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2018/05/10 16:51:28 (permalink)

Watch out for bras

They're a booby trap!

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/10 19:22:14 (permalink)
" Watch Out For Bras".
 
They sneeking up on me? Now I'm paranoid.

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/10 20:18:35 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2018/05/12 15:11:34
I was watching!
I Am watching!
I will be watching!

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/10 20:32:50 (permalink)
I just tell them to get naked, foreplay is bs.

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 04:10:26 (permalink)
There's always a catch!
 

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 04:15:05 (permalink)
Thanks for the warning, unfortunately it came a bit to late.
 

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 04:55:06 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jude77 2018/05/14 16:29:05
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....

 
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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 12:32:02 (permalink)
Is this how bosom buddies began?

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 13:59:27 (permalink)
I'm Daryk's moobsom buddy.
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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 15:14:10 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2018/05/11 15:54:47
This subject is hanging pretty low right now. We need some support.
 
Geeshh we are milking this subject to death.

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 15:17:27 (permalink)
A few 'push up's should do the trick no?

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 15:26:47 (permalink)
Some need more than a few.
 


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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 16:57:58 (permalink)
Back in the 1960s I burned mine as a statement of defiance in the new liberation movement
We found unfortunately all it did was make us start to sag more quickly
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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 17:42:47 (permalink)
I have always been amazed by the marvel of engineering and beauty that is the female body. Never ceases to amaze me. Us men OTOH...meh. I don't think we were made for looks.
God was like- We need to make them so they can hunt and lift stuff, build things. Looks? Hahahahahahahahahahaa.

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 19:49:25 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2018/05/12 15:12:40
bapu
I'm Daryk's moobsom buddy.




Is he your breast friend?
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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/11 23:53:35 (permalink)
@Starise  Yes the female body is a beautiful work of art  I was twice blessed by a dark handsome mediterranean father and an Indian mother who could have been a pinup girl into her late 70s when cancer took her out  I still turn heads on the street even if it is not my intent  I could to this day in my 60s drop a handkerchief and some young horny boy will pick it up smell it and hand it back to me  I am not so blessed being under the sway of this deeply ingrained tradition  It is something so rooted in our genetics that I am powerless to get beyond it  I dont want the identity but it is there
 
My husband had fought in wars and was wounded by a bullet in his gut nearly taking his life  He survived after operations and went back for more  Hand to hand and trench to trench combat but they never took him to his knees  Upon return we met again  All I had to do was wear a short skirt, low cut dress and flash a little bit of leg  This mighty warrior was on his knees before me
 
The young girls accepted by society as being pretty don't have to do anything but bat an eyelash  Men rule the world but are completely subjugated by the girls and we girls are completely aware of that and what we need to do to stay on top
 
Problem for us girls begins when we start to age and the men are being attracted to younger specimens  We start to lose our edge if that is what we relied upon to dominate the field
 
On the other end of the timeline which comes to all of us you guys are the most fortunate  An older man can be seen as dignified wise statesman kind of thing Wrinkles in your face a sign of wisdom and accomplishment  An older woman for the most part is cast off as just an old woman of no consequence  There are prettier legs to chase
 
 
 
 
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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/12 15:13:27 (permalink)
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bapu
I'm Daryk's moobsom buddy.




Is he your breast friend?


Only in a sexual way
(or so he says)
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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/12 18:38:44 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2018/05/12 19:02:27
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bapu
I'm Daryk's moobsom buddy.




Is he your breast friend?


Only in a sexual way
(or so he says)




Well, to be fair he has always said that he likes monkeys.
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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/12 19:02:39 (permalink)
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paulo
bapu
I'm Daryk's moobsom buddy.




Is he your breast friend?


Only in a sexual way
(or so he says)




Well, to be fair he has always said that he likes monkeys.


Ya
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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/12 20:08:36 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby BassDaddy 2018/05/15 01:47:52
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This subject is hanging pretty low right now. We need some support.
 
Geeshh we are milking this subject to death.



The level of humor in this thread is rapidly degenerating.  Can we please just nip this in the bud?
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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/12 20:49:35 (permalink)
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Starise
This subject is hanging pretty low right now. We need some support.
 
Geeshh we are milking this subject to death.



The level of humor in this thread is rapidly degenerating.  Can we please just nip this in the bud?




Yes, I agree. I can't see that these puns will live long in the mammary.  If we're not careful, there's areola chance that some people will end up making a tit of themselves.
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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/13 16:12:11 (permalink)
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Starise
This subject is hanging pretty low right now. We need some support.
 
Geeshh we are milking this subject to death.



The level of humor in this thread is rapidly degenerating.  Can we please just nip this in the bud?





 
Men objectifying womyn...nothing new.

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/13 16:42:08 (permalink)
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Starise
This subject is hanging pretty low right now. We need some support.
 
Geeshh we are milking this subject to death.



The level of humor in this thread is rapidly degenerating.  Can we please just nip this in the bud?





 
Men objectifying womyn...nothing new.




Have you ever seen footage of women watching male strippers? It's a feeding frenzy. 

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/13 16:48:20 (permalink)
There's no quid pro quo with love.

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/14 14:18:32 (permalink)
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This subject is hanging pretty low right now. We need some support.
 
Geeshh we are milking this subject to death.



The level of humor in this thread is rapidly degenerating.  Can we please just nip this in the bud?




I agree I'm beginning to see double. The closer I get the confusing it is.

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/14 14:40:12 (permalink)
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@Starise  Yes the female body is a beautiful work of art  I was twice blessed by a dark handsome mediterranean father and an Indian mother who could have been a pinup girl into her late 70s when cancer took her out  I still turn heads on the street even if it is not my intent  I could to this day in my 60s drop a handkerchief and some young horny boy will pick it up smell it and hand it back to me  I am not so blessed being under the sway of this deeply ingrained tradition  It is something so rooted in our genetics that I am powerless to get beyond it  I dont want the identity but it is there
 
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Problem for us girls begins when we start to age and the men are being attracted to younger specimens  We start to lose our edge if that is what we relied upon to dominate the field
 
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Women are the flowers to be noticed...and they are. I think society has taken it way too far through media. Our brains are now more attached to gadgets than the outside world....I mean, here I am typing on a  computer. This paints a very unfavorable picture of reality. We as a whole need to get our heads out of there and into the real world. When that world becomes more important than the real world mankind is in big trouble. Unfortunately in some younger people I believe it has already happened. I see lemmings walking around on cell phones and sometimes want to yell, PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT THING. It's Spring time.
By the time a kid is in his or her teens there is nothing left to the imagination. They've seen it all online. This is supposed to be more than a biological process, yet this is where the emphasis always is. When I looked for a woman I didn't place looks high on my list. Yes it was on the list but not high on the list. If you plan to grow old with someone you better be looking at WAY more than that. JMI...Now back to the unfunny stuff here.

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/14 14:44:27 (permalink)
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I agree I'm beginning to see double. The closer I get the confusing it is.




Probably coz they're The_Next_Big_Things(s)?
 
 
 

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/14 16:12:43 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2018/05/14 17:04:08
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Starise
 
I agree I'm beginning to see double. The closer I get the confusing it is.




Probably coz they're The_Next_Big_Things(s)?
 
 
 


Yes Mesh you and me is on the same page. A different book maybe but the same page.
 
At least this thread doesn't suck and hasn't dried up . Things are looking up *ahem*.

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/14 16:29:34 (permalink)
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Funniest post all week!!

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Re: Watch out for bras 2018/05/17 16:06:36 (permalink)
A dyslexic, CISGENDERED, STRAIGHT WHITE MAN walks into a bra......

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