Things or people that creep you out.

Barber Shop Quartets

marcos69


Geico commercials.

All of them--or just the ones with the gecko?

The movie The Swan
Invaders of personal space
Gwyneth Paltrow because not no way, not no how is she country.
Skin doctors
Fender Road Worn Guitars
Midget circus acts

Off Topic: Cher and Dolly Parton are to the female gender what John Wayne or Arnold S. are to the males. I think they're nice . Ultrafeminine and able to laugh at themselves - and talented.
Actually, more talented than JW or Arnold. If they were not talented, I'm not sure if I'd think they're nice :o/

On Topic: People who can't chew gum without making slitsyslimey noises creep me out, and people who can't chew their food with mouth closed make me furious - I loose my appetite and leave the table if possible. It's one of the first things parents should teach to their kids (right after "Thank You", "I love you", "Excuse Me" and "Forgive Me"):
Learn to chew with your mouth closed, if you want anyone to take you for a civilized person. Burps and farts aren't that bad :o-

Some central London pubs have toilet attendants that hang around in the gents and hand out towels. They seem to expect a tip too, some may consider it good service but it just gives me the creeps.

Jonathan Ross.
his equally creepy brother.
DAW fanboys (what is that about?)
People that laugh like CJ from Eggheads.
People that look like CJ from Eggheads.
CJ from Eggheads.

... don't get me started I'll be here for weeks.

I'm gonna defend Angelina Jolie though, the thought of being slathered in zinc and castor oil, then being lightly dusted with talcum powder by her, followed by a good game of 'roll the hard-boiled egg at each other' while she eats warmed raspberry coulis from a wooden spoon, perhaps strangely, I find that quite a soothing proposition to ponder.

I say perhaps strangely, but of course you've probably already realised that the only thing that prevents me from pursuing that activity with more vigour is I just know that you can't get the right kind of white, fluffy cotton boiler suits these days, let alone the ones with popper type fasteners that you can button together to make them into a dual sleeping bag type arrangement but with 4 arms and 4 legs, which makes it pointless even thinking about it really.

Jonbouy


I'm gonna defend Angelina Jolie though, the thought of being slathered in zinc and castor oil, then being lightly dusted with talcum powder by her, followed by a good game of 'roll the hard-boiled egg at each other' while she eats warmed raspberry coulis from a wooden spoon, perhaps strangely, I find that quite a soothing proposition to ponder.

I say perhaps strangely, but of course you've probably already realised that the only thing that prevents me from pursuing that activity with more vigour is I just know that you can't get the right kind of white, fluffy cotton boiler suits these days, let alone the ones with popper type fasteners that you can button together to make them into a dual sleeping bag type arrangement but with 4 arms and 4 legs, which makes it pointless even thinking about it really.

Jon, sometimes I worry...

I'm gonna defend Angelina Jolie though, the thought of being slathered in zinc and castor oil, then being lightly dusted with talcum powder by her, followed by a good game of 'roll the hard-boiled egg at each other' while she eats warmed raspberry coulis from a wooden spoon, perhaps strangely, I find that quite a soothing proposition to ponder

Jonbouy 


   
   
   
  
  
     Who among us hasn't done that with the one we love?
 
 
Randy

Mimes
In fact, in Texas it is totally legal to shoot a mime if you use a silencer.  

...nails on blackboard sounds...
...cell phone users in movie theaters...
...distracted drivers, using cell phones, doing their make up, eating huge subs, texting, that type of thing...instead of paying attention to the road....

Bub's old avatar.

 
The Noel Edmonds bouffant
 
Yes sir, it looks great Mr Edmonds sir - very fashionable.
 
 
 
 

Jonbouy

SteveStrummerUK



The Noel Edmonds bouffant

Yes sir, it looks great Mr Edmonds sir - very fashionable.

And that's just his beard...

 
 
LOL
 
His mane is exactly the same now as it was when he was on Radio 1.
 
How many polar bears have had to die as a result of all the CFC-propelled Silvikrin that mop has soaked up.
 
 
 

julibee

Bub
...Women who wear men's sweat socks.
 

I only sometimes wear his socks, as I don't actually have any of my own (Southern California/constant Flip Flops) And I only wear them when they are clean.  
 
But it made me wonder... I also wear wear Men's Deodorant (I buy my own... we do not share), becasue I can't stand smelling like flowers, fruit and/or Baby Powder.    Is that creepy?

 

my wife is very similar, jules.  she doesn't even wear make up 99% of the time.

she doesn't even wear make up 99% of the time.

Well just face it Reece she sees what it looks like on you first...