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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 11:28:58 (permalink)
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 11:39:49 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 11:41:26 (permalink)
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 13:19:42 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
 
Has anyone mentioned "Pro-Celebrity Freestyle Synchronised Bull Wanking" yet?
 
 
 

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 13:24:17 (permalink)
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Has anyone mentioned "Pro-Celebrity Freestyle Synchronised Bull Wanking" yet?
 
 
 
 I think I would have remembered if it was.  No, it has not been mentioned.  Nor has cow insemination been submitted.  

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 16:42:32 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Has anyone mentioned "Pro-Celebrity Freestyle Synchronised Bull Wanking" yet?



 I think I would have remembered if it was.  No, it has not been mentioned.  Nor has cow insemination been submitted.  

 
Along with Pro-Celebrity Freestyle Synchronised Bull Wanking, the 1500m Cow Insemination Relay forms part of the 'Farmyard' Pentathlon.
 
Performing any of the five disciplines will get you arrested in most civilised countries. Except Wales.
 
 
 

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 17:00:05 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Nitpicking Pedanthlon.

 
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 17:03:15 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Nitpicking Pedanthlon.

 
I'm a shoe-in to podium in that particular event
 
 

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 17:41:22 (permalink)
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 21:55:18 (permalink)
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Has anyone mentioned "Pro-Celebrity Freestyle Synchronised Bull Wanking" yet?



 I think I would have remembered if it was.  No, it has not been mentioned.  Nor has cow insemination been submitted.  

 
Along with Pro-Celebrity Freestyle Synchronised Bull Wanking, the 1500m Cow Insemination Relay forms part of the 'Farmyard' Pentathlon.
 
Performing any of the five disciplines will get you arrested in most civilised countries. Except Wales.
 
 
 
 I saw a veterinarian inseminate a cow once.  It didn't look like it was all that much fun--even for Wales.  I guess I was a voyeur that time.   


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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 21:57:55 (permalink)
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Lawn Darts.  

 
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  I live in an apartment.  I don't have to sharpen the lawn.  

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 22:23:50 (permalink)
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/05 22:26:43 (permalink)
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/06 08:57:58 (permalink)
100m Bottle Tossing

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/06 09:02:30 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Fart Skinning. (see 'Techniques')

 
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/06 09:20:20 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/06 09:22:37 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Fart Skinning. (see 'Techniques')


Too many disqualifications on minute technicalities to be able administer that one, someone will always have a better idea than the judges on who actually won.

The conditions would also never be right enough to have a meaningful contest.

McQ would still win though.
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/06 09:24:01 (permalink)
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Fart Skinning. (see 'Techniques')

 I'm not sure I want to know what that one is.  

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/06 09:24:38 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Lamprey bunching.

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/06 09:27:40 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Tag Pillocking.

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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/06 09:28:00 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/06 20:49:47 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/07 07:52:20 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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Re:Unlikely Olympic sports 2012/08/07 09:41:41 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
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