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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/18 08:22:27 (permalink)
I was big into the space race - stayed home from school to watch the launches. I remember when Apollo 11 was scheduled to land on the moon, my father went out and bought a color TV (a rather new and expensive item in 1969). He wanted to see the moon landing in color. The launch of the Saturn V from Florida was pretty in color, but he was really upset when the first video pictures from the moon came through. They were in black and white!
 
Of course space, rockets and astronauts was the main thing for me. Had a toy called 'Major Matt Mason' that I played with all the time. In the youtube video below, I had everything in the commercial except for the giant. I had the moonbase, the space cannon, the rocket sled, etc.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R99hAG0tgkg
 

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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/18 09:02:18 (permalink)
Not weird, but I liked these
 


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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/19 13:29:31 (permalink)
I haven't done anything weird. Not exactly...
 
When I was young, for the majority of the year, I was only allowed indoors at night and I was confined to a one block radius during the day. There weren't many other kids around to bother me, so I spent the vast majority of my time imagining stories. During recess, I would wander around the playground working out a drum pattern or bass line. I would work out each part in the band and combine them in my mind. They sounded great to me. I read a large box of books every week. It infuriated my Dad, who felt that reading for enjoyment was only for girls. Granted, his lips moved trying to work out a stop sign, but that's the way it was. 
 
Because my social development was limited exclusively to cartoons during the winter and tall tails in the summer, Nearly everything around me had a personality. I had great conversations with my dogs. The elephant ear bush was usually a bit rude and sarcastic. There were a couple of trees that I never liked. You know how some trees are just mean and there's nothing you can say to change things? My Mom made my Dad build me a tree house. It was six inches off of the ground and had no walls or roof. Even the snakes laughed at it.
 
I was convinced that I was the only person in the world who was real. I was a lab experiment and every single person on "Earth" was a part of it. The world itself was only constructed and manipulated as a part of the tests, for reasons I couldn't begin to fathom. I was positive that if I moved fast enough, I would catch somebody in the act of creating the illusion of a world. In the car, I would stare out the back to see if I could make out the world tearing apart like a zipper, turning just outside of my field of vision to come around to the front, where it would zip back together at the far edge of the horizon. I'm pretty sure I caught a glimpse a few times. Obviously, I couldn't let anyone know. I had to play along. I suspected that if they found out, my torturers, (posing as my family) would take out all of their hostility on me at once. I couldn't even tell my dogs because you know they can't keep a secret. In addition, they were listening everywhere.
 
Now, when I say that, everyone assumes that I know it's not true. Right. Of course it isn't.
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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/19 14:33:01 (permalink)
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.... But my absolute most favoritest toy ever was this:
 





This just made my day
 
When my mother went to the department store I used to head over to the toy department and play with this for "what seemed like" hours (probably 5 minutes). I always wanted it, but never got it. I'm pretty sure my mother did that on purpose.... that thing babysat me while she shopped in peace.
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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/19 20:21:37 (permalink)
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I haven't done anything weird. Not exactly...
 
I was convinced that I was the only person in the world who was real. I was a lab experiment and every single person on "Earth" was a part of it. The world itself was only constructed and manipulated as a part of the tests, for reasons I couldn't begin to fathom. I was positive that if I moved fast enough, I would catch somebody in the act of creating the illusion of a world. In the car, I would stare out the back to see if I could make out the world tearing apart like a zipper, turning just outside of my field of vision to come around to the front, where it would zip back together at the far edge of the horizon. I'm pretty sure I caught a glimpse a few times. Obviously, I couldn't let anyone know. I had to play along. I suspected that if they found out, my torturers, (posing as my family) would take out all of their hostility on me at once. I couldn't even tell my dogs because you know they can't keep a secret. In addition, they were listening everywhere.
 
Now, when I say that, everyone assumes that I know it's not true. Right. Of course it isn't.




Sounds like the "Simulation Hypothesis"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis
 
http://www.space.com/30124-is-our-universe-a-fake.html
 
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/blogs/physics/2015/07/are-we-living-in-a-computer-simulation/
 

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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/19 20:25:08 (permalink)
 
When I was little, I always thought I was a werewolf.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
But I'm........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
....... actually not.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Which came as quite a relief I can tell you.
 
 

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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/20 09:35:43 (permalink)
Hi,
 
In the 50's, at least in Portugal, you did not go to the market to buy meat or bread ... someone was always coming to the door, selling it. One of them, was a very nice "Gypsy" lady that always came with that really big half moon straw bag of meat and mom would get this and that ... and one day, in my head, I saw her coming, and I ran to the kitchen door, and put my head through the window (broke it), and she wasn't there.
 
