Starise
 
So...what kind of person...
 
Walks around shirtless when they look like Budda?
 

 
You say this as if it's a bad thing.
 
If it was good enough for Budda it's good enough for me.

Starise
 
Takes their old shoes off and leaves them in the WalMart parking lot?
 

I could never get this one either, just put the new ones on leave the old ones in their place and you should be able to walk out of the store without anyone being any the wiser.
 
It's cheaper and doesn't litter up the car park.

Of course, the "real" Budda was a pretty thin guy and did NOT want his image replicated, but followers will do what followers will do, so they made him look fat and happy in all the pictures and statues (which made for better selling souvenirs naturally). 

sharke
What kind of person smothers themselves in fake tan? This has baffled me for years.

http://www.smosh.com/smos...photos/25-tan-failures

I caught my brother with a bottle of the stuff and in the act of applying it a few years back.
 
He got really touchy about it at the time.  He was due to referee a local junior football match and was obviously really anxious about his white limbs which looked like they had seen less light than a mushroom farm for the last 25 years.
 
I tried to subtly change the subject back to the actual football but failed miserably when I found out it was a cup competition he was about to preside over and I of course couldn't help asking him if he was due to cover both legs, at which point I was shown the door.
 
True story
 

Wears pink tutus to Walmart?

trimph1
Wears pink tutus to Walmart?

Me?

Starise
I see I'm not the only one who wonders sometimes

OTOH...what kind of person....

Stops by the side of the road to help a motorist they have never met?

Offers their place in line to someone with less items?

Is cordial with everyone.

Does something because it needs to be done. and they want to help?

A politician? (just before re-election)

Question: What kind of person (well company actually) takes a good, working program and changes it into a more complicated, confusing program and calls it an upgrade?
 
Answer: Microsoft Word!
 
Grrrrr. Just venting. Every time I use the newer versions (e.g., 2010) I wonder what they were thinking, and how much longer it takes me to use it compared to before because I have to find things under their new layout logic.

Stands in line for five minutes at the fast food restaurant talking with their companion or on the phone, then spends five minutes at the counter deciding what to get.
I only have an hour for lunch, people. Speed it up.

Beagle

jamesg1213

Starise


Is cordial with everyone.

A Limey?

Blimey.

Blighty?

57Gregy
Stands in line for five minutes at the fast food restaurant talking with their companion or on the phone, then spends five minutes at the counter deciding what to get.
I only have an hour for lunch, people. Speed it up.

Hope you finally got to eat Greg. I can eat a whopper in 15.2 seconds....ok maybe I shouldn't be bragging about that.Double whoppers take slightly longer.