Jonbouy
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 13:37:03
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D'oh how did I forget this one?...
MOOCH!
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 14:12:22
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ericyeoman
EDIT: forget it 
Well, that's one thing off my 'To Do' list today. Thanks eric.
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 14:16:39
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 14:18:08
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marcos69
People who say "meh".
Hey meh meh meh Mark, how about pfffft?
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Jonbouy
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 15:14:07
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Well, that's one thing off my 'To Do' list today. Bouy: What was it? Bapu: A list of chores that needed to get done today, but that's not important right now.
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 15:23:15
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Upon waking, you know that feeling like your mouth is full of spiders, there's something slimy slithering up your leg, sharp little teeth are nipping at your ears, and your entire body is covered in some kind of gelatinous mucus? That's bad, right? You know how much worse it is when you realize that it's not your imagination?
That creeps me out.
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 15:52:36
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UbiquitousBubba
Upon waking, you know that feeling like your mouth is full of spiders, there's something slimy slithering up your leg, sharp little teeth are nipping at your ears, and your entire body is covered in some kind of gelatinous mucus? That's bad, right? You know how much worse it is when you realize that it's not your imagination?
That creeps me out.
Who's imagination is it then?
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Jonbouy
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 16:11:02
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Who's imagination is it then? Yours if you want it...
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 16:25:23
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I thought of some more-
'Reality' TV shows
Ads for anti-depressants
Dr. Phil
Dr. Oz
TV doctors in general
Oprah's screaming audiences
Colonoscopies
Corporate jargon
Goldman Sachs
NY weather
People who take 5 minutes to say their order at Starbucks
Apple TV ads
Ads for cell phones (not one ever says anything about making or receiving calls)
The people who said Windows 7 was THEIR idea
Cakewalk's forum search function
Support people who say "What can I do to provide you with excellent service"
My dog the day after she has eaten paper towels (GIGO)
Oral surgeons
Slow internet connections
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Jonbouy
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 17:13:59
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Colonoscopies In through the out door...  It was kinda weird for me having some woman I'd never met perform this procedure on me. I felt like we should have at least gone for a meal or to the cinema at some point previously. I did ask her afterward though and strangely she declined for some reason.
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 17:16:13
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Jonbouy
Colonoscopies
In through the out door...
It was kinda weird for me having some woman I'd never met perform this procedure on me.
I felt like we should have at least gone for a meal or to the cinema at some point previously. I did ask her afterward though and strangely she declined for some reason.
Wondering if it was that "I <heart> Bapu" tattooed on your arse?
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 17:19:23
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That is strange, JB. You would have expected that she'd think, "Hey, it can't get any worse."
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 17:48:16
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UbiquitousBubba
Upon waking, you know that feeling like your mouth is full of spiders, there's something slimy slithering up your leg, sharp little teeth are nipping at your ears, and your entire body is covered in some kind of gelatinous mucus? That's bad, right? You know how much worse it is when you realize that it's not your imagination?
That creeps me out.
Sounds like you've joined the Delta Omicron Gamma (D.O.G.) fraternity and Brother Beagle is hazing you with all of the things he found in the back yard. You did mention sharp little teeth nipping at your ears...
post edited by Russell.Whaley - 2011/01/18 17:49:22
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Jonbouy
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 18:41:36
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"Hey, it can't get any worse." No, that was my thinking after realising she'd have seen my 'I <heart> Bapu' tattoo already. She asked me what a 'Bapu' was, which was a relief as it confirmed that she didn't realise the full extent of my weirdness yet. I just told her that it was an obscure Indonesian Public Holiday in a desperate attempt to make me seem more interesting than I actually am. She then asked me what I was planning to do for 'Bapu' this year, to which I replied pretty much the same as I did last year.......nothing special.
post edited by Jonbouy - 2011/01/18 18:44:48
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 18:49:01
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and she didn't think it odd that she needed an endoscope to see your tattoo??
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 18:51:45
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Jonbouy
Colonoscopies
In through the out door...
It was kinda weird for me having some woman I'd never met perform this procedure on me.
I felt like we should have at least gone for a meal or to the cinema at some point previously. I did ask her afterward though and strangely she declined for some reason.
I hope you checked if she'd washed her hands before you asked her JB.
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 18:53:34
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Guy's who wear flip-flops to their own wedding.
"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 20:28:28
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bapu
marcos69
People who say "meh".
Hey meh meh meh Mark, how about pfffft?
Nope, I'm all for that one. It's not pretentious.
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 20:36:51
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Large dingy basements
Vegans
Gun control freaks (often also vegans)
Bug-eye'd people
That guy that keeps showing up at your family functions & partys (maybe the new boyfriend of a cousin or something) who just sits & quietly stares. Observing but never talking except to answer questions in a monosylabic fashion.
Goin over to a party at someones house, you get there late, walk in & shake hands with everyone & have some chips & beer. An hour later you go to take a wiz & realize there is no soap or even towels in the guest bathroom that everyone is using. You just want to throw up the fingerfood you ate but don't dare put your finger down your throat..... lol
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 20:39:57
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Jonbouy
Colonoscopies
In through the out door...
It was kinda weird for me having some woman I'd never met perform this procedure on me.
I felt like we should have at least gone for a meal or to the cinema at some point previously. I did ask her afterward though and strangely she declined for some reason.
I hope you checked if she'd washed her hands before you asked her JB.
She marked the wall with her finger next to 7 other finger marks and said "whew it's been a long day. Next".
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 20:40:59
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Goin over to a party at someones house, you get there late, walk in & shake hands with everyone & have some chips & beer. An hour later you go to take a wiz & realize there is no soap or even towels in the guest bathroom that everyone is using. You just want to throw up the fingerfood you ate but don't dare put your finger down your throat..... lol 
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 20:42:45
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Pictures of Bapu at NAMM.
Pictures of Bapu's moobs cavorting around London's West End.
Bapu
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 23:38:15
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People:
vegans
Things:
doomsday prophecies
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/18 23:52:14
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marcos69
People who say "meh".
megh... 
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/19 00:22:33
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Jonbouy
Pictures of Bapu at NAMM.
Pictures of Bapu's moobs cavorting around London's West End.
Bapu
That about "covers" it. Sorry, wrong thread.
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/19 07:43:35
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This FREAKS me out!! 
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/19 09:18:24
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SongCraft
This FREAKS me out!!
Why?
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marcos69
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/19 09:21:14
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SongCraft
This FREAKS me out!!
Wrong thread. This is the one for what creeps you out.
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marcos69
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/19 09:22:28
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I'm surprised no one's mentioned this one yet.
Leonardo Dicaprio.
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Re:Things or people that creep you out.
2011/01/19 10:38:33
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bapu
SongCraft
This CREEPS me out!!
Why?
Because that's how Bapu looks whenever he visit upstairs!
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