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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/02 12:59:00 (permalink)
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/02 13:00:22 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Hi, 

We have to add Badminton to that equation now!

Unreal ... and they should have taken the game off the Olympics altogether, instead of creating this scandal ... but I have a feeling that these teams had already been warned and they ignored the warnings!

As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys! 
  
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/02 13:19:42 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Llama juggling.

 
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/02 13:37:29 (permalink)
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Llama juggling.


That sounds like one that Daryl will enter.  I think he like llamas. 
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/02 13:49:30 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/02 13:51:37 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/02 14:02:47 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Bahhhhh ... you're no fun!
 
This would be a riot, even when we're not ripped, drunk, or under the influence of Bapu Beer or Bapu Becan!

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/02 23:44:51 (permalink)
California Hemptathalon--followed by the Team Munchie Sprint

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 00:15:46 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Mime accapella groups

Bahhhhh ... you're no fun!
 
This would be a riot, even when we're not ripped, drunk, or under the influence of Bapu Beer or Bapu Becan!


Note that I never said there would be anything wrong with this but, if you read the thread title, you'll have to admit that it IS an unlikely Olympic sport.

 
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 02:34:33 (permalink)
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Moshkiae


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Mime accapella groups

Bahhhhh ... you're no fun!
 
This would be a riot, even when we're not ripped, drunk, or under the influence of Bapu Beer or Bapu Becan!


Note that I never said there would be anything wrong with this but, if you read the thread title, you'll have to admit that it IS an unlikely Olympic sport.


You're both right.  It would be hilarious to see someone try to do it.  It is very unlikely to be an Olympic competition.  

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 07:12:32 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 08:57:01 (permalink)
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 08:58:07 (permalink)
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 09:08:00 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Hi,

Guy Guden in his old Space Pirate Radio show had a very good one ... it was called "Philosophical Bowling" ... and each character would throw the bowling ball and (of course) expound their theories with it ... so you had Marx, Moliere (whose tights ripped in the middle of it), Sartre, Shakespeare, Mozart, Woody Allen, and many others ... unffortunately this was before the time of Bapu and his philosophy ... because I was going to suggest Guy update that with Bapu's line ... "all moobs have mooch and they love becan'ing"
post edited by Moshkiae - 2012/08/03 09:10:29

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 09:51:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Post Apocalypse Boogie Soccer....

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 10:30:27 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 11:00:55 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 11:14:59 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Javelin catching

Shot put head bouncing. In this one, a guy does the shot put and the other tries to deflect the shot put into a goal.

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I'm just thinking of ones I'd like to see.


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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 13:15:10 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Javelin catching

Shot put head bouncing. In this one, a guy does the shot put and the other tries to deflect the shot put into a goal.

Oral Discus Catching.

I'm just thinking of ones I'd like to see.


Randy


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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 15:36:45 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
 


Tears literally streaming down my face.


No, that's not my contribution...just what's happening right now.  Keep 'em coming.


And thanks! :)


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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 16:14:55 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Tears literally streaming down my face.


No, that's not my contribution...just what's happening right now.  Keep 'em coming.


And thanks! :)


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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/03 20:32:09 (permalink)
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