" Shocking!
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 15:56:07
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slartabartfast It is a meaningless unthinking utterance used in practice like something said if you hit your thumb with a hammer or have an orgasm with a hooker.
Excuse me but "DO YOU TAKE AMERICAN EXPRESS" makes perfect grammatical sense to me!
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 16:42:38
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 16:44:05
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slartabartfast I think #6 gets a pass. I never use it in writing, and the grammatical analysis is unassailable. But "could care less' is not really a phrase, but a collection of words. It is a meaningless unthinking utterance used in practice like something said if you hit your thumb with a hammer or have an orgasm with a hooker. Thus it qualifies under the inane cliche exception to the speech is meaningful rule. Other common examples are bad=good, hilarious=interesting, democracy=American political system.
But what do you say if you hit your thumb with a hammer while having an orgasm with a hooker?
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 17:10:05
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I really COULD care less... but I won't bother because there are much more important things for me to care even less about.
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 17:20:11
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SteveStrummerUK Dear America, Read, study, understand and memorise #6 Love jamesg1213
what about the differences in country spellings. It is always presumed (not assumed) that Britain has the trump card. Frankly, most of life and history is about *who gets there first*. The rest is nepotism and a good defenSe. I've noticed that alot of liberals use judgEment without the *e*.
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 17:21:11
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Two that always annoy me are "Sup?" (short for "What's up?") and "Where you at?" which is just lack of graduating first grade.
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 17:25:39
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/02/28 18:44:11
SteveStrummerUK Dear America, Read, study, understand and memorise #6 Love jamesg1213
Because Jaymes could care less?
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 17:56:18
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SteveStrummerUK Dear America, Read, study, understand and memorise #6 Love jamesg1213
If you're going to talk to Americans, then the proper spelling is "memorize." (Unless you're from Norwich in which case it's probably "mamorise.") HTH. 
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 18:13:58
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eph221
SteveStrummerUK Dear America, Read, study, understand and memorise #6 Love jamesg1213
what about the differences in country spellings. It is always presumed (not assumed) that Britain has the trump card. Frankly, most of life and history is about *who gets there first*. The rest is nepotism and a good defenSe. I've noticed that alot of liberals use judgEment without the *e*.
The irony is that in many cases, the American spelling is the original British spelling whereas the British spelling was at some point contaminated by the French. For instance the addition of 'u' in words like "colour."
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 18:21:00
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And here I've always blamed the Welsh for all the extra ewes, I mean "u's"...
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 18:27:08
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So true sharks. That's the nature of competition, isomorphism. (The competition between France and england). Another irony is that I'm an Episcopalian but look to France for ideas. They helped us win the war anyways. The fact that Britain hasn't had a decent idea since positivism doesn't enter the equation.
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2016/02/28 18:39:47
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/02/29 08:58:26
It's the English language - the clue is in the name. Jesting aside, I do love language and etymology and all that stuff though. 'American' English spelling seems a lot more phonetic to me, which must make it much easier to learn and er...... spell. Now repeat after me.... - Alu-min-i-um
- Car-a-mal-ise
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 18:40:21
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I've used "sup?" with my friends for years... but it's used in an ironic way. So what's worse? Using "sup?" or the fact I seem to be a hipster*. *but I'm only a hipster to be ironic... and I was a hipster before being a hipster was cool. You've probably never heard of me.
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 18:46:03
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eph221 So true sharks. That's the nature of competition, isomorphism. (The competition between France and england). Another irony is that I'm an Episcopalian but look to France for ideas. They helped us win the war anyways. The fact that Britain hasn't had a decent idea since positivism doesn't enter the equation.
In the sentence I've highlighted, please explain who you mean by: - "They"
- "Us"
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 19:09:16
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You care more about who I mean by *they* and *us* than if I identify which war! :D:D BTW Steve I'm orange irish, so basically I'm a man who survived my abortion.
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 20:07:14
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Now I'm intrigued. I guess I'm predisposed to assuming "the war" refers to The Second World War, but if that's not what you were referring to, then please enlighten me.
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 21:30:22
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/02/29 08:05:51
Although I cannot bring myself to say it out loud, I have to admit that "aluminium" is correct because is was a Brit who invented the stuff and named it. Now, let's discuss how to pronounce "ZZ Top".
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 21:44:47
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I have to admit that I'm much more comfortable with saying "aluminum" than "aluminium" after almost 15 years in the US. That extra syllable just seems like it's showing off.
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/28 22:09:44
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Daniel Webster sure loved to mess with the British, didn't he?
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/29 03:45:28
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Bill Bryson's books about the English language are well worth reading. He clears up a few common misconceptions in the American/British discussion. His writing is always entertaining.
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/29 03:48:27
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☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2016/02/29 08:06:15
SteveStrummerUK Now I'm intrigued. I guess I'm predisposed to assuming "the war" refers to The Second World War, but if that's not what you were referring to, then please enlighten me.
I assumed 1776, you know, when we got bored and went off to fight the French instead
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Re: The Grammar Police will be watching!
2016/02/29 05:27:01
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☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2016/02/29 07:43:25
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SteveStrummerUK Now I'm intrigued. I guess I'm predisposed to assuming "the war" refers to The Second World War, but if that's not what you were referring to, then please enlighten me.
I assumed 1776, you know, when we got bored and went off to fight the French instead 
Apparently Eph peaked Steve's interest!
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