wizard71
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Wife for sale!
Must....get...££...for...all....X2...sale items.....before... time... runs out....ZeTA 2....mmmmmm..... She has a good sense of humour and only nags me when im awake. Pretty damn attractive too.... Only open to offers of $29 and over...
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ampfixer
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 17:21:32
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Regards, John I want to make it clear that I am an Eedjit. I have no direct, or indirect, knowledge of business, the music industry, forum threads or the meaning of life. I know about amps. WIN 10 Pro X64, I7-3770k 16 gigs, ASUS Z77 pro, AMD 7950 3 gig, Steinberg UR44, A-Pro 500, Sonar Platinum, KRK Rokit 6
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Marcus Curtis
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 17:32:21
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shesh I can't believe it....I paid a lot more for my wife when she was first released. now their giving them away.
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 17:32:33
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Are you offering 2 for 1 until the end of October?
Wait a minute. Two??! What am I thinking.
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robert_e_bone
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 17:32:47
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Any tax on that?
Any maintenance history? Mileage?
What is the return policy?
Layaway?
Bob Bone
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robert_e_bone
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 17:33:30
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There's at LEAST 1 country song in here somewhere,
Bob Bone
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robert_e_bone
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 17:35:22
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I almost offered to take her off your hands, but then I remembered I used to have a similar product model, and it was NOISY.
Sorry,
BB
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Mystic38
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 17:53:17
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pfft ..she will never know!
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 18:29:31
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pgw
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 18:39:11
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What about plugins? Any included? 
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Marcus Curtis
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 18:46:14
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gustabo
At least post a picture!
+1 pgw
What about plugins?
Any included?
I think you supply your own.......otherwise whats the point?
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juca
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 18:56:52
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She´s bug free? 
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Fog
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 19:12:22
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ampfixer
Have you tried eBay?
you can't sell humans on ebay, although someone did try to sell george best's sartayed / pickled liver (he was a alcoholic footballer who got a liver transplant and wasted it!!!) wizard, $29 ? UK money!!! I'm not going to change the money.. you accept pay-pal or cash on collection? I'd arrange a courier but I'm sure it'd be cheaper to collect. does she cook well ? as it's amazing how many women I know who don't now. (and yes I do cook) someone's wife came on here (maybe it was a prank) and moaning to us , hubby was away making music to much or on here.. as for cakewalk marketing department... z3ta 2 offers will turn up again. I guess you won't be on here too much after your better half reads this..hehe
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mattplaysguitar
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 21:20:54
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What's the condition? New or used?
I tend to prefer 'used' with these types of vehicles as you don't have to worry too much about wearing them in properly. All the regular service required of a new vehicle and driving slowly to not stress the engine too hard is just too much work.
We are talking about a car here, right?
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 21:24:22
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Can she handle 64 bits? Will she run on expanded? Can she handle a pen drive? What are the latency settings?
post edited by CakeAlexS - 2012/10/25 21:33:44
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MarioD
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 22:04:23
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Is there a 30-day no questions asked return policy?
Do I have to delete wife #1 before installing her?
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Bflat5
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 22:08:45
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Just upgrade to girlfriend 2.0... Just don't put a ring on her and you can do all the things that wife 1.0 does and still be happy. :D
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robert_e_bone
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 22:10:56
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It's ALL about Signal to Noise ratio,
Bob Bone
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 22:43:14
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Sell by date at 9000 posts. Do not feed. @48/24 & 128 buffers latency is 367 with offset of 38. Sonar Platinum(64 bit),Win 8.1(64 bit),Saffire Pro 40(Firewire),Mix Control = 3.4,Firewire=VIA,Dell Studio XPS 8100(Intel Core i7 CPU 2.93 Ghz/16 Gb),4 x Seagate ST31500341AS (mirrored),GeForce GTX 460,Yamaha DGX-505 keyboard,Roland A-300PRO,Roland SPD-30 V2,FD-8,Triggera Krigg,Shure SM7B,Yamaha HS5.Maschine Studio+Komplete 9 Ultimate+Kontrol Z1.Addictive Keys,Izotope Nectar elements,Overloud Bundle,Geist.Acronis True Image 2014.
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Marcus Curtis
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 22:47:25
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CakeAlexS
Can she handle 64 bits? Will she run on expanded? Can she handle a pen drive? What are the latency settings?
unfortunately latency settings on these models run pretty high 
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Marcus Curtis
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 22:56:20
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MarioD
Is there a 30-day no questions asked return policy?
Do I have to delete wife #1 before installing her?
I don't think wife 2 will play nice with wife 1. You can open projects you started with wife 1. but once you save them in wife 2 you will not be able to reopen the project using wife 1
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 22:57:17
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You're really drilling it in....
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 22:59:24
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My wife and I keep separate accounts along with our joint accounts. That way we don't have to go to the financial approval board before making a purchase. That was a mistake I made in my first marriage. 
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/25 23:36:29
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/26 00:21:03
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I'm finally free of mine! Finally can afford my real first love and create more music on my new love...X2!
Get Z2... I bought it at full price and it's worth every penny...
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Muziekschuur at home
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/26 02:34:27
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My wife says I have enough wifes..... Got X2 somehow.... How's that?
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/26 07:07:49
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Hmm. How come no one said anything about import/customs fees? And what about the 'baggage'? There's an extra charge for that. How much do I get? How much you keepin'? Any leinholders expecting a payoff?
All deal breakers for me. Sorry
Read the fine print before signing any documents.
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/26 07:17:28
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v Bflat5
Just don't put a ring on her and you can do all the things that wife 1.0 does and still be happy. :D
Dongles can be a drag.
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jm24
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/26 10:23:13
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"Ring on her finger, and a ring in his nose."
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Re:Wife for sale!
2012/10/26 10:33:23
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My website & music: www.herbhartley.com MC4/5/6/X1e.c, on a Custom DAW Focusrite Firewire Saffire Interface BMI/NSAI "Just as the blade chooses the warrior, so too, the song chooses the writer "
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