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2009/05/10 13:06:50 (permalink)

What was the name of your first asparagus?


Mine was called Kevin - from the nearby Vale of Evesham.



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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 14:03:27 (permalink)
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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 14:08:33 (permalink)

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 14:12:34 (permalink)
    LOL! Hey Space... I think you have too much time on your hands. Where it the world were you able to find an animation of dancing asparagus? Ah, the wonders of the Internet.

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 14:18:06 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: space_cowboy
    Valerie


    wonder if the zutons... amy winehouse and mark ronson also like it also...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oet_6eVKctg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOykeC8xdY&feature=related

    there is a pseudo reggae version and well

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 14:19:50 (permalink)
    i searched for dancing asparagus and this is the second thing that came up. .

    Better than the guitar player from Dethklok Swisgaar - no?

    Or

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 14:35:46 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: SteveStrummerUK

    Mine was called Kevin - from the nearby Vale of Evesham.



    Hey is that the same Kevin Asparagus that invented the internet?

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 14:36:00 (permalink)

    I found a home video of Kevin with his good lady wife .....






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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 15:03:48 (permalink)
    We seem to have wandered into the realms of fantasy......

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 15:24:31 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: Captain Mannering to Corporal Jones

    We seem to have wandered into the realms of fantasy......


    My favourite line from Dad's Army....yay!

    Here's what he would have said about us!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr_v_SqJNjA&feature=related
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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 15:28:34 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Jonbouy

    ORIGINAL: Captain Mannering to Corporal Jones

    We seem to have wandered into the realms of fantasy......


    My favourite line from Dad's Army....yay!

    Here's what he would have said about us!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr_v_SqJNjA&feature=related


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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 15:43:13 (permalink)
    Raving all of you raving.















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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 16:05:49 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Wookiee

    Raving all of you raving.


    I can't ever see asparagus ever taking the place of glow sticks at a rave

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 16:08:58 (permalink)
    All that gyrations by Kevin and his good lady and look what happened

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 17:03:02 (permalink)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZvFoSI5VN8&feature=related

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 17:08:26 (permalink)
    I'm just wondering if the Asparagus Spears come from the same ancestral line as Britney....

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 17:12:16 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Jonbouy

    I'm just wondering if the Asparagus Spears come from the same ancestral line as Britney....

    Britney Spears is a well known anagram of Presbyterians if anyone's bothered


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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 17:27:25 (permalink)
    Aspa Ragus



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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 17:36:10 (permalink)
    Boring day today, Steve??



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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 18:03:13 (permalink)

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    Boring day today, Steve??


    I believe you started it all



    Back to you in the bus stop Alex ...................

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/10 18:50:18 (permalink)
    His name was Gus, Gus Green. Baddest cladode this side of the Western Stir-fry. Unfortunate victim of a drive-by shooting by the Brocolli Gang in 1989. RIP Gus.

     
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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/11 10:26:21 (permalink)
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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/11 10:33:18 (permalink)
    Mine was called Stinky. I was so fond of him I refused to eat the little fellow.
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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/11 11:39:46 (permalink)
    I never had an Asparagus. I've only had women.

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/11 12:03:12 (permalink)
    That or Ed
    THis one is better than the original asparagus thread

    Look for the punchline thread too.

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/11 12:04:27 (permalink)
    Mine was called Sundance.

    I named him after a famous Wild West gunfighter who later turned vegetarian pacifist. He was often called 'Sparagus because he'd always keep some handy in his old gun holster.

    Allegedly the Durango Daily once reported his behaviour in town with the headline, "Asparagus shoots from the hip".



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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/11 12:48:52 (permalink)


    WTF?! I leave for 2 days and you guys start talking about asparagus?! Well, that's it - I guess I need to stop by more often and slap some sense into you guys.


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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/11 12:52:37 (permalink)
    'Sparagus.




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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/11 13:08:56 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: Jonbouy

    'Sparagus.






    No .................. I'm Sparagus

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    RE: What was the name of your first asparagus? 2009/05/11 13:10:36 (permalink)
    Sorry Kirk....but why the bunghole on your chin?

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