Sadly, never saw her again, and even at this late age, I can see her on occasion. In dreams and such!
post edited by Moshkito - 2016/01/20 14:39:05

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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/20 10:39:12 (permalink)
Moshkito
Hi,
 
In the 50's, at least in Portugal, you did not go to the market to buy meat or bread ... someone was always coming to the door, selling it. One of them, was a very nice "Gypsy" lady that always came with that really big half moon straw bag of meat and mom would get this and that ... and one day, in my head, I saw her coming, and I ran to the kitchen door, and put my head through the window (broke it), and she wasn't there.
Sadly, never saw her again, and even at this late age, I can see her on occasion.




Q.E.D. 

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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/20 14:40:07 (permalink)
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Moshkito
Hi,
 
In the 50's, at least in Portugal, you did not go to the market to buy meat or bread ... someone was always coming to the door, selling it. One of them, was a very nice "Gypsy" lady that always came with that really big half moon straw bag of meat and mom would get this and that ... and one day, in my head, I saw her coming, and I ran to the kitchen door, and put my head through the window (broke it), and she wasn't there.
Sadly, never saw her again, and even at this late age, I can see her on occasion.




Q.E.D. 



What's "Q. E. D."  .... and you guys like to joke about me saying weird stuff!

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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/20 14:53:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2016/01/20 20:46:33
 
 
It's Latin.

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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/20 14:58:41 (permalink)
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
It's Latin.


Like the priests say at mass "my father can beat your father a dominoes"?
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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/20 15:36:35 (permalink)
Can't remember - Getting into my fathers van and releasing the hand brake. Fortunatly my father managed to catch the vehicle as it slowley rolled away and get in and stop it before any harm came.
 
Remember, emulating my electrician father by sticking bare wire into a socket. 240 Volts in to a 1.5 Volt electric motor makes for spectacular preformance. I recall the black mark on the skirting board was there for a while.
 
Remember as screwed up sense of local geography, that eventuially led me to taking a "short cut" home that turned a three quater of a mile walk into a three mile hike!

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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/20 18:42:57 (permalink)
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Moshkito
Hi,
 
In the 50's, at least in Portugal, you did not go to the market to buy meat or bread ... someone was always coming to the door, selling it. One of them, was a very nice "Gypsy" lady that always came with that really big half moon straw bag of meat and mom would get this and that ... and one day, in my head, I saw her coming, and I ran to the kitchen door, and put my head through the window (broke it), and she wasn't there.
Sadly, never saw her again, and even at this late age, I can see her on occasion.




Q.E.D. 



What's "Q. E. D."  .... and you guys like to joke about me saying weird stuff!




It stands for quod erat demonstrandum which is Latin for "which is what had to be proven." The only reason I know that is from math lessons at school when we had to prove some geometrical truth or property and end the proof with "Q.E.D."

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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/20 18:57:42 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2016/01/21 03:47:10
 
I studied Latin at school.
 
Not very successfully, I'll give you that.
 
But I did understand Her Maj's famous 'anus horribilis' speech when Barbara Windsor burnt down.
 
 
 

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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/20 20:48:08 (permalink)
E.D.Qay
 
Same, but in Pig Latin.

 
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Re: Weird things you did or thought as a kid 2016/01/20 20:50:12 (permalink)
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I haven't done anything weird. Not exactly...
 
I was convinced that I was the only person in the world who was real. I was a lab experiment and every single person on "Earth" was a part of it. The world itself was only constructed and manipulated as a part of the tests, for reasons I couldn't begin to fathom. I was positive that if I moved fast enough, I would catch somebody in the act of creating the illusion of a world. In the car, I would stare out the back to see if I could make out the world tearing apart like a zipper, turning just outside of my field of vision to come around to the front, where it would zip back together at the far edge of the horizon. I'm pretty sure I caught a glimpse a few times. Obviously, I couldn't let anyone know. I had to play along. I suspected that if they found out, my torturers, (posing as my family) would take out all of their hostility on me at once. I couldn't even tell my dogs because you know they can't keep a secret. In addition, they were listening everywhere.
 
Now, when I say that, everyone assumes that I know it's not true. Right. Of course it isn't.




Sounds like the "Simulation Hypothesis"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis
 
http://www.space.com/30124-is-our-universe-a-fake.html
 
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/blogs/physics/2015/07/are-we-living-in-a-computer-simulation/
 




My personal beliefs definitely are closer to these than they are to any religion or other philosophy.  Heck, last time I didn't even make it to this level! 

 
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